Well Veeky Forums, today is the start of something bigger for me

Well Veeky Forums, today is the start of something bigger for me.
>Be me
>Be 15
>Be 6'2" and weigh 300lb.
>Live in a trailer in rural North Florida, where it's too hot and humid all the time
>Be too poor to afford any healthy food
>Be too poor to afford any equipment
>Basically be really fuckin' poor, ok?
>I can barely afford school clothes
>Decide I want to lose weight
>Too poor for any gym
>wellshit.jpg
>Even if I wasn't, gas is too expensive
>Decide "FUCK IT, EVERYTHING ELSE MY FAMILY DOES IS NIGGER-RIGGED"
>Ohshit.jpg , my redneck senses are tingling
>Draw up a mediocre weekly workout plan, consisting of cardio and muscle-training on alternating days, with Saturday as a rest day
>Walk/run 2 1/2 miles without rest, up and down a dirt road
It's a start, Veeky Forums. It's gonna be hard to fit it in with my extracurricular activities and family problems, but I'm not gonna be the fat kid anymore.

>be me 15
Btfo

>Btfo
There's a lot of possible meaning to that acronym, and it's possible you just misspelled "GTFO", in either case, you're a dipshit

Down here on the redneck riviera. Or Emerald Coast, or whatever you wanna fuckin' call it.

Working out isn't what you need to do
What you need to do is eat less and drink a shit load more water.
Also assuming that you have access to a grocery store, you're really not going to be able to beat cheap meat,rice, and frozen vegetables on a $ per calorie scale while still getting good macro/micro nutrients. Eating healthy ish (meaning no processed foods) is far cheaper than buying preprocessed food/fast food.

Trust me. I'm good on hydration. I actually might be over-hydrating. Is 8 or more liters a day too much?

And no. No grocery stores out here. Most we have is a Dollar General.

So did you accedentially type 15 or have you not read the rules

Yeah, no. I'm on mobile, and I can't find any rules.

>Is 8 or more liters a day too much
Yes.

>>Be 15
RIP

read the sticky

The only sticky I have is "THIS LINK COVERS THE FOLLOWING TOPICS"
Nothing about age limits there.

literally all you have to do is stop eating actually saves you money

Fork putdowns

Anorexia ain't a weight loss program, it's a sickness.

Lmao, read the global rules dumbass
>if you are under 18 cease posting immediately

What part of
>I'm on mobile
Is so hard to read? There's no links to any rules in this app.

you're not going to make it

You are retarded, I am on mobile
Scroll all the way up, click "home"
Scroll all the way down >see "rules"
And just because you can't read em don't mean they can't apply to you...

Are you using the Mimi reader app?

stupid mobile poster

...

Thanks for the inspiration. Now I have to prove you wrong

No why the fuck would I, if you can't find rules there hop over to the fucking mobile site...

Can't go to the website. Veeky Forums links open in the app.

Delete the app

Lolnah

Then stop posting lol

Lolnah.

>he thinks just because he's a mobile poster means he gets avoid the rules
I fucking hate mobile posters and teenagers.
When I was 15 I didn't announce on the site that I was 15. Fucks sake.

Veeky Forums's rules are like rules on a porn website.
Do you honestly think people follow them?

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Ignorance doesn't put someone above the law.
Inability to learn them, however...

Alrighty, mods will have their way with you

Hawt.

We explained already, just because you havent read them doesn't mean they don't apply.

MODS