Does your girlfriend support your gains by making decent meals?

I have no gf right now, and with the ex i was the one cooking since she was shit at it.

I still hold that the sexiest, most loving, most caring thing a woman can do is cook for her guy on her own valition. When you come home to a hot meal without having said a word that's how you know you've made it.

No that's what my [spoilersdon'tworkon/fit/]mom[/spoilersdon'tworkon/fit/] does.

Yes, my right hand makes all of my meals

Maybe tell her or cook yourself and also tell her instead of being a bitch

...

My wife is a lazy bitch with a bad back.

She doesn't do shit except play with her nipples and all to get fucked.

>le orginal leddit joke
What did his post even have to do with reddit?

What I would do for a qt gf who cooked and cleaned for me every day...

Your picture leaves out a lot of incest.

Fiance has taken on the hobby to find out and prepare fitness meals for both bulking and cutting. Like she'll get super excited when she finds a new recipe with good macros and she'll prepare it the next day. Life is good.

no shes a worthless cunt, but she works and sometimes pays for meal prep service.

i'll soon have your life faggot

>calls her pets her children
top kek

I assume that means you're gonna propose soon? Congratulations!

My wife is like this. Life is good.

>mudling chad
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>with the ex i was the one cooking since she was shit at it.

iktf, it's an abstract kind of feel.

Apparently my ex's new bf can't cook so they eat fucking burger king, pizza and oven tendies.

Bet she misses my dope ass carbonara now.

Contrary to most chicks around her my GF is absolutely crazy about meat and cooks amazing steaks and shit on a regular basis.
Gonna marry her. She loves sucuk as much as I do

Probably unfunny

I gave her a ultimatum to start cooking decent meals or she would gtfo
>tfw it worked

Why Asuka is not real? Why life has to be that bad

She is though.

> girlfriend

Is this from one of the movies?

Rebuild

>Implying I could get one
>Implying i'm Veeky Forums enough to get one that cares of cooking high protein meals for me

My gf is studying to be a doctor, her time is way too fucking important to fuck around in the kitchen. I make the food in my house, and she is happy to eat what I eat, never complains about it, so I take that as her support of my hobby.

No, she murders me by leaving

No, because it's not 1812 and I do a better job cooking than she does

She did.

worth watching?

>tfw dated girl while abroad
>She used to cook for me almost every day
>She cooked great
>Was smart and gorgeous to boot
God damn I miss her

>tfw broke up with gf yesterday

The world feels so cold and uncaring right now. I may have just thrown away the one person who genuinely cared about me.

No
She fucking eats like 3 spoon fulls of milo for dinner.
Fuck outta here woman

Giv Asuka gf

I'm about to do it in a week
She's incredibly attached to me

Anyone have the name of that white mexican girl that cosplays? She did an Asuka cosplay in the school uniform and it was stupid hot. She had thicc thighs

whyd she dump you faggot

She tries, but the high protein shit I eat is usually very easy to prepare and not very elaborate and tasty, so she's stuck with frying chicken instead of baking cakes or whatever would make her happy.

When the bulk comes, it will be her time.

>His gf cooks him all his meals

Gonna kms

Source on gif?
Asking for a friend

im preparing myself to be the one who cooks, because no woman i know outside my family knows how to cook.

I know 3 girls who brag about tehir cooking, but its this little delicate shit with no taste ads drips of sauce all over the plate like you see people do in those overpriced restaurants, shit was like 100g of food for a meal and tasted like cardboard, and I had to listlen the whole night about how its a asian sauce with afro-fuzed organic [some french work] they they serve at 10 star restaurants in belguim or some shit.

>your girlfriend

>tfw got first gf the other day
>things goin pretty good, already have rapport and sheit
>third date we try to fuck
>can't get it up
I'm still a virgin because every single fucking time I've tried to have sex with someone (8-9 times) I haven't been able to get it up. I don't even stress about it or get anxious, it just won't get it up. I want to fuck her so badly but it just won't work...
help me pls

Nofap and/or noporn my dude.

Also drink beforehand to relieve the anxiety. You're young so probably nothing's wrong with your body, you're just anxious about your first time (more so because you've failed before to get it up).

Have some beers and your anxiety will disappear. Just don't become dependent on it. After you've successfully fucked a few times being rock hard your anxiety will be manageable without drinking and finally disappear after you've normalized sex in your mind.

>GF

> Tfw no gf to squat with

Same dude, just to add some context the same thing happened to me when I first tried to have sex.

Now I can get it up almost always, unless I'm depressed or stressed out or something external.

Already been on nofap for 1 week and noporn for 3 months. 18 and I can barely get erections even on my own, I also don't wake up with boners anymore. Oh and I have trouble urinating. Do I have prostate cancer?

I checked that girl's twitter a few days back, apparently she has a piercing and tattoos now.

Guess im the first itt being outright sabotaged. My wife orders in constantly and fresh meat and veggies rot in our fridge if i dont make them. She is fat and often 'forgets' im trying to eat clean even though its beem over a year. Life is suffering amd requires a lot of mental discipline.

Leave her, wtf are you doing?

If you're here admitting basically that her presence in your life is a net negative it's time to fly free my brother.

I'm not a nofap enthusiast because noporn and not wanking 3 times a day does it for me, but they say the people that are truly fucked up usually need 90 days of strict nofap (no porn, no edge, no orgasm whatsoever even from sex, not even fantasizing) to recover, and there's testimony of people like you recovering after that time, so try that.

Like I said before, try treating your anxiety with alcohol, it's a good way to break the cycle (anxiety preventing you from getting in up causing you more anxiety).

If you've done these things and they don't work go to a doctor because it's probable you have some real problem.

PS: my erections have been better after having at least 1g per lb of bodyweight of protein daily. I was barely eating any protein before so I probably had a deficiency tho.

My ex-gf cooked on taste and kind of tried to encourage eating healthy but ate just as awfully as I did, so no, she didn't support my gains.

Current girl i'm chatting up preps her own meals and used to hardcore lift and take supplements, hopefully I get in there somewhere.

>i'm a great cook
>would almost certainly be better than a potential gf, hence I'd be the one cooking
>one less reason to get a gf
hmmmmm

>Coping this hard

no really

>Tell gf I don't cook much
>She starts talking about how much she loves cooking
>Tells me she'll cook for me
>She takes forever to make some mediocre dish
>Had no knife skills or general knowledge (ie don't flip the meat if it's sticking a little and shit like that)
>I get fed up
>One day make simple ass pasta dish for her in like 20 minutes with homemade sauce
>She thinks I'm a master chef

Thank fucking God my mom taught me to cook. I don't don't need to cook often, but at least when I do I can quickly made nutritious, tasty and cheap meals.
Honestly cooking is one of the most fundamental life skills, NEETs should be taught to cool before they're taught to lift or even get a job.

I dated a girl like that once. It was hard to keep up with the facade that she cooked well, and it eventually lead to arguments if I seemed unimpressed by her extremely dull cooking "skills". This bitch couldn't even make a grilled cheese sandwich.

baka

I'm sure it's a byproduct of the rest of their friends practically bragging about how bad they are at cooking. I honestly don't fucking understand why girls are proud of their lack of cooking skills. It's not cute or endearing.
At least guys have the sense to be a little embarassed if the only thing they can cook is cereal.

Where do u think you are

Most people simply pretend to fit in, just a tiny minority has never had a girlfriend before here.

>just a tiny minority has never had a girlfriend before here.

Most girls are terrible cooks. I like cooking my own food.

My exgf couldn't cook and hated to clean.

I didnt have the heart to tell her that was a big reason I broke up with her. I made up some other bs.

Why do so many girls not know how to cook or clean and yet expect a 10/10 guy who knows how to do all household stuff while she brings nothing to the table? How's that fair?

Thanks for reminding me that people actually have gf's.

I want dyel normies to leave.

mashallah, kizarkadasin nereli

I guess...its a wife not a gf and shes great in other ways were just not on this journey together. Is this what leaving humanity behind truly means?

just pretending r-right

Because of timing, I cook meals more often than her. Which is a good thing as I'm definitely the better cook. But she eats well and doesn't cook gross meals, so there's no real problem here. At worst she wants pizza or to go for brunch occasionally. Pretty easy to bounce back from that when it's not common.

My right hand makes a lot of good meals for me every day.

joke was already made and it wasn't any funnier the first time

haven't found a way to transfer food between dimensions sadly

I cook almost all the time when I'm single but I do it less and less when I have a bf. I don't want to be at home that often either anymore.

You are so right friendo

???

who are you answering

op.

but he didn't ask anything remotely close to that answer

thats your opinion. but ok, be a little bitch and go ahead and bitch about it.

op asked his peers here about their significant other and you came in here spewing irrelevant crap about your cooking habits and your gay boyfriend and how much you like going out which would marginally almost touch the topic if you put any effort into answering OP but it really doesn't because you said jack shit in those 2 sentences.

>oh so low test
now be a good boy, take off your pants and show us your boi puccy or gtfo

When do we gas these low IQ faggots?

I've posted about it before but

I usually bang my best friend and gym partner's gf after the gym with him, and she cooks for us later

It's pretty sweet so far.

tfw girlfriend lives in another dimension