Best sport for getting sloots?

Ok, I'm fairly Veeky Forums.
Which sports club do I join baring in mind I have literally never played a sport before?

I was thinking rugby since i'm 6'5, all you do is grab an egg and run right?
Would a male dominated sport like rugby have enough social opportunities with sloots or should I just do rock climbing?

How bout an e-sport

rockclimbing.

Soccer, frankly. So many sluts love and play soccer

there are plenty of rugby sluts too mind.

>>>doing x for girls
Ice hockey. It'll make you tough as shit, and it really works your core and legs. Plus you can find leagues for pretty much any skill level and age

volleyball, that way you can play with women creating more social opportunities and you can spike easy being tall making you look like a god, and it gives an excuse to take off your shirt, buring beach volleyball, to show your gains.

tennis brah

I would do rock climbing regularly if it wouldn't fuck with my lifting as much. My arms and back are killed after rock climbing, not much use in the gym anymore, or it fucks up the recovery.

Any counter points?

How to get into tennis as an adult/college student?

I tried it once with a friend on a public court, but it's really difficult.

Do I need to hire a trainer, or take some kind of course? Join a club, where this is offered?

(I feel like the guys asking this stuff about going to the gym for the first time...)

not in america.......

can somebody explain this gif to me

>start reading existentialist philosphy
>read some environmental literature
>lift weights
>mma training

I've found when ever I can work a lot of this into a conversation it's a sure thing.

I work at one so it just kind of fell into my lap, but lots of young adults/college students do group lessons, good way to meet girls and get better at the sport. A club is the way to go.

I think my college offers group lessons, I'll look into the local clubs as well, thanks.

google "adult tennis classes [your city]”

It's performance "art".

Art intrigues and inspires conversation , so in that sense it's certainly done it's job

Not a sport, but acrobatics for those unbridled girls.

Acrobatics.
Or aerial silk if you're not afraid of doing something 'girly'.

If you've never played a sport before you are probably a gangly, uncoordinated faggot who will suck at anything he tries. You probably can't catch, throw, kick or swing a bat/stick to save your life. You will have to settle for one of the autism sports: cycling, distance running or powerlifting, none of which will get you female attention.

Women only care about football, hockey and basketball in North America and soccer and rugby in Europe.

This
>MFW potential circus gf

>rugby in Europe.
Yeah, no.
UK maybe.

Gymnastics

Somewhat related, is BJJ a way to meet girls or am I just gonna be groping sweaty dudes if I join?

It's a terrible fucking way to meet girls not only because most of the girls who train it are masculine but also because if you start hitting or demonstrating sexual interest towards your female rolling partner you will create a very uncomfortable situation and become the laughing stock of your gym.

Basically yeah.
The only females you're going to meet there are dykes,and not the cool kind you can talk into sex if they know the stroke game is on point and know that you're hung low either, the angry steroid pumping manhating kind, wierd cunts with penis envy issues, and girls who used to be named ted.

Well yeah that would be uncomfortable. I was thinking more if a girl wasn't my rolling partner and just another member. I don't know how those gyms work, if you rotate and go with everyone and what not.
All my hobbies (and job) are solitary and I don't go to school, so I have no way of meeting girls now. So even meeting like a friend of someone in the club would be a miracle.

Volleyball. Especially beach volleyball.

Some parks have volleyball clubs that meet regularly. One in my area (suburban) is a beach volleyball thing so everyone there is in swimsuits.

If you are playing rugby in America its because you either weren't good/interested/peer pressured/feminine enough to play football.
You are basically a second class citizen

T. rugby player.

I looked at their facebook page and there were some qt girls in the pictures, but the pics were old so I don't know if they're current members. We don't really have the butch, masculine lesbians where I live, all the tumblr trends and whatnot remain somewhat dormant, for now...

>I was thinking more if a girl wasn't my rolling partner and just another member.
Then you would hardly interact. There really isn't much chit chat going on in bjj classes. You will either be rolling or listening to feedback and explanations from the instructor.
You don't always roll with the same person, but if there is someone who usually attends classes at the same time as you, is around your level and you have good communication with then they might become your regular rolling partner.
The fullest class I attend is a Thursday evening class, there's around 20 people in it and I'm closest to 3 of them, the rest I barely know their names apart from the occasional brown belt who shows up and is "famous" in the gym.
BJJ is hardly a social occasion, it's a sport for people who walk in, train and leave. You develop a friendship if you become a regular competitor because you attend tournaments with other regular competitors from your gym but other than your connection to your rolling partners end the moment you walk out the door.
If you want a solo sport where there's more of a social atmosphere to it, try archery. Lots of fit girls do it, and because classes are smaller, there's more room for socialising while practicing. The equipment is a bit pricey though.

>archery
Yeah I live in a small town with very little going on, especially something like archery.
The BJJ club has a newcomer course which is why I'm thinking of joining, and it's not a very large club so I'm guessing it's more "intimate". I already know some of the guys who run it from my gym.

>and it's not a very large club so I'm guessing it's more "intimate".
oh alright yeah go for it then, small gyms are more close knit

>archery
m'lady

well I live in a /noguns/ country so that's the closest thing I have to shooting at a target, but I do agree a lot of the people there are fedora tier.

>the closest thing I have to shooting at a target
how about BB/pellet guns?