Why are there never any mirin' threads any more? Nobody mirin' you guys? We should have a mirin' thread

nobody tips in yurop. waiters here are paid like every other person that has a job. they don't live off tips like in the states

>be me
>playing sport and wearing basically booty shorts
>girl I recently made out with tells mutual friend "damn user really has nice legs"
>now avoid her at all costs cause autism

But yeah my squat is my best lift by far so my legs look fuggin good.

Did you call the number though

In some countries the businesses actually pay their employees.

>made out with her
>now must avoid her

She wants to lick peanut butter off your thighs user, why does this make you afraid?

No. I have gf, and also the girls were about 16/17. Legal, but socially unacceptable.

ay fuck u mate i used to be a waiter. was a decent job not that u autists would b able to handle it

I'm the Veeky Forums definition of autistic, and I waited tables.
Customers loved me because they thought I was doing some sort of bit, but I was actually just a run of the mill weirdo.

Mostly cause I've only had sex a few times and and have pretty much always been blackout drunk so I'm likely terrible at sex and don't want to do it with someone I know who is more experienced and embarrass myself.
There are other reasons but mainly that.

>having a gf
>caring about society's rules

Not gonna make it

Not gonna get better without more fucking though

Yeah but I'm probably just gonna stick to inexperienced freshmen with low expectations for a while til I am confident in my abilities.

Get a FWB that you can have some actual intimacy with.
Best way to level up

I'm pretty sure I know you
>Made out with girl he now avoids
>Basically centaur mode legs
I'm in that girls DMs you know

In the UK there's no tipping culture as there is actually a decent wage for waiters

lol that's pretty vague so probably not.
But congrats on cucking that dude haha

I get really half-assed mires.

>Oh user, your arms are looking bigger!
>are you working out user? It looks like you do
>did you gain weight user?

Most of it is just politeness I'm sure.

>be UK waiter
>get paid decent(ish) wage
>many people tip anyway because of influence of American culture
>earn about £20 an hour

Ez life tbqh

You're right, I couldn't handle being a waiter. I guess it's because I spent too much time and money on college to get a geomatics engineering degree

faggot

This goes on the hub for prawnography

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Its educational

I make 20$/hr in the states off tips 20% tips are expected

Man I'm maybe a 6/10 maybe. My cock is pretty average. I'm not super fit. When I started dating my fiancee, I was skinny fat with some chub in the front. No arms, no nothing. I was so nervous because this girl is a Gymnastics coach. Cut as fuck, most beautiful girl I've ever seen. She loves my dick. Paints it white everytime. Just go for it. Treat it like a new work out. You'll do fine

>leave note to stranger
>"LOVE YOU"

Do NOT call that number OP.

You realize they don't really tip in the UK right? Also a job is a job faggot.

She sounds fat.

Dumb ass Americans thinking every country is like theirs.

I never get mires, but then again I'm just trying to lose weight and have been a diligent cardio bunny and not lifting. Once I get down to my target weight I'm gonna start lifting.

Frankly, that's the reason I want to get Veeky Forums is to feed my ego some mires

But that's the best age user

lmao being a waiter in Europe isn't really demeaning spastic

>At night club with friends, 4 guys hanging out
>In the smoker's corner, chilling on sofas
>No drink that night, been reducing because of recent excess
>Girl comes up to me
>Hey do you have a girlfriend?
>Nervous laugh
>Uuuuuh... no, why?
>Oh then you must meet my friend
>Basically a slightly more elaborated version of "Haaave you met Ted?"
>Cute blond girl comes in, looks shy
>She and her friends come to have a drink with us so she's not alone
>I'm not drunk
>Not ready for a social challenge
>Chat a bit, she's quite boring (I'm pretty sure she said the same about me afterwards)
>They move to another bar, ask if me and my friends want to join
>Politely decline, tell them to find us if they come back to this bar later
That's not much, but it would never happen before. Still felt good when we headed back home. We're all gonna make it brahs.

>I'm terrible so I don't want to improve
Which fucking board are we on, again ?

that's some really faggy handwriting if he did

>walking to bar to meet up with friends
>wearing fitted t shirt
>walk past apartment building
>guy yells out window "sexy white shirt man"
>t-thanks dude

Its something

Thats basically why we all want to get fit.

However
>trying to lose weight
>not lifting and just doing cardio

Doing it wrong.

Smoking area in nightclubs is 10/10 place to get thots. Even if most girls ARE boring and you have to provide most of the entertainment.

I know I'm basically retarded. Lifting for me is the fun part though, I'm excited to start.

Just start then. It won't prevent you losing weight.

>at the beach 5 hours before the solar eclipse (has nothing to do with it just when it happened)
> walking around on the wave breakers and rocks for shits and just whatever
>this French lady early 30's late 20's stops me and ask how I got my abs
>I'm not the most beefed up dude around but she stopped me just to ask how I got my abs
>she was a 7/10 too but she went off after I showed her the exercises I do
>todaywasagoodday.jpg
Pic related

Similar story

>smoking area
>pretty-ish girl comes up to me asks if it's my bday (had a badge on) asks if I have gf
>asks if she can give me a 'bday kiss'
>kiss her, really awkward and bad kiss from her
>Tell her we can do better, kiss again more passionately
>OUT OF NOWHERE her fat friend bowls her out of the way and demands her turn
>Sticks her tongue down my throat

She spent the rest of the night BEGGING to fuck me as I made excuses because she was gross.

>get asked how you have your body
>give them a lecture and physical demonstration
>she leaves

Mate
You didn't have to take it literally

I work as a bartender/waiter at a very high end restaurant in Toronto.

I get 25% tip regularly. Average Bout 20%.

Thursday through Saturday I make $1100 of tips alone.

That's a real fancy way of saying surveyor. Congrats, my 85 year old grandfather did it without a degree and retired with a pension you could only dream of. You would have went into oil if you had half a brain.

>bday boy badge
user are you 8?

I've never been 'mired, too ugly of a face.
But I've intimidated grown men just by walking close to them, I'll take that to mean I'm making progress.

NL does AFAIK (generously)

They are probably repulsed by your appearance, not intimidated.

Lol iktfb.

>be built
>tfw facelet
>tfw heightlet
>feelsbadman

I get mired daily so it's not really special

Fucking amateur. Girls literally LINE UP to talk to you if you are reasonably attractive in a nightclub with an 'ironic' birthday badge on. Fuck it, I used to get one even when it wasn't my bday.

I'm 5'5"

When a girl sees me in her peripheral vision as an object to walk around, like a chair or table, I take that as a mire.

You can just say 'manlet'

Get ripped and get a really short gf. You will never slay pussy but oh well man.

Worst possible answer user. Women don't understand how much work goes into building a good body, so when they hear how much you work out and diet or whatever it's a huge turnoff to them: they think you're vain and your life revolves around the gym. They don't think you'll be ""fun"". There's a reason why the Veeky Forums meme of "I just do wiifit and Zumba lol" exists: that's what women want to hear. People don't want to know how the sausage is made, they just want to eat it. You could of had her eating your sausage m8, but instead you told her how it's made.

I mean she ask what I do so I showed her but her friend or family were leaving at the time so that why I why left

>trying this hard

I'm started to get mired more often and I'm mcloving it.

>be me
>friend invites me over to his girlfriends birthday party
>family party so nothing unusual
>I have no relations with any of these people but decide why not
>he picks me up and I meet his girlfriend for the first time ever
>show up at the house and end up meeting her ENTIRE FAMILY
>realize, fuck I'm third wheel and I don't even know this chick he's dating
>say fuck it and chad up while I'm there
>introduce myself as the odd one out
>instantly hit it off with the grandparents (Latin household so hierarchy)
>then the aunts
>then the kids
>then the sister in law who eye raped me the moment I stepped inside
>all of them comment how big and strong I am
>one of the kids hangs on my arm while I ran around the room with him
>milf sister in law then asks "can you do me next?"
>realize this woman hasn't seen dick since her last marriage and brush it off
>by the end of the night everyone is inviting me over and asking me to visit again.
>feelsgoodman.jpg

Fucking hell I felt so bad for my friend apparently the family thinks he's weird. And he's the actual boyfriend.

First off, I'm not ripped or built like you guys. I'm in great cardio shape, around 13 percent body fat aiming for otter mode.

But I'm a manlet so it doesn't matter anyways.

But I got on a hot streak awhile back.

>Be at book store and a couple young girls come in (16 or so)
>One girl says "Oh cute!"
>Other girl replies "You talking about that guy?"
>She says "No this toy"
>Few minutes later, I hear her say "No you tell him" giggles
>Walk by and they start laughing

Another time I was standing on sidewalk waiting on my buddy to exit store. It was dusk so I couldn't see good across the street, but a couple of girls yelled something at me and started waving. I waved back and they started laughing.

Now that I think about it, both times the girls were probably just making fun of me cause I'm short...oh well.

One other time at the store I kept bumping into this gilf. Hot 50+ woman who obviously stayed fit. After third time we bumped into each other, she came up behind me and ran her hand across my back and kinda whispered "Looks like we're determined to keep bumping into each other."

I put my head down and didn't say anything. I'm such a fuck up.

Finally, at a bar another older woman (not attractive) kept talking and touching on me. Said she was from out of town and staying at local hotel, I took that as an invite but didn't accept.

This all happened in a 2 week span and meant more to me than it should.

You tall guys should thank God every day. Life is suffering as a manlet.

I mean it had nothing to do with my physique so I'll throw it out there
>go out to bar with co-worker, his brother, his brother's "gf", my other friend and I
>I get there my co-worker introduces me to his brother and his chick
>girl looks really happy to see me for no reason even though I fucked her name up (Morgan not Lauren)
>Go up to talk to her while she was at the bar and get her name right and ask is she remembers mine
>And she literally says "Mr. handsome with the nice eyes."

I really wanted to hit on her because I thought she was really hot but it was my coworkers birthday and didn't want to make things weird. And she wasn't even buddys girlfriend she was just some tinder slam-piece or something that he knew for like a week.

>user is scared to fuck experienced women
>resorts to fucking inexperienced men
yeah this is Veeky Forums alright

>cucking
More like settling for his leftovers

Autism

aww are you gonna cry

...

>Didn't call you Mr. Natty Muscles
Not gonna make it

Teach me your cover-up stories, user. Rowing twice a week? Just like keeping active?

Being fit and a waiter is fucking easy mode for getting girls, especially if you work in a trendy bar in a college town. I seriously get at least 3 numbers a week

>work in IT
>23, youngest by far in office
>in the kitchen making coffee in the morning
>30something milf with hot af voice comes in
>say good morning as usual and make banter
>see her reflection in one of thekitchen appliances
>looking at my back, then looking at my ass
>flex my upper back a little bit for her but pretend not to notice

How fuck coworker?

>Be drunk during sex
>I'm pounding as fast as I can but to her its like a snail trying to climb up a pot and I keep going flaccid
>Be high on weed
>Can't muster up the strength to fuck hard and too busy laughing at my arms being floaty and shit to get turned on
>Take some shrooms
>Last for the moment I touch my dick and pass out before I even get laid
>Take some acid
>Become literal god of sex able to both last however long I deem necessary but still getting nervous about that leprechaun in the corner

europoors

>obvious bait
>BLACKED pic
Here's your (You)

Fucking loled

Dont shit where you eat, user. It can get tricky.

Loool @ that damn leprechaun. Acid sex is the greatest. So weird but so wonderful.

That's not engineering you larping faggot

My sides

rather be poor than fat.

>4th of July
>Oh shit, time to swim
>Haven't worn a bikini in probably two years
>"Check out anonette's butt! Ow-ow!
>T-thanks mom..

underrated post

honestly i'm going to disguise my autism as 'doing a bit'

you musclecucked your friend... amazing

you don't hallucinate on lsd retard

I post nude pics of my self on the men's gone wild section of reddit occasionally. I get alot of private messages from both women and faggots.
But the best compliment I ever received was from a homo.
I was legit like.
Nice

how tall?

Waiters in europe get paid an actual wage so they don't have to rely on the tip meme. People tip anyway though.

Gonna have to call bullshit

>put a link of

put a link of what?
im curious

Why are homos so gross?

Found the guy that hasn't done psychedelics.
>Whoa braj! I wanna see unicorns and leprechauns n sheit. Be tight yo!

Waiters get paid a regular wage over here and aren't treated like slave labour you dumb yank

>male professor I hadn't seen in years
>return a book to him
>he pats his bicep and says "you look like you're keeping in good shape, user"
>th-thanks

Edmonton