What's good retards, your undusputed natty vegan king here. Feels good to be the apex of humanity.
>Tfw jelly fucks shy away from me in class
>Tfw girls spill spaghetti and I mop up the salsa
>Tfw my 6 chin hairs are the source of my power
>Tfw I have no face
5'11 152lbs
3 years lifting in September
>always same memey side-pose
>always hiding face
how is it possible to be so narcissistic yet so insecure at the same time?
>Tfw jelly fucks shy away from me in class
>Tfw girls spill spaghetti and I mop up the salsa
Doubt it. You look small and skelly in a shirt
Face ain't my best feature, gotta work with what you have brodie
Fight me pussy
Wait, you went Vegan? You do look a little smaller, question, did injestion all those GMO veggies give you super powers?
>Hapa vegan with shit facial hair and acne
Fuck, you convinced me, I'll never touch animal products again!
you look like shit. shave your pube beard and get a haircut.
>natty vegan
Nobody thought you weren't natty. You look pretty good but you loom small as fuck for almost 3 years lifting
If you have that cocky attitude irl, I'm sure some girls would go for it.
I'd shave the small amount of facial hair you have, it only makes your face look longer.
id kill myself if i looked like that after training for 3 years. Hop on some chcken brah
People tell him this every time he posts a thread acting like he's hot shit. And yet every time he appears he still has the faggy hot topic haircut and pub goatee.
I guess he wants to look like a 14 year old emo ayylmao forever.
You're a fraud. How do you go from Keto to Vegan?
Roided faggot
>He looks better than me, he must be on roids!
Stay jelly of my gmo garlic IV infusions
Eat my ass and eat my ass
ive fucking seen you irl
>Face ain't my best feature
So are your legs
Id let you blow me
Say hi next time :^)
Too lazy to do heavy squats, I get tired fast so I just hog the quad extension for half an hour
Jesus christ dude not only have you been lifting for almost 3 years and you still look somewhat dyel, but you also have tiny ass legs. This has to be a joke
>Too lazy to do heavy squats
Do yourself a favour and do front squats and rdl if you dislike squats and DL
>quad extension for half an hour
we can tell
Technically year 1 was fucking around and getting my shit together from being a hamplanet, but I've never been able to stick to a routine for more than a week, and I end up doing whatever I feel like = lack of progression.
Been incorporating both of those since a few weeks ago now. Luv dem trap doms from romanians
what was your heighest weight? you look like youve been fit all your life. mad jelly desu
192 at 5'9 when I was 17 in my senior year of hs, started lifting September following graduation. Being fat wasn't fun
>natty vegan king
We all know you don't look like you lift out of the gym like every other natty.
Nice obliques though
5'11, 164
Noice. How long?
Speak for yourself brodie, this was at around 9pm after eating a few months back.
>speak for yourself
You weigh less and look even smaller, what's your point?
Almost 2.5 years, recovered fatty
what was your heighest weight as a fatty? amazing body dude
Post a picture with the same angle and you'll see my point
215 all time
I was 189 in the left one here when I first started and the right one is just before this years cut at like 174.
mad motivational, thanks dude.
I'm talking about looking big out of the gym in regular clothes, which you don't. No point in explaining because you're delusional
Thanks man
Small shirts have a purpose dude
I mean, if you want to look like you're trying too hard by wearing your little sisters Tshirt then you do you
No one's giving you bonus points for wearing a shirt that fits you like dookie bro
Ok, enjoy your compression gear
I think you have great legs bro
Nice striations
Only fat powerlifters think they are bad lmao
You've got a bit of loose skin bro, DNP must've made you lose the weight too fast
Nice barbie doll physique. At least some girls dig that, so you should be okay.
Ideal bodyfat desu. To much muscle mass imo - that makes you a bodybuilder.
If you wanna have the whole aesthetic thing, an athletic muscle mass is all you need, really. Anymore than that and it's bodybuilding.
You're only 10lbs heavier than him, how do you look quite a bit bigger from the front? Are you lagging on back or something? Body weight is such an odd thing.
The other dude is also lean as shit, I'm sure he's just afraid of getting fat again and that's what is stopping him from progressing.
front and back, camera magic
Correcto, about the getting fat thing. My appetite is huge
How old are you,Vegan Bro?
Don't care too much about aesthetics since I don't have perfect proportions Not really lagging from the back
6'4 198lbs
You have a pretty good upper body (no homo) so post legs, I have yet to see them
20 my dude
>Not really vegan, actually doing keto but nobody gets sarcasm
...
jimmy
did u ever fuck the gothic sushi and ass eaten girl?
Ate her ass, never made it to the sushi bar after :^)
Insecurity is at the root of Narcissism
5'8 172lbs
>tfw no abs yet
Ayyy lmao
nice tattoo fag
back to /fat/ general
>no abs yet
You need to actually have abs to see them. Lean bulk and hit your core several times a week and you will have abs.
Damn dude, mirin hard
dumbass he has abs but he needs to cut more
you have a shit core
it's more that he doesnt have any lats or legs
50lbs heavier than you guys and i look like shit in comparison REEEEEE
Help
Try lifting
Really that bad?
No but that's how you fix most of your issue
do you have a third nipple?
this is my ideal body type, it's pretty much exactly what I want
for real? nice.
yo. do you bulk/cut cycle or do you just maintain same weight?
yap
Wtf are u talking bout m8
I maintain while eating as much as I can, can't be assed to track calories so I always gotta play it by ear and actively dial shit back if I feel like I'm losing more definition than I'd like, keto helps in not being hungry all the time during long classes and staying a bit leaner for me personally. So I guess technically I'm bulking, just slow as fuck
>your undusputed natty vegan king here.
all my keks
Nice progress though, fellow roider.
you look nasty af, I guarantee you girls are disgusted by you fucking lol. Also, ten bucks youre a virgin.
>roider humble bragging
fkn lol, you look disgusting btw
>Veeky Forums standards
why would anyone think you're being sarcastic, retard
>186cm
>86kgs
>20 y/o
Thoughts?
OP looks so DYEL it hurts, i've seen 15 year old girls with more muscle mass (srs)
back
JOOCY AF
Nevermind
uwotm8. arms/delts are always gonna look smaller in a lat spread pose if thats what you're getting at
Thought it was pretty obvious brodie
>Natty vegan king
If you would Unironically call yourself that, you deserve to be gassed
Wow you manage to look like dookie even with down lighting
looks good m8, the guys talking shit seem to be jelly
thanks bud, maybe one day you'll weigh more than your average schoolgirl, you filthy stringbean.
Aight thanks tubby
I get a laugh out of it. Lookin thicc bro
Checked. Your back needs a shitton of work to catch up, thats what i meant
Vegans confirmed for omega tier males yet again
Get higher standards bro
>152 lbs
LMAO
6'2 195, have been thinking about going vegan for a while
Ditch the facial hair.
What exercise do you do to get adonis belt?
>not beong omega master race
6ft 165lbs
I just started uni, so I finally started lifting. Before I just did distance running and calisthenics before.
Anyways, a qt redhead asked me for my number yesterday, and she wants to hang out today. I'm a kissless virgin because I was autistic in high school, how do I not fuck this up? Btw nobody told me uni was this easy. Literally better than tinder by a long shot.
Much love as always chicken sama, my the gods of aesthetics bless you with permanent 6% bodyfat.
You aren't fit. Just skinny calisthenics cuck
I guarantee ai ould do more pullups, pushups, situps and whatever calisthenics nonesense you do. I don't even do calisthenics except to show off. All I do is play with weights baby.
Your training is stupid and inefficient.
Where are your pecs?