Hey Big Boy, your legs are huge <3

I was literally about to post the exact same thing. Wow!

Is this the blacked girl?

I don't date niggers, bye.

happened to me the other day
>"I saw you on the bike the other day"
>yeah I go places with it
>"I'm sure, with those legs you have, who wouldn't?"
>y-yes you too

my legs aren't even that big but eh.. felt nice.

unless your a fatass

all dyed blonds got blacked, it's a fact

Wait a second... where do i know you from?

...

I get compliments about my thicc legs all the time lad

"Fawk yeah they are, wanna feel 'em?"

Roll up a leg on the shorts, flex dat thigh, and her number will magically appear in your phone.

Life is good.

>tfw lanklet who barely does 1pl8 for reps
Are you making fun of me?

Elsa makes great MFW faces

Look at her round semitic nose and dark eyebrows revealing her fake blondeness tho... disgusting

RIP

I feel sorry for you

Thoughts on Maria Ozawa getting THICC?

>Aren't you a well known porn star? Cya.

Not as big as your hands, Jesus Christ.

Unironically offered a girl my 531 spreadsheet cus she asked me to tell her everything about my routine.

So is your pussy

>Those nails
>Nigger nose

That would never happen.
[spoiler]I'm not a nigger[/spoiler]

>have reformed-fatty muscular legs

T-thank you

Once you go black, you can never, ever come back.

>y-you too, m'lady
*tips katana*

...

THERE IT IS.

Thanks(actually lost muscle mass in my thighs and I'm feeling self conscious).
My dick is even bigger
Want to see?
Drag her to the bathroom and draw BLACKED on the mirror before giving her this 9.25x6 inch bbc. Then I ask her if she wants to go have dinner or watch a movie.
The exhausted smiling woman's face instantly changes from happiness to anger
The then says "Do I look like that kind of girl" and holds up her finger and points to her wedding ring.
She stands up pulls her panties and pants up and does the exhausted and well fucked limp of shame out of the bathroom.
I'm sitting there sad and with a semi.
I pick up the phone order dominos and start sobbing in the toilet stall.

You order pizza to the bathroom too? My brother.

are you literally me?

>wanting a women who's ridden the bbc

you'd think we were on reddit right now

where is that from my nostalgia just kicked in for some reason

spy kids that shit gave me nightmares

alright damn, I remember watching spy kids 2 also and was so jealous because they had this little fucker

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Literally no one says semites have those noses. They have long, thin, hooked, projecting noses

I saw Elsa at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told her how cool it was to meet her in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother her and ask her for photos or anything.
She said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but she kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and sucking black cock in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard her chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw her trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen STD tests in her hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Ma'am, you need to pay for those first.” At first she kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the tests and started scanning it multiple times, she stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each STD test and put them in a bag and started to say the price, she kept interrupting her by moaning loudly.

His hair has a nice fade

I agree, her nose is negrotic, not semetic.

>tfw negrotic nose
Why live?

There's something wrong with this bitch but i just can't put my finger on it.

>SNIIIFFFFFFFFF

Big enough to crush your head

>Ou ou ou ah ah

The one direct mire about my muscles I've gotten from a girl was about my legs.