The holy Roman empire was not holy, Roman, or an empire

The holy Roman empire was not holy, Roman, or an empire

t. Voltaire

>The Holy Roman Empire isn't around anymo-

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That's more like the Fourth Reich or a Stasi/NKVD-run Soviet, user!

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But the HRE is the first reich anyway

>holy
defender of the catholic church

>roman
successor of WRE

>empire
an emperor ruling over several different tribes/nations is literally the definition of an empire

I call it the Unholy Germanic Federation

Sacrilegious Swabian Anarchy

Sinful Barberian Syndicate

>Shitty Saxon Creation?

no shit OP

This desu
>no
>shit
>OP
Minimalist whilst explanatory for those scat lovers the Germans, and pig fucker the itlanians

perfect

Secular Multicultural Confederation

>Holy
Lost Rome
>Roman
Lost core Italian provinces
>Empire
a fucking Empire lost against Duchy of Poland
More than twice
>A
>Fucking
>Duchy

>"core"
>compares an "Empire" and a "Duchy" as if it were game ranks and not just pompeous titles

Grand Strategy autists are the worst and the plague of Veeky Forums.

>Eastern
Lost Anatolia and beyond
>Roman
Lost all Italian provinces
>Empire
Lost to Arab rock herders, still called itself an empire when it was less than city state

You do realise that HRE was 4 or 5 times larger than the Duchy of Poland?
It was humiliating, at best.

>buh it weh largeurh
Do you even study and History or are you one of these people who just look up wikipedia infoboxs on battle pages ?

you realise the HRE wasn't a unified political entity like Poland was?

>poland was a unified political entity
ooh boy

Ravenous Rhenish Rumble

He does not know