Should I even bother with lifting

I legitimately feel bad for you man

good luck

Just be yourself bro!

Find a girl without a vagina.
youtube.com/watch?v=kxUJNXdCNGE

Become literally grey worm OP.

every great person has a chip on their shoulder, the question is just if you give up or use that hate for the world as fuel for your path.

napoleon and mayweather were manlets, hitler wasnt a good enough artist, valuev was a freakshow his entire life, brady was too weak and didnt have the arm to be a QB, Usain Bolt was too tall to be a short distance sprinter, Vardy was a factory worker and too old to make it in the Premier League...

who are you gonna be ? the guy that kills himself or the guy that uses his shortcomings to his advantage ? normal people dont have this burning desire and hate to be truly great...

Grey worm is a dyel.

can anybody help me please...
I have at 6in length 6 inch girth penis...
I don't know what size condom to get.
Anyone know please help :(
I don't know because my girth is big but length is not

Honestly if you're bi i would just date men.
If you're sure you couldn't then the only way for you to live a happy life is to realise that you will probably not have sex ever and stop pursuing girls overall.
Instead try achieving something you think would be fun wether it be 1/2/3/4 or writing a book.
Adoption is pretty much as far as you're gonna get unless the doctor would be willing to extract the sperm from your balls and then artificially put it in a womb.

>>Napoleon was a manlet
kill this normie meme pls

So just buy some and try them on?

lol sue her. Like actually.

Men can't share those picks without legal repercussions, women can't either.

I am sure there are plenty of laws that state what the damages are.

"my dick is small should i lift weights or not?"

ahahahahaha this is so fucking beta omg

"i wanna do X but my dick is small so i can't"

HAHAHAHAHA

THIS IS SO BETA I M LAUGHING OUT LOUD
HAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA

He was still a manlet by Veeky Forums standards.

How long is it?

user, people can be hateful and full of spite they will always find something to hurt you with and they will likely use this against you, lifting should not be about other people or what they say and do its about yourself, try and improve yourself and better than you were yesterday, regarding dick size, check out what adrianna chechik has to say.

youtube.com/watch?v=7NCZZl_cfVc

different girls/people will have different preferences and thats alright, but its not alright for you or others to see you as being less deserving of respect.

don't want to waste money :(

true, but who isn't?

LOL

Shaq is a manlet by Veeky Forums standards

lel his bf looks like a superman movie villain

...

Well enjoy getting a girl pregnant or not keeping a condom on because you didn't want to "waste money".

If you can't spare a few bucks for a one time cost to figure this out, you shouldn't be having sex. Even among similar sizes, different people have different shapes, firmness, preferences, etc.

try reading this by pic related

nylon.com/articles/porn-star-advice-kayden-kross-penis-size

and maybe watch this

youtube.com/watch?v=eKEMqnMU0co

Can you post your dick please? Sometimes I wonder if tiny dicks are more fun to suck on.

(you)

lmao shut the fuck up retard.Seriously though why are you doing this?

I want to see what it looks like so badly.

>not knowing until 18 she didn't have a vaginal opening

I'm confused how they didn't notice when she was born?

>6'2
>Big dick
>everyone knows i got a big dick
>girls scared of getting hurt by my big dick

So you do not get to fuck? What are you smug about?

Well, kill yourself, I guess. There's nothing we can do about it.

>at full mast?
Micropenis means that it's at most just the size of a normal penis head.

There is no fucking mast, it's literally a micropenis

>someone with a micropenis could get a gf
>and I'm a kissless virgin.

Get braced for incoming:
>Compensating for something, eh? *Giggle*
>Haha

>literally has no vagina or reproductive organs
>still has a Chad bf

Fuck it, I'm out. I hope I'm reborn as a girl next time.

being able to woo women has nothing to do with your penis

>that vocal frying fag voice
>chad

lmao

Just buy the three packs and try them. Way cheaper than knocking up some chick you don't know who she really is?

Show micropenis ?
I'm just curious bro
>no homo

I think she can have sex etc but it looks different on the inside like the structure

Yeah, I'm sure you look better than him, bro.

Maybe she gives good sloppy toppys. Or let's him fuck hookers.

I can guarantee you that there is some girl out there who wouldn't mind you having a micro penis. Maybe a girl that is asexual, or some girl that has vaginismus or something. Vaginismus is vaginal canal that is too tight for sex.

What you could do is to find some sort of vaginismus support forum, and tell them about your micropenis and maybe get in contact with one of these vaginismus girls and get a relationship going.

Maybe you one day even want to have babies, and then a doctor can easily take your sperm and inject it in her for you. I don't know if girls with vaginismus can give birth though, but cesarian is a possibility.

Just stop thinking about your penis, and start living your life, get a good personality and an interesting life with hobbies and joy and fun, and some girl out there is going to latch herself onto you. Remember that you have a healthy body, a healthy mind and many good years a head of you.

She said their sex life was non-existant, though maybe she's being a typical woman and thinks blowjobs "don't count".

Anal sex and blowjobs is still possible.

>her bf is getting head and anal like nothing else
>If they wanted to start a family he gets to bang her sister
>mad sympathy

lucky dude desu

Or anal...

Take it from a guy with a decent dick, skills outside of penetration work wonders, often out perform what I do with Willy for my gf.

Become an trap. it is the only scenario where the size of you penif doesn't matter

Still, imagine a dude being born without a dick. 0% chance of getting a gf.

Get swole for yourself. Screw everyone else.

It's better to just accept that dick size is gonna be a factor for people, but having confidence in yourself despite your peen shortage is a valuable hurdle for life that a lot of guys can't clear, even those with large dicks. People can think what they want, but you need to do this for yourself.

Get swole to beat the shit out of everyone who laughs. Who cares what people think if they're too afraid to say it desu.

Then he should train boxing or kickboxing. Lifting is a joke when it comes to fighting.

www.goodinbed.com/ebooks/

Learn other sexual skills.

>born with micro penis
lol

I wish my mother/sister in law would see my penis:(

>be this guy
>never had a girlfriend
>see a beautiful girl and ask her to be friends
>finally he asks her to be more than friends and she accepts
>its saturday night at pub
>bring her to his room
>imgoingtolosemyvirginity.jpg
>she gets naked
>find that she is one of the few women in the planet that hasnt a vagina
>tfw

it's not like they're gonna stick their finger in a baby to check if you can get in the vagina.. The opening is so small if the genitals and asshole look normal on inspection the doctor will look no further.

well guess it's gonna be anal everyday

??? when my daughter was born we all did

What

have a friend with baby dick syndrome and he always talks about it, even with girls he just meets he just puts that shit out there so it's known and there's never that moment of huge disappointment. seems to work for him, and he's forced to go into some other freaky shit to satisfy women. WHATEVER IT TAKES BRAH.

mmmm baby dick

what freaky shit?
what do the girls say when he brings it up?

>guy could easily get any girl he wanted
>still stays with this girl who has no vagina
Memes aside, that's honestly pretty heartwarming. I just wonder if she would stay if it were the other way around.

Am i the only one who thoguht that was Jim Carrey

I'd stay with her but honestly I'm against surgery to the genitals, it's the stuff of nightmares

Could just give her the ol' natty lickaroo for a blowie and some mutual masturbation

I'd like to think that I'd stay with her if I had already fallen in love with her. But who knows really. I suppose that only being able to have anal/oral with a beautiful girl you really love wouldn't be the worst thing in the world.

BUT SHE WAS DENYING HIM SEX AT ALL, SHE SAID SHE HAD NONEXISTANT SEX LIFE, NO BJS NO ANAL NO NOTHING

WHAT A FUCKING KEK

He HAS to be getting it on the side, and she has to be ok with that.

Calm yourself. It's his fault. Fuck him for perpetuating the pedestalization of women. If I found that out I'd be gone. He is just like all the thirsty betas who fuck fat chicks because they are available. She is the same as a morbidly obese chick with virtually no value, except it's a rare case of whatthefuck.jpg

She's lying, dude.

Aren't there surgeries to correct for this?

This

She would never admit on camera that she takes it up the Arse like a whore or blows him everyday

kek

5.9 inches

I'm about the same, 6.5 length 6 girth. The magnum thins work pretty good. But yeah our proportions are way off. Fuck circumcision I would be at least 7" without that shit

6.7 is the real cutoff for microdicks

You seem like a delight to be around

>dating a 5'1 QT
>she has light red hair, pale skin and orange eyes
>she's thin but still has a juicy ass
>can't wait to destroy her
>after one month I finally am alone with her in her house
>make out with her and undress her
>am about to stick my dick in her
>it wont fit
>go down on her
>put lube on my dick
>still wont fit
>turns out she has vaginism
>tfw had anal a couple of times with her then broke off

do u just keep the excess rolled up?
is snug?

This

Gimme dimensions my nigga. What's your size. Length/girth

Yeah you roll it down the base of ur dick right, so maybe an extra inch or so sits at the bottom. Not a big deal. Makes it a little tighter at the bottom but not right enough to cut blood flow. 10/10 would recommend.

There are also sites that do like custom sizes where u can enter in length and girth and they'll make one within 1/2 inch dimensions. Never tried them but I think u can order them off amazon

drelist.com/penile-enlargement-surgery/

Reminds me of my ex. She had vaginism, but refused to admit it. When fingering her she would accept 1 finger, but if I did 2 (or by god 3) she would instantly tighten her muscles and refuse me. We could have sex, even though it was painful for her at the start, later she became more relaxed and it was easier. She still always had a really high tension of the pelvic muscles so I couldn't last more than 5 minutes per round even though I've fucked girls for 45 minutes before.

Glad I broke up with her, it was always so annoying that like half the time we did it (long distance for a while, had to go through this cycle every time we were together again) would just be painful for her and she refused to even acknowledge the problem just saying 'my vagina is just too tight I can't help it'...

Maybe your dick was just too big

My dick is a bit above average though nothing extreme.
It was purely psychological, I mean my dick is about as thick in girth (maybe even a little thicker) as 3 fingers. But if I would try to put 2 fingers in her she would already scream it's painful (only as soon as she realised I was putting more than 1 inside).

This. Just let dudes fuck you in your ass op.

I bet she does anal like a champ though