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>tfw upper middle class
>tfw bmw
>tfw blue eyes
>tfw above average dick size
Why can't I get a gf I don't understand? I thought if you can do 1/2/3/4 and drove a nice car you earn one gf.

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Is your name Elliot?

Yeah but how tall are you?

Sounds familiar. Are you that serial killer looking Aryan dude?

stop watching porn user
you can fap but stop watching porn
get a job

5'10

>I thought if you can do 1/2/3/4 and drove a nice car you earn one gf

That better be for 12. Also BMWs are gay and the people that drive them are either assholes, or gay man-children.

>you said literally nothing about your personality or hobbies
That's why you can't get a gf

>Not upper class
>He's not at 2/4/6/8
>He doesn't travel everywhere by helicopter
>Doesn't have one blue eye and one green eye
>Hasn't injected his dick with synthol for a monster dong
You'll maybe get a 4/10 if you bust your ass

Yeah but where do you fall on the autism spectrum?

It's all about numbers. You're selling yourself and sales is all about hitting as many people as possible.

Perhaps you're just a vapid or uninteresting person. Try socializing more and gaining some hobbies.

Upper middle class is the worst class. All snowflake that don't have discipline or heritage like the patricians nor the banter and likeability of the working class.

I've never met a decent middle class person.

do you hit on girls?
girls wont approach you, there are average guys with gf and dont have any of that, if are rejected by girls then you are below average and should consider surgery

Because you are a timid man. All the money in the world can't change that.

No I don't approach girls, that is beta. At what point will girls approach me? Do I need to drive a Lamborghini? Get penis surgery so it is huge? Roid? There has to be something!

>he thinks he is entitled to a gf ever
You need to check your privilege.

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>8pl8 deadlift
>765lb pull
The fuck

That's what it takes to get a 6/10 these days, stop being a DYEL

lmao. this is the reason you disgusting faggot
get LLS or kys

Maybe you should be more like this guy
youtube.com/watch?v=yJS-aSZihoI

>why can't I get a gf
10 years ago I would have told you it's because you're either uninteresting, socially awkward, basically anything you could improve and probably should improve.

Now? The game's changed and it's a fucking nightmare.
>hollywood pushing that men should be cut and women can be as fat as they want
>tinder reducing people to nothing more than a stock of items that can be browsed like a shopping aisle
>majority of men having said "fuck it" and dropping all standards for vag, thus killing the need for personal standards
>MGTOW and feminism both becoming the extreme sides of horseshoe theory further alienating single people
>gold digging whores spreading like a plague and getting married solely to divorce and take 50% (including facebook groups devoted to shit like this)
>cuckold porn surging and causing bernout voters to further make marriage look like a nightmare

When I look at the dating scene, my standards are simple, but strict:
>1) Take care of yourself. Even if your face looks a bit off, being fit shows discipline, determination, and willingness to push yourself.
>2) Be someone I can trust with my kids. I don't date to date, I date because I'm looking for someone to eventually marry and raise a successful family I can care for and provide.
>3) If you're gonna be a slut, keep it at home, otherwise don't bother.

These three requirements are some of the hardest fucking concepts for modern women to grasp, mainly for the reasons I've listed above, as well as others. These days, when my mom gives me that, "Why aren't you married yet?" look, it drives me fucking nuts, but the sad reality is both men and women are equally to blame, yet no matter how you play it, you're a faggot either way. You can't blame both parties equally, or you're a neutral faggot that avoids conflict. You can't blame men, or else you're misandrist. You can't blame women, or else you're a misogynist, even though women are like jews; being what they are made me hate them.

>cuckold porn
All porn except solo amature porn of the appropriate sex is cuck porn dude.

Any man who watches porn claims to not be a cuck and doesn't watch solo amature straight chicks getting off is in fact a cuck.

>All porn except solo amature porn of the appropriate sex is cuck porn dude.
I completely agree, it's training you to have your dick in hand while sex happens onscreen. Pic related though is a long read, but hands down the best explanation of what's going on.

>women are whores and I hate The Jew

Okay. How does this help OP?

What more do you need?

1. What do you mean a slut at home?
2. Jesus take a chill pill for a second

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