He's been comatose for 2 weeks. And MD's in the hizzy? What are his chances at this point?

He's been comatose for 2 weeks. And MD's in the hizzy? What are his chances at this point?

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FIVE COMAS, 2-3 TIMES A YEAR. C'MON, LET'S GET THE MEDICAL BILL BIG!

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depends on things we couldn't know from TMZ -- he was found unresponsive and care providers tried to admin naloxone "with no result" which means he was at the point of non-breathing/close to non-breathing/pulselessness for a good while. The brain will die quick with no oxygen (read irreversible damage) in 6-10 minutes. A medically induced coma is meant to give the body to make a recovery but its impossible to know if there is any chance without seeing his EMG or another indicator of brain health.

tldr: probably bad news for piano

>muscular vegi
not even that.
won't be long before them gains vanish
the muscle rubs they don't won't do shit to stop his massive mass from fading

If rich was improving let alone hold a smart phone you don't think he would take a photo of himself and post it on social media
>muh privacy
since when has rich not told everyone everything about his life. I don't think hes doing good

We knew it was over ever since he put out that bullshit IGF-1 video kek
>doc my T is low
>gets prescribed IGF and pharmacological doses of test and deca from a """doctor""" whose office looks like a porn studio
>nurse doesn't even wear gloves

I said it looked staged in the comments and riches nuthuggers attacked

Right after that he magically switches over to high-carb low-protein just to """experiment.""" His fans are deluded kek

roiders and 14 year olds "look up" to him everyone else just watches for lulz

literally leaving humanity behind

Not to mention they liquid diet they will have him in will probably be about 900- 1200 calories. He has probably already lost 15-20 pounds. Most patients in this position lose 40lbs in the first month.

I hope he makes it because I would want to follow his story after a near-death experience, see if he changes his lifestyle.

no matter how much weight he loses while in that coma his fake implanted muscles will remain.

this is assuming he makes it past this month.

rich pianas gonna die and Veeky Forums will just post memes about leaving humanity behind

Imagine all the gainz thats been lost

Fuck you bro there was a time when rich was the only person who cared if I ate, trained and stretched. Never mind the self improvement stuff and business/wealth management advice.

>>> turns around
>>> sees humanity
>>> runs into the white light faster

he is one of the few legit ENTERTAINING and likeable personalities in this industry. athleanx may be useful, but he's boring as shit.

rich may be insane in a way, but who else can put out 50'min random videos driving around doing nothing and still be legit entertaining, without fake youtuber screaming like rich?

>When he loses his muscle mass we finally will see how much oil does he really have in him
curious tbqh

rich is /ourguy/ and always has been

scoop in heaven oilman

Gonna miss Rich for sure :( hope he can recover at least

WAKE UP MR. SCOOPS

i always wondered, if maggots eat ripped dudes, do they become ripped maggots?

>burgers have to pay to get in coma
>yuropeens can get in coma for free
really shekels my yuropean taxes

would he be losing much gains since being in a coma this long?

This is a popular site someone go to his hospital and see if his dick hangs lower than his balls

This, he's fucking dead.

>who else can put out 50'min random videos driving around doing nothing and still be legit entertaining, without fake youtuber screaming like rich?
Little Italy anyone in hte pissverse

This man has probably lost more gains in 2 weeks than you have achieved lifetime.

The silver lining is that Agent Blahino is about to get bodied by a cadaver.

The body slowly absorbs the oil.
Depending on how much is there, most of it'll be gone in a few weeks if you don't keep injecting.

What will be left however are the implants.

Synthol doesn't count as "gains".

I actually can't believe retards like you exist.

Oh well, rip oil pianola.

I had a feeling he would'nt make 50.

all those years abusing his body will catch up to you one day.

Do you think they have him on a high protein feeding tube?

is he still able to get his daily scoops?

Doctor of rich here. He gets 5 pills of liver&organ a day. He will be fine