Walk into gym

>Walk into gym
>They've built a new manlet pit
wat do, Veeky Forums?

>join

Is it better to be on the short end of normal size or king-sized manlet?

>5'10
>giant among midgets
I would jump in and send everyone else to hell

>5'10.5
>Jump in the pit to do battle against you as I qualify as the REAL king of manlets
May the best manlet win

>Walk into gym
>They added lava under the dip stands

>best manlet
kek

>go to new gym
>everyone there is super tall including staff
>they all stare at my pathetic 5'11" frame
>walk towards the pull up bars
>about to jump and grab on
>a staff member suddenly raises the bar so I can no longer reach it
>tells me I'm only allowed to do squats
>okay.jpg

OP here:
They've now added a filter to their pits where it collects even psuedo-manlets

i would take short end of normal size any day.

if your kingdom consists of manlets, you are no king but a fool

OP here, again:
Sorry, I heard wrong (inb4 earlet)
it collects even pseudo-lanklets

What's drawing them in, user?

I'll give you one word:
despacito

Enjoy your manlet free workout. What's the problem OP you're not actually under 6 foot are you?

>tfw 5'11" 3/4

Should I put inserts in my shoes or will they know?

Well I mean the new manlet pit is near the entrance and they've already turned into gains goblins, I only have a combat level of 103.

what the hell is a manlet pit

>he doesn't know what a manlet pit is

Part of the gym that is segregated from the rest of the gym for people under 6' to be in.
People sometimes roidrage there and fights break out.
It usually has like at least 2 squatting racks, no bench or pull-up bars.

>5'11vs6'0.gif

The new manlet scanner pick up lifts. Sorry bro.
t. 5'11 pit guard