"What normies think buff is" thread

"What normies think buff is" thread

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>armpit fat

i want to bang carla

I want to bang Turk

>fucking a roach

She has a hairy asshole and doesn't wipe

>Not wanting to bang Jordan

Never going to make it

I wouldn't say he's buff but you can tell he lifts. Probably just has a shit diet. Looks like he could probably bench 2pl8

>banging a mexican
wtf

>not wanting to bang Elliot

Better than a lot of fit if the cbt is to be believed.

Zyzz

Post body with timestamp

>bulking feels

RETARD ALERT

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>ripped physique

>has never done a single rep of ohp ever
still mirin those abs tho

that's literally the ideal normie body.

Worked for Arnold.

u sure?

positive. 5'8 isn't even that short in the real world, especially if you have a good face/body.

Mirin those pecs man.

>skeleton underground
>buff

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Im 5'8 and i fucked an incredibly hot girl just coz i reminded her of Jon Snow and she is a big fan ¯\_(ツ)_/¯.

Goku is 5'8", thus the cut off for manlet status. Anything less should kill them selves for the good of the species. Anything above needs to keep lifting

Fuggg, reminder that abs are the most important muscle for 90% of the planet to think you're 'ripped'

Vegeta is 5' 5".

>wanting to bang a mexican that looks like an indian

For normies he's an athlete/bodybuilder

>The reason I lift

And he is an angry manlet with an inferiority complex

He looks like he's reasonably strong comprared to say the average gym going retard. Looks like he's for sure stronger and fitter than most of the retarded faggots here.

>Emilia Clarke
>5'2"

Good god she would be so easy to throw around the room.

T. 5 8 guy

mirin delts

fuck off dickweed
go for a jog you fat piece of shit

Looks better than me Tbh

Many people here don't even lift

They just browse this board for shitposting and memes

LOL look at the angry manlet

nah just dat fat non-lifting name fag rustles my jimmies
t. 6'1

I want to stick my dingaling in her hooha

STFU NIGGER 5'8 IS NOT MANLET

>increase your chest size, therefor strength, with this one easy trick!
>get fat!

Im 511 183lbs, i think im still skinny even some people say im huge

you've got about 15-20lbs of fat to cut m8

I think in this case being rich and famous is actually what's ideal.

Pics like these just have to be edited. When I had similar sized pecs, my arms were like 4x bigger with much more definition. I refuse to believe these people go into a gym to just bench and walk out.

>tfw 200lbs at 5'11 and barely on my first two weeks of cutting

DELETE THIS

Fuck normies.

sorry boo, dw, you'll make it brah :)

*was

>plastic surgery: the face

no thanks

cuck

5'8 is like 6'1 in nip land.

>incredibly toned physique
Get fucked, if he didn't have abs people would be wondering if he was sick with something.

Obviously fake abs.

especially when they gave him his height like 20-30 years ago..

This is true, I speak from experience. And then I actually did start messing around with weights 5 years ago and started actually lifting and eating right a year and a half ago. Up to a 260 5X5 bench and 280 for three rep max. Thats with casual lifting. Now this place is embedded in me and the memes are just annoying. Fuck.

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why does he look a bit flabby yet still has that definition in abs?

You should be required to post your own body for these threads before you can post someone else's.

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Youre at a club in Krakow when this guy one hand ohps your gf, wat do?

Fake abs.

Ab implants?

mire

liposuction on the abs lmao

look how flabby he is, its obvious

you faggots are probably straight

>gotta ab-hance for the upcoming season

entered to this

youtube.com/watch?v=NvW4U8z24uk

to do this

youtube.com/watch?v=yo_wH7eRbzQ

cant be more macho than RÓŻAL

Jordan>Carla>Elliot

Probably not. More then likely some type of sculpting with a bit of synthol injection.

That pasty twink is only posing for the cameras.

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video it and instagram it , ^5 him afterwards

I would never take my gf to krakow

literally the worst character on that show

Still looks 90% better than Veeky Forums

Proportions and insertions matter a lot
I have huge pecs but my arms are embarrassingly small because of how hard it is to add mass on a long humerus, even when I'm doing what Veeky Forums would call a curlbro routine

non-whites should not be allowed in our countries

tell them to gib danzig back or I will invade

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>armpit fat
>fried egg tits
>fat stomach
>fridge shape
Yeah that slightly above average for a Mexican 35 year old face is really pulling it's weight. Ugh.

Season 1-2 Elliot was the best

As for OP's picture I remember this episode, very well (I was a huge fan) and they called him 'tubbo'. Nobody claimed he was buff.

lmao hate to break it to you but officially he's 5'9. You're just gonna have to deal that he's taller than you little guy.

5'8 in Hollywood is 5'4

I have to admit, seeing this faggot go from HMS mode to this is somewhat impressive.

fuuuug, i remember her always making my dick diamonds

I would kill for Conor's body, just at me height.

is that john snow

make us proud son
at least stay standing

Wide shoulders, noticeable shoulder, chest and triceps development. He looks like he lifts unlike 90% of Veeky Forums.

>look exactly like this, down to the height
I-is it that bad guys?

I think if he wins just one round and stays standing he already defies all the experts' predictions.

i get easy gains on my pecs but my arms doesnt grow for shit i guess it depends on genetics

Wow you fucked an incredibly stupid person, congratulations user

>¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I'm stealing this to piss people off

He roided for it naive fool.

>Every episode mentions how short he is.
>He's 8cm taller than I am