Be Saturday night

>be Saturday night
>sitting in a Starbucks by myself
>see people outside dressed up to go out
>cute grills everywhere
>usually people in groups
>and here i am, just reading a book in a coffee shop
>tfw no friends
>no social skills to hit up a bar and talk to people by myself
how can i feel less pathetic?

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Just talk to people you autist. It's like lifting, the more you work out your social muscles the better they will be.

You're asking the wrong group of people, user

>Basing self worth on percieved happiness in others

Dealing with those deep rooted mental problems first senpai.

ding ding ding

Talking to people is really boring though

This. You gotta start somewhere. Join a book club, or some kind of coffee... club, or something.

Alcohol helps, but don't overdo it.

This is the third thread on this topic in one day. Does Veeky Forums attract nothing but depressed, socially anxious individuals who long for social contact?

Are you doing what you want to be doing? If you are then you don't have a problem if you're not you should stop doing what you're doing and start doing what you want to be doing.

>wheredoyouthinkyouare.jpg

Okay, first question. Do you actually want to go clubbing or drinking at bars? Or do you think you should be doing that because other people expect you to? Maybe you're more inclined to hang out with a smaller group of people and have interesting conversations over some drinks.

no it's not. you just have to work for the good stuff.

Some think that lifting fixes their social issues as well.

>no social skills to hit up a bar and talk to people by myself
that's really hard. Start easier by meetint people through hobbies or things like that, make friends first

Which book?

Talking to certain people is very boring. Sometimes you find there rare person who is on your level and it makes life much easier.

Mein kampf

You meet friends through joining groups and organizations. Similar interests always bring people together. I'd suggest attending your local NRA convention, Trump rally, or anti migrant protest for starters, they're all places where you can meet quality lifelong friends.

i mostly want to stop being a virgin

but learning social skills and getting friends would be cool too

I can't answer for that user but I want to fuck attractive women. Or just one attractive women consecutively.
I can fuck uggos, but why would I ever do that?

which other measures are there

That actually sounds pretty nice desu.

Maybe you should strive for balance in your life between solitary pursuits and social interactions.

Either way a man is what he makes himself so go talk to people if that's what you want right now.

Just be careful out there, don't fall into the trap of getting drunk and spending money to meet "friends" and lose women who are forgettable. I have a bro doing that and he's going down a dark path.

>Or just one attractive women consecutively. I can fuck uggos, but why would I ever do that?

Yep, this is me as well. Where do I meet a nice woman though? No clue.

it's the majority of Veeky Forums actually

>Starbucks
There's your problem.

You like books, join a book club.
It will be easy to talk to other people because you will all have read the same book that week and can share your thoughts.

only place open 24 hours

don't want to read at home right now

Who is she? Does she do porn?

Trust me op you don't want that trash in your life.

>this thread AGAIN
go back to

Underrated post.

>be saturday night
>my date cancelled on me
>eaten at least 80 starburst
>mfw my gains have left the building

why do you have pics of my cousin?

You're getting bleached chang, it's over. You may be able to drive our real estate prices higher but ywn out compete the BWC,

i've already fucked her m8 a few years ago. this is me and her, me before lifting and getting to 5/4/3/2 and becoming an olympic power lifter.

She's not even your girlfriend, it's just a date, and she's already become a gains goblin for you.

Now imagine if you actually had her in your life on a daily basis.

Women are a meme, gains goblins.


You guys only chase them for biologically reasons. No point going after women unless you actually want kids more than anything else in life.

someone post starting social routine

>be friday night
>gf complaining to her parents on skype
>gf won t let me go out with the boys to watch mcgregor-mayweather cause i need to be there for her
>missing delts day as well
>only salvation taking a shit so i can post on Veeky Forums
once you got one you can t wait to escape

>olympic powerlifter

You fucked your cousin?

this

if you had cousins that looked like that you would to m8 admit it.
you jelly? i go from snatch to squat position then do a few reps.

Seriously, I can give coping advice to autists but you really need to consult your local chad if you really want to be a normie.

This man knows the truth

Wish I realized
10 years ago...so much could have been accomplished instead

>if you had cousins that looked like that you would to m8 admit it.

I have qt christian, country girl cousins and no, that would be weird.

>weird

its only weird if you make it user. not like we're having kids.

Well you do you senpai (or should I say, you do your senpai). As long as it's consensual I guess there's no moral issues.

>neet for 5 years
>finally get a job
>wagecuck but alteast I'm getting my life on track
>excited for a fresh start
>fired in less than a week because don't have a personality for customer service

Oh boy, some people aren't meant for certain jobs. Don't feel bad, I'd rather work in a salt mine than do customer service. Try getting a job in landscaping or something where you just talk shit and banter with your bros. Use your extra money to go to community college and get out of there.

I'm literally in a highly active gay bar with a dancefloor and lights and shit like a 90s video

I'm not even gay, I'm just lonely and seek 'mires

Even though costumer service is torment I wanted it because I knew being forced to chat with people would help my autism. I wasn't even given a chance.

Why would you pick a job that requires solid social skills when you just came out of being NEET for 5 years?

ayyy lmao

Only thing available.

I understand but there are certain jobs where the qualifications are social skills. You can become a dentist without improving your social skills at all, but you can't become a salesmen without improving social skills.

What kind of jobs are available for you as someone with bad social skills and no qualifications?

Factory work? Labouring on construction site?

Dude let me tell you, I've worked customer service jobs before and they definitely painted my impression of humanity in a negative light. It'd be better for you to just get out of the house more and be social with coworkers. I understand the logic of shock therapy but if you're autistic and being thrown into an environment where your constantly assaulted for things that aren't your fault, you're going to get jaded quickly.

who do i talk to and how?

no one wants to speak to a stranger that can't lead an interesting conversation

especially when they are at a bar and already chatting with their friends and get interrupted

OP I see the same shit all of the time, though it looks nice and glamorous you've gotta remember that if they are in their 20s half of them are going out to get trashed and wake up the next morning remembering half the shit they did. I'm not saying that things like that can't be enjoyable, or that you shouldn't do them once in a while, but just be careful what you fish for.

I feel as though most of us here are operating on a different level (take that however you please) than most and I'll tell you that personally I've never gotten anything out of bars or nightclubs but ear ringing and occasionally a hangover (myfeethurt.jpg). None of that shit matters in terms of actually connecting with people and finding a quality qt.

If you just wanna bang hot skanks get tinder, otherwise you are going to have to wiggle your way into a group that has qts who aren't skanky, which will require you to, you know, talk to lots of different people.

Fuck it, I'll bite. Get any mires? How's the scene?

How can you allow you girlfriend to forbid you from doing something? Dude, get a backbone.

She isn't on her deathbed or facing some major crisis, you tell her big boxing match tonight going out with boys. That's it. Don't ask permission, tell her what you are doing.

Stop being afraid that she is going to withhold her pussy or break up with you.

>actually suggesting tinder
>thinking any hot girls go on tinder
>thinking anyone below the top 10% of guys on tinder get any sex at all on tinder

lel

>lonely, want to talk to people
>get annoyed when I do talk to people
>realize i hate talking to people
>rinse and repeat

Yeah, I'd rather just be a cynical edgelord

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I won't pretend to have ever actually used tinder, but at least around my UNI town that's what a lot of the guys I know use, with varying success. If the dude can't even talk to women, then I don't see how trying to pick up women outside of dating apps is really gonna help him.

>implying a lot of women don't have similar standards irl as they do on tinder

Who do I talk to? just walk up to randos and chat them up?
What do I even talk about? The only things I know are macros, workout techniques and anime

And you look beta af

It takes me usually an hour to figure out if a person is interesting or not.

Despite it being the largest known gay bar it's almost half straight women being obnoxious fag hags.

The dance floor is really swank and the communal body heat feels nice.

A few obnoxious drag queens and one or two cute trannies.

Shitty basic ass top 40 basic white bitch stacy music from 5-10 years ago. I'm wearing earplugs I'm not going to ruin my hearing for this.

One girl grabbed my ass, got up in my face and tried to tell me something about how hot I am but I couldn't hear her over the dance music and the earplugs.

This is a dumb thing to brag about because I know this is going nowhere, so no it's not bragging.

But most of the 'mires are from middle aged hairy chubby types.

that's how i feel but too bad it doesn't lead to getting laid for me

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>most of the 'mires are from middle aged hairy chubby types
Who gives a shit? If they are kinda good looking take them behind the dumpster and drop a load in 'em.

>tfw asian but way uglier
h-how tall are you?

Because I'm not into dudes and I'm not going to be sucking some silver fox's dick at his hotel room.

Gays have it easy, too bad I'm not gay.

anybody has source for OP's pic?

It's this cousin-fucker's cousin

so does she have a name / instagram?

How does one find out what they want to be doing?
All my life has been just going with it and I don't think I want to anymore.

Oh, thought you meant you were getting hit on by "almost half straight women being obnoxious fag hags"

God you are one stupid gullible motherfucker.

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sylvia

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so someone is not sharing names/sources for all of those...

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This desu

Are you really just figuring this out now?

Why would I make friends with smelly autists?

There is a french language practice group that I could attend but who knows what kind of crowd that draws

IG PLEEEEEASE

There's a shirtless guido doing his best Zyzz impression but with some extra twerking.

He looks like he's having a lot of fun

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bump

You're a fucking saint, thanks

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