Thoughts on my gym, Veeky Forums?
Rock gym: $0
Cooper Lewis
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Evan Morris
It rocks.
Aaron Russell
Nice rocks, but are they heavy enough?
Adrian Collins
Don't take it for granite
Ayden Garcia
There's a rock on the edge of my field I can dead lift but don't feel like carrying very far. Can't figure out how to target chest without destroying my face
Noah Cox
Do pushups with the rocks on your back
Nathan Reyes
>progressive overload when erosion exists
Jace Perez
Oh schist good one
Eli Murphy
Oog do good. Oog not like berrypickers paying 5 pelt to big nose tribe to use gym. Oog true hunter
Ethan White
Keep on rockin' in the free world.
Tyler Price
Wow, that's ore really coal collection my friend.
Lucas Smith
fill field with rocks and charge normies for authentic artisanal paleo workout
Chase Rogers
Holy shit this is great idea can we capitalize on it?
We can spew "functional training" bullshit and have them do Atlas boulders instead of stones.
Squats? Tie rocks with rope and strap them onto forearms and back so you walk like an ape.
>pic related
Curls?
Just gran a boulder and curl that shit. Then throw it for maximum arm explosiveness. Shot put training all in one.
Connor Gray
Javelins, boulders, atlas stones, yolks, "wolf alarm" blares randomly signaling sprinting. Call it "MENhir Gym" or something and advertise it on artofmanletness
Ryder Lee
Saw one of these in thailand and it was called the "flintstone gym"
Justin Harris
Fucking A I'm going to some day. I'm gonna screencap this.
Maybe call it Primal Instinct.
Or Neaderthrows Gym
Ape Escape?
Tyler Jenkins
Basically an outdoor strongman gym for vegans
Ryan Watson
Call it Eumastas' Gym
William Perez
>free-lifted 400Kg in ancient Greece with no roiding or any of the critical science done yet
Yeah I call bullshit.
Chase Hill
>Yeah I call bullshit.
People were shitposters since the dawn of time.
Pompeii graffiti should give some hints about that matter.
Anthony Collins
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Here is the soundtrack to your workouts
Nicholas Nelson
I'd bet actual Neanderthals were capable of making better Music than this garbage.
Nathaniel Turner
risk it for the biscuit user
what good is a face without a body to match it?
Alexander Nguyen
Tragically underrated post
Landon Rodriguez
>JESUS CHRIST MARIE THEY'RE MINERALS
Jayden White
Is this a viable option if you can't afford a gym membership?
Adrian Rogers
R8
Parker Reyes
beat me to it you sonuvabitch
Aaron Green
Lmao1block
Carson Barnes
I don't even care if it's just for making money, it sounds fun as fuck and I'd do it occasionally.
Nathaniel Bailey
>tfw blocks are too big
>can't even squat to depth
Kys
Dylan Parker
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Gavin Walker
Make a dip and pull up bars, put rocks in a bag and dip/pull with i on.
Ryan Walker
When you say 1block do you count the weight of the stick?
Nicholas Rodriguez
Each cinder block weighs roughly 28 pounds, which is equal to .622 plates. If you were to use a silver maple branch with the same measurements as an Olympic barbell, it would weigh about 7.07 pounds. However, in the image shown, the branch appears to be about 92 inches as opposed to the standard 86.4, and it tapers from two inches to about one inch, so it would probably weigh closer to 4.5 pounds. Overall it looks to weigh roughly 60.5 pounds, which could be reduced to a nice solid 60 if the branch was a bit thinner at one end. The 1/2/3/4 equivalent for cinder blocks is 1.6/3.2/4.8/6.4, meaning you'd have to lift around six and a half blocks to match a 2pl8 bench and 13 cinder blocks at once to match a 4pl8 deadlift.
Nicholas Davis
i think those rock might be older than this
but not by much