Tfw the people you're with start talking about sex

>tfw the people you're with start talking about sex

What do in situations like this. No matter how hard i try to hide it the virginity shows on my face, which is sad because im 22, 6'3, good looking and fit.

>how many girls have you been with user?

Make shit up. They probably are.

Go and fuck a 2/10 just to have it done, how fucking hard can it be. Get to a night club late into the night, all the rejects will still be there, make eye contact with fat hog in the corner, smash and dash

bags of sand bros haha

Pro tip: sagely, stoical, mature adults don't talk about sex. Pretend you're one of those. The "it shows on my face" thing is in your head.

>Girl in group starts talking about stupid is people get shy walking about sex and open she is about it
>ask her if she swallows cum after sucking dick
>just says no and goes quiet

HAHAHAHA ive seriously fucked like 20 chicks and have noticed girls who talk about sex all the time will make you wear a condom and wont do freaky shit

shy girls don't even notice when you end up inside them and will ride you til your dick falls apart.

>sagely, stoical, mature adults don't talk about sex.
this is the most virgin shit ive ever read

>No matter how hard i try to hide it the virginity shows on my face, which is sad because im 22, 6'3, good looking and fit.

Literally me (I'm not 6'3 though I'm 6')

Being fit and good looking while having autismo around girls hurts the soul

while this is true, i never heard anyone asking directly to someone how many people they had sex with

I remember that feel. I don't envy you guys.

Or I'm 40 and might know what I'm talking about and you're a virgin teenager who doesn't know any better. Nice shitpost though kid.

>guy in front of you says "did you ask her out yet?" while pointing at girl in other table
>your oneitis sits literally next to you

>night club late into the night, all the rejects will still be there

Holy shit, never thought of it like this before. So it's like a store, all the fresh bread goes early and the worst bread gets left to the end of the day.

Bake your own bread you retard.

is it just for a starving man to steal the bread of another?

ALL OF THEM

I bang my gf on the regular and don't talk about it with my friends because it doesn't really make good conversation. Just hit the bantz when people bring it up and make gay jokes or something

40 year old virgin . jpeg

I just own it, nobody gives a fuck except you, they won't think less of you. But if you're insecure about it they probably will.
I'm 20, last time I was asked directly how many people I've had sex with I shrugged and said "none", they were suprised and asked why, probably assuming I was hardcore relgious waiting till marriage and I said "Haven't been In the right place at the right time I guess".

same as this guy
actually i prefer to keep those things for myself, unless really deep friends (that already know all my shit anyway so they dont need to ask)

just fake it till you make it

Font

>at international student party with a bunch of FOBs practicing English and various asian languages
>guy asks me what kind of girls I'm into
>I honestly tell him I'm into thicc round-faced feminine braaap hogs like pic related
>there's a Jap sitting right next to us that fits the description that he points to
>I smirk but nothing comes of this

>6'3, good looking and fit.

These three traits are completely irrelevant if you're a sperg. Personality/charisma always have and always will be, by far, the most important factor in getting women.

Look at Jack Nicholson. Even in his prime years he looked like a guy who works as a manager of an Econolodge in bumfuck nowhere Nebraska. But he's charismatic and dominant as fuck, so he became a stud.

A 4/10 'alpha' will do leagues better in the sexual market than an 8/10 bumbling autist.

kek.

Almost all of the people I get to talk to are from work, and if it comes up I say I have a rule of thumb about going into things like sex or religion in the office. Most people will respect that.

But yes, it's extremely uncomfortable.

I'm 30 BTW.

Just learn faking it, pick some cool jokes or smth like that up from friends and family and people will be intimidated by your chad aura(if you look good etc like you said). But dont try it on people who know you for some time, its not safe as they may know youre not alpha enough to say chaddy things, this way i keep myself safe from being asked "have you ever been with a girl?".
Its even easier if they are a bit older, as the simple womanhating jokes work on most married men 30+. I dunno how to handle this with girl tho

I try avoiding talking about sex around 2 of my virgin friends necause of this

>meet with girl at work
>cute, nice and funny
>feel her staring at me, laughing at my jokes, paying attention to me
>think she's into me
>play it cool, don't make suspicious move
>find out colleague I know has been in couple with her for months
Every. Fucking. Time
I'm so shit at reading other people I swear

People that don't know me almost always assume I'm a chad but yeah... I'm suspecting some of my friends and family members think I'm gay because I don't get with women

if someone only convinced drunk girls and prostitutes to have sex with him, is he a virgin
>asking for a friend

like bags of sand

this is the kind of shit that you will regret doing, speaking from experience

yup doesn't matter how many chicks you bang your still a virgin, I know a dude who knocked up a drunk chick and is legit a father now and hes still a virgin

sucks to be him

why not just have sex with chicks tho?

That's because of agreeableness

Shy girls are more likely to want to please you. They'll ride you longer and suck your dick without asking.

They'll also be more open to kinky shit

Girls who are naturally more aggressive suck in bed. More likely to never ride you or stop doggy if it starts to hurt.

Stay away from women who are naggy, mean and never want to do anyone a favor

>having sex
>Virgin
Pick one.

What do you mean? I'd love to but I always manage to blow it because I'm socially awkward or I just don't even try (hard enough)

Disgusting

bro you are way overthinking this, you must be one of those overly analytical dudes, you see a girl then you start having sex with her it isn't that complicated

Shy girls do the dick worshipping, their the ones that are so pent up and needy. Let them have fun and use them roughly, gently, angrily, lovingly, and overall mercilessly.
They'll want to try out all of those dirty little things they've always thought about and imagined that the attractive or just slutty girls do with their "Chad"/"Jamal" boyfriends.

Agressive girls are to be conquered raped into orgasm induced submission then kept as a pet.
Their every "No I don't want to do it now" or violent outburst when they haven't been touched in a while is a challenge. It's them stating, take me if you dare/want.

But only to guys they trust and or like.

This is probably why I've never fucked a girl I've met outside or at work, but I pull really on dating apps.

I fucked my gf the other day, she thought her spotting had completely passed. I looked like a crime scene afterwards. Didn't get all worked up, since I didn't want to make her feel ashamed. Really wanted to talk about with someone just to frame my head the right way, but it's not socially acceptable. I'm pretty sure this is how gays are made.

>you see a girl then you start having sex with her it isn't that complicated

That's an oversimplification. You have to make some conversation first, ask her out a few times, etc

But you're right, I'm overly analytical.

I have been very close to one night stands or casual sex numerous times already but it's always later on that I realise that because I fail to read their signals soon enough

Example: we had to watch a documentary film for a meme course at uni and this one girl I walked home a couple of times after class suddenly said we should watch the film together at her or my place but I messaged back that I had other plans already that evening

show it and maybe youll have sex

>her spotting
What?

>That's an oversimplification. You have to make some conversation first, ask her out a few times, etc
>said we should watch the film together at her or my place
you just contradicted yourself, you didn't have to do anything but go over there and start having sex with her

Literally just own it senpai. When you act shy about it then you come across as ashamed. Literally just say none, And if they ask why not just say your looking for someone you connect with/you're shy talking to girls etc. Girls will eat that shit up, and you seem to put yourself apart from all the other guys.
That's fucking stupid. Don't lower your standards for no reason, less sex with beautiful women is far better than random lays with beasts.

Seriously, just work on coming across as confident (not cocky) And you will be fine. Don't act like you're any better than them, just different. High standards aren't a bad thing, And talking to girls will be easier with practice, which will in turn get easier as you give off a more confident vibe.
>t. Manlet who's not autistic.
If it works for me it will work for you

The end of her period. Day 1 flow, day 2 heavy flow, day 3 spotting. Day 4 is supposed to dtf, but not this time.

>Hahaha t-three t-thousand girls

>I have never had sex to be honest with you my laddies!
Why is saying that so hard for some people?

I just pray nobody asks me anything

>be me
>be 23
>permairgin never held hands with a grill before
>out with friends at the bar, the start talking about sex
>"user, how many chicks you been with?"
>I'm so autistic I have this compulsion of never telling a lie
>"None"
>"what? why not? you gay or something?
>"No, I like both."
>I'm now the center of attention, they ask if I've been with guys
>"no"
>they wanna know how I know I like both
>"Because it's all fun to watch and I wanna try it all"
>one of the grills asks me why I haven't
>"Just haven't made the effort"
>that was that and we went on to other topics
>night draws to a close
>everyone is hugging and saying their goodbyes
>I start walking down the street to go home
>car pulls up, "Hey user you want a lift"
>get in
>get to my place, we decide to play vidya
>he just blurts out "You know, I think I'm bi too."
>blow jobs commence
>he leaves
>check my phone
>super cute girl from the group texted me "Hey user, we should go out sometime."
>"ok"

>tfw had so many humongous nosebleeds as a kid that I got desentisized to my body being covered with blood and now plow women on their period without batting an eye

Gay fag fuck off

>good looking
>22 year old virgin

Pick one.

Did you at least say no homo?

>Zero self-confidence when sober
>Libido drops to nothing when drunk
Just fuck me up lads, I basically become asexual right when I'm surrounded by sloots

Alright buddy leave him alone, you've had your fun

>tfw I used to cum blood
Still fapped like a madman. The period shit didn't bother me at the time, but it has stuck with me. Just need that, it happens to everyone talk. Your post helped a little. Thank you dry nasal passage user.

No. He's an easy 9/10. Definitely the hottest person I've been with, both men and women. He's the one that got me into weight training.

may I make a suggestion?

Sounds like a straight-up nice dude

it's an anonymous Mesopotamian cuneiform tablet forum, you can do whatever the fuck you want.

>inb4 "fuck off fag"

>person sees I'm Veeky Forums
>proceeds to ask me if I 'saw the game' and other sports shit since they assume i'm athletic
>i don't give a single fuck about sports and don't know anything about them

its not weird to say you're a virigin

I have a friend that tells people he's a virigin and women love him

They love him because he's not threatening and doesn't want in their panties

But he does want in their panties and they'll never let him in and it's slowly destroying his life

but hes not actually a virgin? evil genius?

He's the only person youve been with tho lmao

Very true but doesn't really matter because I'm pretty sure he's gay
he is

But he has had his dick sugged

Can't be that attractive if you're still a virgin at 22

You're welcome!

Also, there's a Cannibal Corpse song about cumming blood, but I'm not sure if it'd help you cope. Unless you're into that kind of stuff for comical relief.

>at a student party with a bunch of friends in foreign country that I study in
>we are talking about the qualities we look for in the other sex, it can be rather lewd but I guess that's the west
>strange man has been set next to me all night, he keeps eating boilled eggs from his trench coat pocket
>my friend asks him what kind of girl he's in to
>he oinks loudly and goes 'BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP'
>egg falls out his mouth as he laughs

Westerners are strange

Being a schizoid is great desu.

My biggest fear, unironically

Do like I do and only talk to other autistic virgins.

>he doesn't fuck through period week
Come on buddy

>>tfw I used to cum blood

And you didn't go to a doctor? What the fuck?

If this is real, fucking nice
Did you go out with the cute girl?

Breh, talk about it like you choose to do it. I know a guy who is very handsome and is actually abstinent, girls drool all over him when we are out. Obviously girls that find out he won't fuck anyone think "I'm going to tame him!"

who talks about sex with other dudes? that's gay, anyone who does that is self-inserting his anus as the girl's cunt as he listens to the "story"

I was coming off a 2 handle per week for 10 year booze addiction. Figured it would go away or I'd die.

I'm in the same boat as you OP. 23, fit, pretty good looking but it just never happens because of a multitude of reasons:

- I screw it even when a girl approaches me. Just don't know how to tease

- I never try

I think fapping and porn addiction made me lose my drive to chase women. I should better quit those habbits