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/fraud/ - your oral only cycle is stupid and so are you, get out

read all of reddit.com/r/steroids/wiki before asking your absolutely retarded questions. no exceptions.

ABSOLUTELY NO SOURCE TALK

previously on hurf durf I'm retarded how do I dose my AI:

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First

>tanning is bad for your skin even if you don't burn yourself
>the thing in self tanner that makes you tan apparently also ages you skin
what to do?

don't tan your skin like a faggot

>From last thread
>Anyone have any personal stories or wisdom about their first cycle?
I feel like death and no results in sights.

3 weeks into 500mg/w test-e E3.5D, 0.5mg Adex E3.5D
>1st pin was into upper ass cheek, and the next day I felt flu-like symptoms and almost like an allergic reaction, body temperature was up and I had the chills and whole body soreness
>2nd and 3rd pins into side of hips (ventroglute) went ok with manageable pip
>4th pin into upper-outer quad, and same flu-allergy symptoms came back
>5th pin, back to ventroglute went ok and just pip but still feel shitty from the quad pin


Is it because of virgin muscle or my body not accepting the GSO carrier oil? Wtf do I do. I originally planned a 16week cycle but now feel like abbandoning this experiment. Give me some hope /fraud/. I wanna persevere this and get to Gainsville.

Dunno but this is why I ignored Reddits retard advice and just tapered up my test dose from 125 and now I'm up to a full 500. Didn't want any weird bullshit reactions putting me in a weird headspace.

allergy to the carrier oil would cause redness/a swollen area around the injection site. and why the fuck are you swapping sites like that every time? pip isn't gonna get better if you use a virgin muscle for every injection. alternate between left/right sides of one site (whichever you prefer, quads, vgs, glutes, who cares)

as for the test flu, well that's a thing that happens to some people. google it, you'll find some information about it. it's supposed to subside fairly quickly as your body adapts to the testosterone however so... dunno what to tell you specifically in your case.

(longer) esters naturally taper themselves up, retard.

>t. Reddit scientist that doesn't know what he's talking about

there's nothing "reddit" about it, it's actually just science. that's how esters work.

Eat beta carotene

It doesn't really give you a tan. It only slightly changes your complexion and gives you more of a healthy glow, but it's nowhere near what a tan provides in terms of attractiveness. I've taken 50k IU a day for many many months now, so I know the effects quite well.

m e l a n o t a n 2

Brahs, I can't find a recipe for how to make a cream or topical solution with this DHT powder; I normally make Stanolone (DHT) suspension with it, but I heard the cream has a high absorption rate; it's the only thing that can really increase your dick size when rubbed on your dick; I need to experiment with this shit.

Is this shit a meme? I hear a mix of overly positive and overly negative things about it

Nah, MT2 works really well. Just start at a low dose; I'm really pale and started at 100mcg and then upped to 250mcg per day for a week and tanned for 10 mins twice in the 9 days I injected, and then did .250mcg twice a week to maintain.

if im not mistaken dick size only increases while still in puberty

>aids test negative
>immediately look up tranny hookers
>asian top, pretty qt
>decide dick isnt big enough
Im not even gay and im a size queen

Gr8b8m8

...

This eq gives me hella pip and a slight fever
Ive got fuckin tons, but I think Im going to drop it and throw it away. Or push it on retards

I bet your penis isnt feminine, cute, or big.
Fuckin fagit

don't fuck on me gayboi

Will give you a fuck ton of moles if you're someone who doesn't tan normally or barely tans. It sucks for those of us who needs it the most.

Spray tans have come quite far and look quite real these days, so that's another better option. Only thing that sucks is that it has to be reapplied every week or so.

donate some poor dyel eq like me?

Ugly dicklet confirmed

You dont want it

eq was my second choice after bimbs talked me into it.

mast a shit

>older women molesting younger boys
>actually finding such filth attractive

Ohh Jerry boy...

just started my pct sunday
>nolva 40mg
>clomid 50mg
what should I be expecting to feel like in the upcoming days?
The cycle im coming off of was only test 500 a week for 15 weeks

What's the name of this hentai?

you're gonna get a shit ton of acne. you will almost certainly experience brainfog and you might experience vision related side effects. overall you will feel like shit.

That's a doujin

I like eq lots
But I fucked up making this batch
But its such a long blend that if I stop now I can bulk on it for like 2 more months

I just wish that was me ;_;

BnC master race. Fuck yeah!

Just lol at actually coming off steroids.

>came off 12 week cycle of test
>decided to cruise for 4 weeks on 250mg
>occasionally have paranoia and want to come off
>occasionally remember how much better I feel than before cycling, had low test symptoms and everything
>pre existing gyno got a bit worse even with arimidex 0.5 EOD
>can't decide if i want to BnC for life or come off with a standard Nolva and Clomid PCT
>only 20 years old

I have 7 vials of 250mg/1ml of Test E brand new.

FUUUCK. LIFTING IS NOT THE SAME NOW.

Is it too late for me to PCT? Am I going to lose everything I gained and get fatter during PCT? If I did want to PCT off this cruise dose, would I wait 2 weeks for esters to clear or nah?

Honestly I have no idea what to do lads...fuck...

I'll come out and say it there's nothing wrong with a nice light var only cycle

Not one thing

youtu.be/S9qjBq43xxc?t=163
how does it feel that this 18 year old look better then you?

Flip 4 coins, 3 heads you cruise, 3 tails you stop bein a little bitch abd resolve your issues (while cruisin)

So either way I cruise...

aye aye, jerry. will report back with results

what if he gets 2 of each

He doesn't

>jerry
>bulk

Did I miss something?

>I just wish that was me ;_;
Jerry you have some issues.

I honestly think that he does, sorry buddy

Ah nah bigger and thicker

He reflips all 4
Theres more suspense this way

You missed that I was bulkin
But only for 2 more months then I need to be #shredded #7%

>he doesnt want to have sex
Ok gayboi

youtube.com/watch?v=KMUk6mrBoPI

I wonder how much gear he is on. At 18 I was pretty damn strong for my age, but I was nowhere near his size. I was natty back then of course.

Got 3 heads

Looks like I'll be cruising, jerbear. Wish my puffy nips weren't sore all the fucking time tho... hopefully I can get my free gyno surgery while in the military soon

Fuck everything, I'm just gonna blast tren deep in my ass and get cut and hyooge

Agreed, bimbo is more aesthetic
>no homo

Lower the dose, try like 125
See how your nips are

>the military pays for cosmetic surgery
That actually makes sense for gyno though so no one catches on that they put dbol in the food

>lower the dose, try 125
But jerbear I won't make gains off that. I'd practically be a disgusting natty

I thought you were constantly trying to cut through unsustainable psmf and social drinking?
Either way good luck. More muscle burns more fat I guess

yeah it won't last more than a couple weeks before jerry looks at himself in the mirror and thinks he's too fat then starts psmfing again for months

for the 50th time

>he doesnt want to have sex
Jerry molestation is wrong. Besides I thought you were afraid of women, why would you want them to assault you?

I've come to fraud for idk 18months maybe. I don't think Jerry's ever said he has been in condition. It sucks because it insanely counter productive to yoyo diet

Oh, youre right.
You're making such great nipple gains right now.
Cmon

>social drinking
>social

This is accurate
Its already begun

I was too small
Too used to bloof

Because then Id be wanted by them.

>bulk for a few months
>cut for a few months
>start a bulk

Yoyo dieting!

>Because then Id be wanted by them.
You should probably talk to a counselor.

Mt2 good shit, im on super low dose 2 or 3 times a week and have solarium, maintains a nice tan all year round so i dont look like a translucent fuck, no moles or shit like that, just start super low if you're super white like me. Also prevents you from getting burnt too badly. But if you do burn a bit its not as bad as being a pale ghost off of it.

apparently increases insulin sensitivity too :)

I'll check this shit out, I don't like being a ghostly faggot

>was planning on using 5mg accutane for mild acne
>fuckers gave me 20mg liquid filled capsules
how can I split the dosage up? Can I dissolve them in anything and dose that way?

>5mg
wow it's fucking nothing

what's your point?
had reports of people having great results on 5mg with no sides

5mg wont do shit 20mg is the low dose and it gave me zero sides

about to brew a fuckload of gear, anons.

literally have enough tren and npp to feed a small revolutionary army

day of the rope reeeeee

Sounds great.
I tan from time to time but it goes away quickly when I dont keep up a regular tanning schedule.

Dumb question related to it: do I just inject the bacwater into the vial and stir gently? What is the best ratio (10mg vials)?

Injection is subq right? What dose do you reccomend to keep a nice tan year round?

> I think Im going to drop it and throw it away
eq gave me the worst anxiety, even as low as 200mg a week.
it gave me a lot of new moles. some still remain after a year of stopping. i never was able to get as dark as i wanted. it also made my facial hair darker too so that was nice.

every other day or every three days?

eod

there's a post on r/steroids that says to inject 2ml bac water down the sides of the vial, and then to roll the vial gently to reconstitute.

/r/steroids/comments/2bzdlp/bio_active_peptides_and_melanotan_1_2_questions/cjah6jn/

Thank you, a very interesting read

Test 500 and Deca 500, or Test 750 and Deca 400?

I've heard varying opinions on dosage and some people say test should be almost double the deca otherwise your dick falls off.

both equal
would get good gains on 400 400 2bh

Agreed or a nice little bit of Epi

bois, ever since i started pinning my ass with chinese chemicals i feel like shit, i look like shit, i don't feel like eating anything at all and most important, i don't feel like lifting anymore

inb4 bunk gear, it's legit (proved by bloods results)

When is the best time to add anavar during cut?

what's your estro look like?

it was around 80pg/ml last time i've checked

i would like to mention that i've felt this way before roiding and it was the reason why i decided to pin but it's getting worse

what are you running?
are you depressed?

Going to be pinning 125 tren a and 125 sust every second day. How much adex should I be taking failing for this size of a dose

500mg test/week

>are you depressed?
I hate this gay term. I'm unable to get enjoment out of anything and i feel tired all the time since 7 years, let's put it that way.

go see someone dummy

fuck off, im 5'7

i would rather die hanging from the ceiling rather than die from embarrassment

That's what you get for blaming your problems on 'muhh low test'. Actually work on yourself and get treatment for your depression (cause that's what it is, accepting it is step 1).

then stop fucking winging

actually my test was low before (still in range for an old man)

>Actually work on yourself
it does nothing

>get treatment for your depression
i was at the doctor looking for help but they told me to do shit ton of medical examinations, blood tests and after calculating this it turned out it would be cheaper to get 6 months worth of gear.

also, doctor told me it's probably schizophrenia

Anyone wanna put odds on when user starts to inject 3ml of air intravenously?

4 weeks

bump

nice

Shouldn't it be below 40?

I've edged for 10 days straight.

Ask me anything

Maybe start taking some aromatase inhibitors.

to what?

Metformin sounds like it has a nutrition partitioning effect, anyone take it?

Whatever porn I find appealing in the moment, or my imagination. My balls are the size of onions.

motherfucker

I forgot a vial of test e on my bathroom counter overnight. I hope my roommate didn't go to the bathroom after me last night

He most likely did, if he's a nu-male cuck he might alert someone, if he's a gymbro like you he might ask for your source and you might be able to earn a little extra as a middle man between him and your supplier.

Is.. is that a trap or an actual female?
I genuinely cannot tell.

Doesn't matter, if it gets your dick hard then go ahead and jack it.

Injecting male privilege?

Uh oh user, it's time for you to go the left wing re-education camp of tolerance and peace.

You mean a $20 vial didn't fix all of your life problems? Imagine that

hehe check mate, I'm still natty

he's a normal dude who tries to go to the gym like twice a year but ends up quitting after a week every time. he's also done dnp before

there's no risk in him alerting anyone but I definitely would prefer avoiding him and all our friends knowing. I can already imagine the retarded arguments in my head

oh and irl "roiding for this"