Tfw my abs finally start showing without much flexing effort

>tfw my abs finally start showing without much flexing effort
>have a girl over, things start getting hot n heavy
>take shirt off
>oh man this is it, all the months of hard work for this
>she says "what? why are your abs out of alignment"
>tfw zipper abs
>tfw never gonna make it

Act all worried and ask her to check the rest of your body for being out of alignment.
Direct her to your balls and panic when she finds that one is lower than the other.
Wait to see how she acts
Then laugh at her until she leaves

>tfw you can only physically get a 4 pack because of the way your abs are shaped
kil me nao

>flirting with qt
>take off my shirt
>she looks at me and asks why "I can put my dick in between your pecs and not touch the sides"
FUUUUCK
I hate my shit genes

" had to donate an ab to my grandma cause she had a hernia "

pics?

like fuck she said that

I should also note that there was literaly nothing special about this fucking whores body, she was just skinny fat.

Fucking roasties don't appreciate the effort nor respect it.

I wish I was making this up.

Prior to this on the dinner date, she even said her ex was bigger than me.

She's a total cunt.

jesus, lad

fuck em

This is why Veeky Forums is gay
No one appreciates a man's body more than a man

Veeky Forums is just /r9k/ with abs and I don't give a shit if you act like a chad you're not a normie if you're on 4chum

Oh god, I wasn't that self concious of my abs alignment until now, but now i'm terrified.
How is it even possible to have every bad gene for aesthetics.

>implying Veeky Forums has abs
Veeky Forums is /r9k/ that squats

Half of all Veeky Forumsposts can be summarized as "I just squatted 3pl8, where is my gf"

checkt

99% of women won't care. If you have abs, they'll be dripping.
It's the 1% of bitches that are used to going from Alpha Chad to Alpha Chad that get expectations

>Veeky Forums is /r9k/ that squats
ok that's more accurate
I think either way looks aesthetic. you know whtat doesn't look aesthetic? only being able to have a 4 pack

Kick her out and tell everyone on her kikebook including her dad that her cunt smells like tuna.

Melt her face with sulphuric acid.

Tuna smells good though
Tell them it smells like trout

>Tuna smells good

wew lad

post abs
is it really that bad or is she autistic

Compared to trout, tuna smells delish
Smell some fucking trout fresh from the lake

>Veeky Forums is /r9k/ that squats

this desu senpai

how's East London treating you Ahmed?

>Things that don't happen

Pics?

Thread is bait.
People get off on making others feel bad, zipper ab fags don't despair.
Remember, normies, especially females, have almost NO standards when it comes to a guys body. Any kind of visible abs is attractive. If you think a random girl is going to scrutinize your muscle insertions you're far too insecure and out of touch.

>Veeky Forums is /r9k/ that squats
>Veeky Forums is /r9k/ that squats
>Veeky Forums is /r9k/ that squats
>Veeky Forums is /r9k/ that squats
Plz don't say this

Calm down, Muhammad

Muslims are not welcome here, my man.

>she
>my dick

Who said?

Can you beat up the husband if it came to it?

If so, just go up an ask her for a glass of water.

I've fucked my chink neighbor more times than I can count (shes 'married' to some beta Australian guy).

All I did was ask her what she was up to when I ran into her waiting for the elevator (I was in my tank top and my biceps were mad pumped).

Just go for it, son.

Beta

Never gonna make it

>6/10 doesn't bother concealing her hateful personality
>go to bed with her anyway

Your crooked abs got what they deserved.

It didn't really bother me until after I came on her tits tbqh

kek

Common sense

KEK I'll use this from now on

helo bomber man

I cant even squat bc of my back :( i bench though

...

>being affected by the irrelevant opinion of a thot
Come on breh

He's making a tranny joke you retard

Lmao, she was shit testing you constantly. Trying to get you to crack. Fuck her.

Obtain indifference against shit roasties say.