ITT: FICTIONAL GOAL BODIES

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>press R, it's slaying time
>sun eclipse as i scream, hittin new PR and achieving legendary strengh and speed balance only known to users of the forbidden cardio arts
>Night Predator mode engaged
>physique out of this world, team mates mirin my flying squirrel mode, spamming the map with pings and begging to witness my glorious form in in their lane in all it's beauty and power
>go around the map slaying Crystals and Linas alike
>a single look at me feels like their clit is being sucked into the Void, literally die from cumming
>Beta Tinkers and White Omniknights silenced by my mere presence

God, it feels good being a Night Chad

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AXE looks like that?

Damn...

How can the radiants compete

Buy your wards and gank my lane, night cuck.

orc mode best mode

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Can always try I guess.

Hail Hydra. Too bad Marvel is caving to vocal minority outrage and backpedaling as fast as they can.

Actually, reached this one, but I still like it.

WHOEVER SAID AXE IS A BEAR OF A MAN.. HAS OBVIOUSLY NEVER MET ME

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Are you a girl(male)?

Every thread

>Where do you work out?
The library

How do I into bear killer mode?

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When the old man at the gym has had his vitamin gummies

Master Chief has always been my inspiration for lifting.

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>MAXIMUM ARMOR

You call that ripped? I would hate to see your DYEL body. Because those are skinny as fuck.

The Master Chief workout:
- 100 pullups
- 100 pushups
- Fucking murder 3 ODST's
- 100 Squats

he's a big guy

>wanting terrible body ratios
why does blizzard even try

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DAAAY WAAHHHHHHHKER NIGHT STALKER!

Nightstalker is unironically my favorite Le Dotes 2 hero to play. He's just so overpowered during night, and nothing in the game is as fun as making enemy players shit their pants when night falls and you jump out of the woods.

Not as aesthetic as I want to be, but he's the ultimate badass.
>THE HORNED DEMON

Oh, i just realized. It's a parody of ultraman.

He looks more ripped with better graphics settings you 480p peasant.

Lotta good bodies so far.

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Step aside smallfry

all those big, puffy muscles will slow you down.

Cmon now...

Unfortunately I am only 5'9" so there goes that.

with THICCer arms

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>tfw when even five year olds look beeter than me

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Ayy this guy knows whats up. Throw in Halo laps x infinity.

Freaking loved this ad. Literally goal body right here. Thick, functional, yet completely aesthetic at the same time. Only problem is I'm only 5'9" and Indian, so I can never achieve this greatness.

How do I become a taller Araragimode? And have a harem like he does?

>reached this one

So your biceps are the size of your head but youve literally never trained chest? Mirin.

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Arararararagi is shorter than his sister

Infinity mode

Yet he's still brushing her teeth to this day. I wish I had that sort of power.

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This for eternity

GO BEYOND

Where is dis from?

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100% German Engineering

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How doable is this?

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Kiibo mode

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Good taste.

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im built just like goku but my insertions are garbage compared to his anime perfection

what heroes do you guys think would browse fit other than axe and ns

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Fuck i wish i was Trunks

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gay furrys have the best bodies

>Nightstalker
>Sven
>Axe

>Not wanting a realistic physique with a great core, perfect insertions and definition, joocy arms for those big crits and that low BAT

c'mon user, it's one thing to be a dreamer but this is just too much

>locking out knees on leg press

Victory is in the Qun!

>neck pill

I'll be fucking thot with daddy issues.
>All of them

Fucking DYEL manlets, all of you

>when will they learn

What doth lift?

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