Whats the male equivalent to this?

Is that not the male version?

Don't be ashamed. I've had sex with upwards of 30 girls and I'd probably fuck her (assuming her face isn't straight goblin, which it might be)

Having lower standards is nothing to be ashamed of, especially if you're unironically attracted to thicker girls like me.

Mid-weight Jonah Hill. First that came to mind

>having lower standards is nothing to be ashamed of

Hahahahaha holy shit please don't tell me you're serious

Tits too small for her size. You need big ol' cowtitties to redeem the fatness. She doesn't even have the fat-hourglass look either

he has a nice beard

>fat-hourglass
are you a dumb dumb

me

Probably a fat celebrity or something, you're fat but you still get laid without any effort. In no way is it equivalent of a regular fat guy.

Yeah but she's not one of those shapely fatties is she? She's a genuine fatty.

>you will never push her onto the tracks

Why even live bros

maybe something like this as long as he's tall.

She seems like a good slampig if anything friensd.

this is definitely a lot more attractive to girls in america (yes even attractive ones)

Chad. Men will fuck anything that moves. Women only need to exist to have a fulfilling life.

No I genuinely believe that. I'm straight up like Jack Black in Shallow Hal. I love fucking thick, curvy girls that most dudes would turn down.

Yeah I'm on the fence with OP's girl. Probably wouldn't unless she had an amazing face or something, and it doesn't look like she does.

Pic related is me btw for reference

But... why? Genuinely asking, is physical attraction just not a big deal to you? I'm not dogging on you here either, I'm just trying to understand whether it's more than just "hole's a hole"

difference is big terry was a high end WSM competitor, so he was/is in incredible shape, regardless of bodyfat

here's a rare Greensboro Jock for (you)

...

There is no male equivalent because even though she is a monster she would still have at least 30 guys lined up to sniff her ass crack.

Why are you even on a fitness board if you're into fatties?

>is physical attraction just not a big deal to you?

I'm genuinely physically attracted to thicker/curvier girls with cute faces, kind of like pic related. Can't explain why.

Because I want to be a buff, thick mode dude. The best possible mode for getting thick, curvy girls is being buff as fuck.

God damn taking public transport is so beta. Imagine trying to pump your self up on the way to the gym but you're not driving 75 MILES per hr blasting tunes, you're smelling some shitskins and getting mired by a little old hag. Or after hitting a sick pr, instead of lighting up a victory stogie and blasting victory jams on the highway, you get back on a bus like a cuck. Get fucked non burgers

this

Because you're a closeted pedophile. "Cute faces"=baby faces
"Thicc"=body shape and fat distribution of a toddler.

Not trolling op, get off the social media Jew and grow up or kill yourself

>Because you're a closeted pedophile

This is the weirdest internet psycho analysis I've ever read. Leave it to Veeky Forums

You know it's true. Thick is for pedos, shitskins, and bug men

>Why are you even on a fitness board if you're into fatties?
found the newfag

>big tits, big ass and womanly features = liking little girls
holy shit that is the most retarded analogy i've ever seen in a while
you do realize that most of the "thicc" women are older than 20-25 and usually look older than that?
If anyone is closet pedophile it is you people who like slim/skinny girls who look younger(small chest and butt) and usually the younger the better for you, you probably look up "teen porn" which is borderline pedophilia/actual pedophilia. Liking the thicc body type is the furthest thing from pedophilia

>PAY FOR MY THERAPY

>The best possible mode for getting thick, curvy girls is being buff as fuck.

You just need to be alive and thirsty to get fat girls. Being fit and banging hippos is a waste.

I've been here since the quad and supermutant days, faggot. Back when Veeky Forumsizens made fun of cows instead of jerking off to them.

>I'm genuinely physically attracted to thicker/curvier girls with cute faces, kind of like pic related. Can't explain why.
My brother.
>The best possible mode for getting thick, curvy girls is being buff as fuck.
Really? I'm quite thin and I've had fortune with being a couple of them, was fun.

There is none. Maybe some tall 4/10 who is a little out of shape would come close. Nice cameltoe on her tbqh. A reminder that pussy gives +3 attractiviness.

How is it fortune? Anyone can get a fat chick.

Some of them have rotten attitudes, the whole 'I don't need no man' types, really offputting desu. And some others were much more kinder albeit odd. Guess its also a culture thing.

>"you do realize"
faggot.

>look older
they don't look older, they look like toddlers. women who are older have tits and leg muscles and tones stomachs, presumably from living an adult life.

> it is you people who like slim/skinny girls who look younger(small chest and butt)
I never said anything about a small chest/ass. But you're very quick to delineate the shades of pedophilia, expert are you?

Go look at the silhouette of one of your thiccc mamis and compare it to the silhouette of a toddler, then kill yourself you meme sucking shitskin pedophile.

>thicker
call it what it is: FAT

excellent taste mate

>Some of them have rotten attitudes, the whole 'I don't need no man' types

They have those attitudes because most men reject them. If a good-looking or average guy hit on them they'll drop that bullshit and throw their revolting bodies on them at the drop of a hat.

who is this plow cow?

call it whatever you want, skippy. but people who use "thick" unironically are referring to a specific physique, one that differs from "fat," like it or not, agree or not.

your mom in her cumdumpster years

> a specific physique, one that differs from "fat,"

Not based on the pics posted ITT.

Only real Woman is thick woman rest are 12 years old boiz.

faggot

>Recovering Fatty.
>Go to in laws house.
>They compliment me on how much weight I've lost.
"You're getting thinner every time I see you!"
>It's been a week and a half since they've seen me.
>Sister in law points out that she can see the muscle separation in my forearms.
>She literally says "All the things in your forearms are getting bigger" because she didn't know the name of the muscle group.
>Other sister in law agrees and says that my wife must be happy.
>Wife pipes up and smiles.
Feels so wholesome.

she's very fuckable but with a knife fucking disgusting human whale

>>>\twitter\

I'd fuck her and pretend I never did

>all that warmth will never be on your face
just