>be me >dyel white boy >going to work after gym >a big black dude stops me in the subway >"yo nephew, you about that dove body wash?" >"w-what?" >"you about that dove body wash?" >he smiles >"I don't know what you're talking about, man" "aight mane" >we both awkwardly smile
What the hell did he mean by this? Was this a gay reference?
Jason Perry
he was trying to sell you dove body wash you nub
Carson Wilson
He was trying to see if you knew that doves body wash is superior to any other body wash.
And you could've joined the club.
Alexander Flores
Black people just like fucking around with white people. He and his friends probably fucked around about how white people always use Dove so he felt that someone confirming it would give him extra chuckles.
Either that or he thinks you have really smooth skin
Adrian James
Did u smell?
Ian Brooks
>Y-you too
Michael Rodriguez
>Fuck you said, white boy!?
Henry Sanders
He was most likely just chatting and asking if you like using Dove. Don't look to deep into it.
Julian Garcia
dove body wash makes black people have nice skin
he was hitting on you
Carter Ortiz
we're all gonna make it bros :DDDDD
Chase Sullivan
Dove body was really is the GOAT
Cameron Edwards
He is trying to say you smell and should take a better shower after your workout by telling you to use dove soap
I am fluent in ebonics if you have more questions let me know.
Jonathan Sanchez
trips for truth
Dylan Wilson
He was selling it to u cause he jacked it. U get shit hella cheap that way and u know its brand new from the store. An acquaintance would always show me shit like that. Gay reference u faggot get off ur pedistal
Ian Lewis
Dude he was asking if you use Dove Bodywash because it reminds him of his time in prison where all the soap was Dove, and he wanted to rape your DYEL white ass with his BBC.
>C O L O N I Z E D Colonized
Julian Foster
maybe you smelled nice
Juan Howard
Their hair products are fucking garbage
Jace Lewis
That probability is highly doubtful, a prison would never use dove body wash, the cost would be too high
Juan Murphy
An 867 trying to argue with a 777 Get out of here you dirty head and shoulders fag.
Hunter Cook
Either way, the nog was plotting on his white ass, it's like Purple Aiki but with shampoo as the opener for rape.
OP your crippling autism saved you from anal tearing.
Parker Morgan
that to
Angel Nelson
kek
Jonathan Stewart
Some black dudes just love fucking with nervous little white boys. Just trying to see if you're cool or not. You failed, no superior BBC protein shots for you.
Hunter Reyes
How can a black man smell a white man over their own smell?
Asher Lopez
I would assume he was fucking with you. You never played the game with your mates where you give them a certain phrase and they have to slip it into conversation with a stranger? It's pretty fun