Look at this shit. I am 27 now and i want a fucking beard, not that shit stubble that turns invisible when youre more than 2 meters away.
I tried minoxidil and i know that shit works, but it has too many side effects. I started growing black thick hair on my fucking fingers and had a super puffy face in the morning. I wont touch that again.
Are there any other _WORKING_ ways to boost facial hair growth? Something that is really proven to help? Not all those meme tipps like "just eat vitamins brah".
I think this fits into Veeky Forums, but just for the case it doesnt: Which exercises boost testosterone the most? Or is tosterone-boosting throught exercise a meme?
Josiah Robinson
The yeast culture in the dough is what causes it to grow/rise, and that runs off of sugar so add more sugar I guess. In addition, you have to punch it down once every couple of hours while it's rising so it mixes up. Look up some tutorials on homemade bread.
Gavin Martinez
lol after the initial confusion i read the thread title again and fucking lost it
Bentley Watson
>there any other _WORKING_ ways to boost facial hair growth? just end it all and hope you get lucky with your reincarnation
James Gray
dont ejaculate for 2 months
Joseph Campbell
this is a meme, right? i would do that without hestitation if it had an significant effect
Wyatt White
nah dude, dont fap + zinc + shave your beard like every 3-4 days to make it thicker.
On my last 60 day session my beard was coming in quick. Try it what you got to loose?
Wyatt Rogers
60 days of pleasure
Jace Gutierrez
well i have nothing to lose but the last time i tried nofap, i had the urge to rape my 45 year old gardener and couldnt think of anything else than fucking the whole day, so i need a good reason to make it through
Ryder Baker
dude even fucking hollywood actors use this method when they need a beard for a flick dont be a pussy
Isaiah Cox
You win today
Jack King
gotta confuse the Veeky Forums mind to make it grow.
Ryder Hill
Shaving your beard often doesn't make it thicker lmao
Thomas Sullivan
explain
Chase Cooper
this desu senpai
Liam Diaz
>missing citation
sources, faggot
Josiah Cook
Genes bro.
33 here, mine is similar, plus its blond, so even less noticeable.
I just don't care for it.
Joshua Cox
I'm 34, still can't grow a beard. It sucks.
Adam Reyes
>being this insecure
At least manlet memes are funny
Kevin Brooks
1. Minox your face 2. Start doing roids
Literally nothing else will help you this late in life.
Justin Russell
tren or masteron stupid natty retards
Michael Jackson
>all those perfect tits Is this shooped? do they all have breast implants?
Leo Gray
Don't ask. Just save.
Hunter Reed
>shooped yea
Samuel Taylor
I did, I also found the non-text version. I just don't understand. Usually my standards are unrealistic and I could nitpick for days, but I'd go after every single one of those.
only logical answer at this point
Wyatt Robinson
Shaving your beard often is what moms tell their pubescent boys so that they shave off their nasty face pubes
John Brown
They're all models and pornstars specifically picked for this picture that focuses on tits so it's a possibility that it is real, but Photoshop is always a possibility.
Asher Roberts
I've already confirmed shooped by researching a few of the names on there. Ruka Kanae for example. Luckily my 2D purity will remain intact tonight.
Robert Rogers
They really did enlargen her bresticles while debrowning her nips She's only 4'10" so that's a plus i guess
Jeremiah Young
fpbp
Carter Diaz
Fpbp
Luke Reed
Once the hair comes in will it stay? You stop steroids but gears stays
Chase Long
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Alexander Morris
>shave to make it thicker >2017 People still believe this?
Brandon Martin
then again, how many people fall for the lifting meme?
Ryan Watson
Truth. I realized that shit a while back and kekd at all the mind games parents play with their kids to keep them in line
I'm just gonna tell my kiddo to shave because it looks terrible and beat him if he doesn't, like a normal parent
Noah Brooks
>join av to do the bounty quests >not a single troll in the entire BG
Jose Carter
>started growing black thick hair on my fucking fingers and had a super puffy face in the morning oh wow dude that sounds like the absolute worst thing that could happen to anyone in the world
Jason Rodriguez
Yes.
Jace Taylor
Let it grow, mate, you'd be surprised how well it fills up t. thought that I couldn't grow one until I gave it 2 months, now it's coming in like any other beard
Matthew Torres
>shave your beard like every 3-4 days to make it thicker. wew this is not true at all, it's simply because the end of your hair is thicker than the tip, once it grows out it will be normal again
Lincoln Campbell
>tfw 8 months of minoxidil has given me back hair and a thick neckbeard but literally no facial hair Fuck this devil juice
Blake Thompson
is that from applying it to face? I have a load of it but stopped using it after hearing it was poisonous to animals, my dog regularly licks my face and i didn't want her to die
Bentley Fisher
Apparently Bimatoprost works. It probably has its own set of side-effects, though and it's much more expensive to use over such a large area.
Camden Ward
They all have Anri Okita's boobs shopped in.
Sebastian Price
Can grow a powerful moustache, chin beard and side burns, but no hair in between so it looks stupid
Julian Roberts
Same, it recently started to fill up but it's painfully slow. Unfortunately without it i look 14 so i'm stuck with a shitty beard
Evan Barnes
haha i get your point, but i didnt primarily mean the cosmetic effect. I just think that something that makes you look terrible in the morning has some serious effects on your body. Minoxidil is used to lower blood pressure.
Jose Howard
I already had a better beard than you at 15, but it came in really nicely at 17 when I first juiced. I went from passable to lumberjack mode in 16 weeks.
Elijah Richardson
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Ryder Fisher
Don't listen to anyone in this thread that suggests ways to make your beard thicker. This just can't happen. You got as much hair follicles as your body gave you. Just start shaving clean or keep a light stubble.
Bentley Butler
How does it look? Asked the barber to line it up for me