How do I unluck /kinginthenorth/ mode?

How do I unluck /kinginthenorth/ mode?

Stop eating

constantly walk on your knees to simulate the 5'6 height or whatever he is

>be 4 foot tall
>do a pushup
>eat ~1200kcals a day

>bend the knee 3x10
>heart stabs x F

Gloves are key

Why does the claim to be 5'8 ? He's clearly a few inch shorters than that

fpbp

why manlets are so fucking lucky?! it's not fair!

Take dragon steroids

Calisthenics and dips also -500 cal deficit

BEND THE KNEE, JON SNOW

Have a good face and do some exercises every once in a while, while at the same time not eating like a pig.

>bend the knee 3x10

keK

Is Drogon natty?

dat incredibly toned physique

kek

asking the obvious, but why are his abs so much more defined compared to the rest of his body?

he's flexing

>that's what normies consider ripped

my physique is pretty similar to his (at 6'0) but my abs arent nearly as defined even when flexing

>my physique is pretty similar to his
Damn man, I'm sorry to hear that, have you started lifting yet?

Abs are muscles, they can be defined more by training them or genetics. Chances are he trains his abs a lot more than the rest of his manlet body

im well aware i look dyel as fuck

"he's too little"

Don't know, don't care

He's far too small for me

His bank account is more then enough for his height. He could walk up and take your wife of ten years out of your arms without even breaking a smile.

Why would he take somebody's wife when he has Ygritte as his fiance?

He has plot growth hormones

cause she looks like a man

He looks terrible.

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judging from the parellettes in the first pic, he does some calisthenics/gymnastics training which is a shitton of core work

fucking treadmill is almost higher than he is

Bend the knee to silver haired shits x10

chuckled - thanks user

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AVOID SHOULDER WORKOUTS AT ALL COSTS

GET THIS BASTARD OFF OF MY BOAAAAAAAAARD

MORE WINE

>cause she looks like a man
user some would argue thats a plus

>you will never have Robert's virility and create an army of bastards

why live?

All Hail King Bobby B
Fuck those silver haired faggots

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he also has Emilia on the side

how long do you think his dong is?

Shovel ice every day and eat out a red head

Robert is the definition of a low tier chad.

Natural charisma, powerful, but complete moron and no mind for long term strategic thinking dooming his lineage.

How do I achieve Bobby B mode?