Come on user take you top off and jump in, let's see those abs

How do I make sure that I don't smell? I shower twice day with soap all over my body, I use deo and cologne and I still feel like I smell....

>this guy passed out, drowned, and none of the girls gave a shit

drown in that std ridden water,degenerates

4, 5 and 6 are pulling all the weight in that photo, the rest just benefit from the cheerleader effect without putting much on their part

Ask someone to smell you. Too much showering is bad for your skin so I'd get to the bottom of the issue first. Why do you think you smell? Why does that bother you to the extent it does etc.

It's a small problem, but seeing a clinical psychologist and working through the issue is what I'd do if money isn't a problem.

Lol same i think its muh genes

Use a sponge, and change your clothes regularly.

>sure Stacey, let me make a drink for you girls
>proceed to make a drink full of rophynols and give the girls
>fuck them all and film it
>post it on /b/ and fap myself to sleep

i-is it bad if I'm attracted to girl 1 the most?

>take top off
>backflip into the pool

and now i show you how i shoot bubbles out of my ass

>no u first

>O-okay here I go!!
>*takes top off*
>*takes bottom off*
>*unzips dick*
>*illegally immigrates into steaming water receptacle*
>*BRRRAAAAAAAAPPPPPS* loudly underwater
>brown cloud envelops the water
>"HA! HAHA! TAKE THAT ROASTIES! HOW DO YOU LIKE ME NOW?
>they screech and flee the tub
>chase after a pack of 3, naked, dripping with poo water
>"I just want a hug!"
>3 stacies make it to the house, shut and lock the sliding glass door before I make it to them (was nervous about stepping in dog poop or something while barefoot in the grass)
>random idea pops into head
>this is gonna be epic.png
>HEEEEEEYYYY, SEXY LADIES!
>OPPA GANGNAM STYLE!
>dancing like an absolute mad lad
>semi-erect penis is flailing about
>2 stacies are calling someone with their smartphones, probably the police
>shit.exe
>punch door as hard as I can
>*glass breaks*
>stacies scream, broken glass everywhere
>hand is all cut up and bleeding
>don'tgiveafuck.jpg
>reach for the lock
>flip it up
>open the door
>get on the floor
>everybody walk the dinosaur

i shower every second day for like 5 years now, and don't use anything but water, and first i did that a lot of women commented "how manly you smell"

try it for a week, dont give a flying fuck about hygiene its a meme, except oral

Faggot

>20 post
>nobody flexes a 'cep

They all look really trashy anyway

>women commented ''how manly you smell''
you guys are just like the fat tumblr hambeasts making up their stories

Naturally aspirated turbo V

"The Virgin Reply"

this is copy pasta right, right!?

no
he's just a huge faggot, even for Veeky Forums standard

no, pasta are usually much smarter and funnier than this

>"Sure"
>*take off shirt and cannonball into the pool*
>all the stacies get mad but laugh it off when they see how spectacular my abs are
>talk to the ugliest one all night making the others jealous
>get too drunk and pass out before I can actually get laid

tryhard faggot

samefag.
nobodys gonna copy your shitty text because it sucks.

>swimming pool

>get in water
>air bubble inflate my swimming shorts
>push them down
>large bubbles all around me in water suddenly
>girl giggle
>worry they thought I farted
>let myself sing to the bottom and stay there as long as I can

tryhard

>"Sure"
>*take off shirt and cannonball into the pool*
>all the stacies get mad but laugh it off because they are polite
>panick
>start talking to the ugly one but she's not even interested
>drown the shame in alcohol
>black out
>day after, talk about how drunk I was
>convince myself that I could have fucked the 8/10's if I hadn't drank
>deep down I know I was rejected by the 4
>secretly hope autism didn't show too much
>will never be invited by stacy again
we'll see you next week for another traduction of a beta story, bye folks!

yeah that's what i said

>how manly you smell

I live in Melbourne and to be completely honest, it's scary how many women are into this Blacked thing now. I see girls all the time wearing Blacked apparel like booty shorts, sport bras, hats etc, going to shops and bars dressed in barely underwear, talking to and flirting with black guys, groping and getting dryhumped in public. They just can't control their love for black cock. I haven't seen a white/white couple in so long, women just ignore them and say they want a black cock to satisfy them. It seems it be more and more common nowadays....

(l to r) 6, 1 , 3-5, 2, 7

Nothing like fresh pasta

Remind them a pool is practically a bidet.

>deo
>and cologne

found your problem bro, most girls I know don't even like most colognes. I just use regular soaps n shampoos and they always comment on how good I smell. I never use cologne, sometimes deo tho

protip: they're aloe based, bitches love aloe

This. Nobody wants to get a breath full of sour pungent cologne. Use neutral smelling shampoos and odourless deo, far more attractive than an overpowering stench that makes it seems like you're masking your fish dick or something

That look in the camera hurt me a little bit. He must hate himself

just be confident bro, girls love that

This pic is the difference between Chad and brad

gold

Yeah you wouldn't want to get too close to those girls, right?

Dude, they once told me that when I sweated a lot. It's code for "you stink rancid"

>Australia
>Not Abo'd

Change your diet, get healthy. Shower before u leave

>hygiene its a meme, except oral
heck yes. oral hygene is very important. you should floss your teeth more. here have this bag of dental supplies. the woman at the desk will help you schedule your next appointment. see you later.

Goddamnit I sometimes hate being ripped.
Lost 150 pounds and got loose skin around my tummy and chest. Every fucking time I take of my shirt peiple expect perfect abs and see that shit. Girls fucking think it's disgusting. Every party I go to atleast one girl touches my "abs" or chest and all they feel is a bag of skin. It's gotten to the point I wear clothes that conceal my muscles so women dont have the primitive urge to feel me up.

>nitrous oxide and baloons
it's a party

I use soap every 2-3 days. Skin oils my friend, eat healthy, drink water, sweat regularly to clean out dem pores. Shits so cash.

god fucking damn it you got a real audible chuckle early in the morning

>tommy gun
You silly fuck that's clearly an AMD-65 with a drum mag.

>Y-you too

>The weak should fear the strong

bruh, natural pheromones aren't a meme
I used to use antiperspirant/deodorant and cologne, shower daily with soap all over my body etc.
Then the one day I hadn't showered, and had even gone to the gym, so I thought I smelled awful, I get like 3 comments from girls about how they like my smell.

Yes. I mean the left side of the pic isn't pretty. But the right side has some qt3.14s

*does a cannonball*

Remember, even Brads bow to Chad.

second from left is token fat friend who hides food to eat later.

textbook stomach covering swimsuit

Kill yourself

i would just take off my shirt and flex a 'cep at them and probably say something like "how's this for a start?"
then again, i'm not autistic like most of you

Sure. Now show me your titties

>O-ok
>Suddenly remember I´m not a fat piece of lowlife shit with poor selfcontrol
>Remove shirt, flaunt sixpack
>Get mired, have a great night
>Get drunken blowjob from blonde qt
>Wake up with a slight hangover
>Coze up in the sofa with a cheatmeal and the laptop
>Chat with blonde qt
>Check Veeky Forums and see people discussing SS, squats and deadlifts
>Chuckle softly

Happened to me 8 months ago. Jokes aside, don't be that flabby guy who "lifts". Anyone can progress in the gym while stuffing their face, you havnt even started the real lifting until you are shredded.

This.

Dude's a cheerleader. Chances are he's not too interested in Stacy.

4 and 6

for manlets it is a swimming pool

>C'mon user take your shirt off and come in! The water is great!

good lord the tits on the left. i feel like a toddler

10/10 titcows embarrassing titlets is my fetish

>mfw

I don't believe in abs, I train everything but core than have 4-6 beers a night.

Damn, haven't seen one of these in years

Wow,

>one time a girl sucked my dick 8 months ago

What a great story user, definitely worth bragging about for sure.

Can you please stop spamming these typenof threads. I think every possible answer was posted. Kys

This is literally me

That wasnt the point you double autist. I get laid every other weekend, the point was to not be a fat shit.

>What are you thinking about, user?

>assume they're mocking me
>mumble something about keeping my shirt on
>go inside
>pull revolver from under my bed
>too much of a pussy to shoot myself
>post a fake 'mire stories thread on Veeky Forums about how I fucked all of them

Nobody will know it's a ruse

>thinking about Sonic
>can't say that

"N-nothing"

>tfw I will NEVER wake up to Darya Klishina the morning after she's won her silver medal at the world championships and she's still high on victory

>let me just get my water wings on

rolling for number 6

Can someone explain to me what that black machine-gun-dildo looking thing is?

It's exactly that.

Well, ask a stupid question.

I'd just flex a 'cep and go "how's that for a start?"
But then again, I'm not autistic like you.

Wait a second, is that a blow-up Tommy gun?

>Melbourne
Found your problem

what supplements are u taking?

my man