Tfw girls are this autistic

BBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

Then I'd brap in your face

I'd try sucking my own dick afterwards

*brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrttttttttttttt*

Spank you like a disobedient avocado

Then I'd use your back as podium for my book

"Id make you lick my asshole"

What a waste.

OP do this one

Is she fuckable tho?

gonna go with the classic here

"spank you like a disobedient avocado"

Fuck off you can't take away my dubs. OP send it

>Your cute
Awful grammar 0/10

Women are children. What's new under the sun?

>girls realize that communication is about expressing your emotional state, desires, intentions, and relationships toward the people around you rather than trying to be "cool" by the standards of a bodybuilding anime board

>>>>:]

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fucking lol "i want a banana creme pie" holy shit great banter, definitely saving that one

Is op fuckable tho?

JUST SEND IT OP

>girl wants to fuck guy
>girl tells guy
>guy wonders why women are confusing and incomprehensible

creme pie you with my banana

I would put a garden hose in your ass and put it on full blast until you popped like Augustus Gloop

>muh banana

She isn't telling shit, she's sperging with autistic sexual comment

She just wants attention. She isnt really interested in fucking him

let's find out, come over

hahaha oh fuck rolling for this

>wanting to fuck is autistic
I think you've diagnosed the wrong person in the conversation

roll for this

Yo I can't send that bullshit lmao.

I've fucked her plenty of times. The night I say I'm going out, this. I'm not tryna fuck her tnight cause I'm hitting the clubs.

She's really lovy tho

kek rolling

this is why you are still a virgin,set up a "date" right now,at your goddamn place retard,and fuck her brains out.

You can gargle my cum but I'll have to drink it back cuz I'm not wasting these gainz on some random sloot

New tinder opener

Get her ready for after you strike out at the gay bar

>There is no telling what I'd do to you in person.
>you're so fine
>hell, I'd suck your dad's dick just to get a taste of the recipe for you.

>same fagging this obviously

I'm fucking giggling like a child, rolling for this

nothing like Wednesday night clubbing?

Old licardoo

Not even remotely funny.

Literally samefags.
>KYS yourself.

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Rollin

thank you user

>implying I dont know what inspect element is

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>KYS yourself.
salty bc user is unfunny in real life and doesnt like seeing other people having a good time without him

Who is the autistisch here?

Ol licaroo

>bc user is unfunny
You have to have the mentality of a child to think what you were rolling for is remotely funny. Try to make your samefagging less obvious next time

>Kill yourself yourself
Kys

Still haven't replied. Fuck her then go to clubs lowtest? Can't do it Bros.

Those dubs were shit

I didn't "sleep" with any one unless I "loved" them. Young love is different than "OLD PERSON" love. I think that it is COOL that you have SAVED yourself.. I am SORRY for your group of age of people. Too reliant on social /content/media. Instead of talking to people in REAL person. Like face to face. Hanging out and going outside with NO electronics. To just experience each other.. get to KNOW each other.. If it works it does. If it doesn't.. Then you have MET a NEW PERSON!! Then DO try the same thing with the next wonderful girl you meet.. Don't be afraid to fail. Failure is just the BEGINNING to WINNING!! BE YOURSELF!! No matter how "weird" you think you are.. Girls ARE just as weird.. Just don't freak them out with TOO freaky of stuff on the first date.. :) Like I said, I am OLD.. And unfortunately I can feel peoples feelings when I am interested in what they have to say.. I sincerely hope you take the chance, and ask this woman to coffee or hot chocolate, or tea. Some thing that the both of you can talk in person. Good luck! ;)

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this girl sounds ugly, especially because you did a leddit tier sensor of her face

kek

Have her ride you cowgirl with your dick in her butt while she pees on you.

Literally the hottest thing I have ever done in my life. I highly recommend.

ugly AND desperate, as well as being retarded (although with women that's a given)

I'd ask if you wanted to have consensual intercourse if you were okay with me visiting your personal vaginal kingdom.

samefagggooooooo let's get dem dubles

d u b s u g e t t o

I only rolled twice, and people obviously thought it was funny if they rolled for me.
I copy pasted what the guy above me said

Bet it's a slampig

kys yourself is a meme fags, lurk moar

and theres the trips I needed

For those who asked, here's a pic

This girl wants your dick bad in case you couldn't tell by her 1 minute response time

>confusing Augustus Gloop for Violet Beauregard
>shiggydiggy

>women are this bad at sexting that they send this shitty pic to guys they have fucked before
I'm a guy and I feel like I can be a woman better than most women.

slampig confirmed

do it op, trips have spoken

very saggy. sad!

What's happening here.

It was a sneak pic

>saggy tits
>nasty frizzy hair
>Fat

christ dude she better be over 40 cause dos are sum saggy tattas

vocaroo.com/i/s1iiCYv4lQFN

>sneak pic
>flash

Picko uno

>15 mins to respond
>responses are mediocre at best

If you're going to make her beg for it at least say some good shit.

You seem like you're funny. Do you have any ideas?

I'm out.

d-did you just record this user?

Yeah he's with the girl right now.

holy fuck bud just say you'd fuck her brains out or something if you're actually trying to smash

hahahhaa oh fuck

Is she pretty, OP? Looks like a fat girl

Top kek! Quite better than all the previous replies!

>Is she pretty, OP?
obviously not

I wasn't trying to entertain you.

That's a relief