She finally wants to fuck this weekend but I'm not sure I'll be ready for it as I think I've completely ruined myself with various degenerate fetishes, porn, and a once a day masturbation routine and as a result can't get aroused normally. I've been told that jerking it to explicitly imagination while simulating a vagina or mouth as close as possible (i.e. no choking or death griping) will help, but its a real fucking workout trying to get hard then stroke to climax purely using imagination. Only tried it once and went right back to porn the next day just because I didn't feel like I could keep up the routine.
Maybe I'm weak willed or doing something wrong but I've got a feeling that this problem wont fix itself on its own. What should I do? I'll probably be sleeping with her this Saturday night so that leaves me roughly 3 days to do whatever to try and fix myself.
Where did you find a normal female partner like that?
Alexander Harris
it's your dad in a dress faggot, fuck off
Carter Morgan
How did you get a virgin gf?
Luke Phillips
Don't touch your dick or look at pork for the next 3 days and the sight of an actual vagina belonging to a real woman will instantly be more appealing than those cartoon horses you have been jerking it to you fucking loser
Luis Ward
3 days no fap is plenty to at least enjoy it
if you stop fapping for a few weeks/months you will be back to normal. But, of course, only do this if you want better sex. It won't actually make you smarter/all that no fap placebo bullshit. At best you'll have more spare time for activities.
David Torres
You're the spermozoid here, faggot. Fuck off back to your bf
Jose Howard
*porn, you can look at pork as much as you like
Luis Young
bro when you're in the moment you don't need to be worried about getting turned on. you've never been in a bitch because you are either beta or a landwhale. focus on her and if you can't get it up just eat her out. stop being a cuck and posting here and fuck your gf and be a fucking man already
Carter Martin
bitch my boipucci so good i can get you taken out of the will if you don't start acting right
Anthony Ward
>*porn, you can look at pork as much as you like Eh, that would depend on what those "degenerate fetishes" he mentioned are...
Jason Hernandez
Man fuck you, I've fucked so much pussy with my 9" dick, I bet you're a manlet too
Owen Gomez
>"virgin" Hate to break it to you bud but most women who are virgins have had anal sex before or at least given a blowjob. You don't have shit
Jeremiah Lee
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Brandon Torres
I didn't "sleep" with any one unless I "loved" them. Young love is different than "OLD PERSON" love. I think that it is COOL that you have SAVED yourself.. I am SORRY for your group of age of people. Too reliant on social /content/media. Instead of talking to people in REAL person. Like face to face. Hanging out and going outside with NO electronics. To just experience each other.. get to KNOW each other.. If it works it does. If it doesn't.. Then you have MET a NEW PERSON!! Then DO try the same thing with the next wonderful girl you meet.. Don't be afraid to fail. Failure is just the BEGINNING to WINNING!! BE YOURSELF!! No matter how "weird" you think you are.. Girls ARE just as weird.. Just don't freak them out with TOO freaky of stuff on the first date.. :) Like I said, I am OLD.. And unfortunately I can feel peoples feelings when I am interested in what they have to say.. I sincerely hope you take the chance, and ask this woman to coffee or hot chocolate, or tea. Some thing that the both of you can talk in person. Good luck! ;)
Jeremiah Flores
Nice spaghetti, fag
Hudson Jones
meh, i take what i can get, this thread is garbage anyway
Matthew Perez
Hey fuck you dickhead, I'm trying.
Jack Jenkins
least i don't have to think about horse hentai to get hard enough to fuck my slampig (vocaroo related) vocaroo.com/i/s1iiCYv4lQFN
but fine, on topic, just do what you usually do, I'm sure it'll be fine srs
Anthony Long
My penis is really small.
Daniel Baker
OP here what the fuck happened to my thread
Jacob Martinez
You said stuff about you have a small penis and you're fucking some guy's dad. You're an odd duck.
Aaron Gonzalez
B-but that wasn't me though
Jace Price
I don't know man. He was talking like he was you.
Brandon Brown
I know that was awful rude of him. What do you want to know about the REAL me?
Ayden Carter
Well. I guess my first question would be, why are you fucking that guy's dad? I thought you had a girlfriend.
Jason James
I'm not fucking anyone's dad, I'm not fucking anyone yet for that matter. I'm a virgin, remember?
Camden Adams
Just give me her phone number and contact bro. I will pop her cherry for you and then loosen her up (soda can dick), give her a sense of what a real man is supposed to do there.
You will give her a horrible first time, she will feel weird and the pain she will feel will dry her up like the Venezuelan economy, once that happens, its gonna hurt even more and she'll cringe at the thought of ever touching that half a chub pencil dick you got.
Samuel Lewis
300 mg test E 500 mg Mast P >3 days Nevermind, you're fucked. Enjoy being the laughing stock of her and the other girls in Jamal's harem
Luis Anderson
Oh yeah! Haha, sorry. Hey wait, I know! If you're looking for a super-gay dad to fuck, why not fuck your own dad? I heard he's very very VERY gay.
Easton Thompson
If she's white, the black man gets prima nocta rights. You won't take her virginity from the first time so a black man has to do it.
Carson Scott
kys
Jonathan Edwards
nigger
Kayden Wood
>21 >virgin
James Adams
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Jack Sanchez
>mfw was so nervous when i finally got a girl i couldnt get a erection
does this fix itself freindos?
Caleb King
nah, it's God telling you you're a permanent fag. sorry
Josiah Green
in my experience
no
Josiah Fisher
well i still get chubs when i see hot chicks
Andrew Adams
You should just rest easy knowing no matter what you'll never be as much of a degenerate as me.
Easton Williams
that's residual straightness from your grandfather. your dad's a fag too but your grandfather was a real man so he forced his fag son to jam his tiny soft penis into some fat slut's cunt. your dad's greatest secret is that he only squirted jizz that day because he liked being physically and verbally dominated by his manly dad. that incestuous sissy-play shame-jizz is now you. of course you'll never get a boner.
Daniel Kelly
That's kinda hot desu
Juan Barnes
Hey OP, if you want to think about a real brain-buster, think about the anxiety you'll be going through when the time comes you'll have to tell her all this. :^)
