Sexual Health General - /shg/

What does it mean when a girl squirms and yelps and says shit like "AHH NO TOO DEEP SOFTER SOFTER OUCH" as soon as you penetrate her? There was a lot of foreplay and she seemed really into it but as soon as sex started she seemed very uncomfortable so I just stopped. My dick is smaller than average, so scratch that theory.

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I've had two long term Gfs and both had this problem. Once you get it and get going then the fine, something about initial penetration that roughs em up, idk

>sex
>implying

>anal licking
>protein

wut

What's the deal with girls being too dry to enter, but then once you get going they're slip n slides

Is this a serious question?

had my best one recently just yesterday. cupped the balls in one hand, then lightly brushed the finger of that hand on the asshole.

bros, what have i been missing out on?

N-no?

She's not as wet when you enter - i.e. not as horny.

When you start plowing she's getting hornier and hornier and her pussy shit tons of lubricant for sex.

fucking idiot just rub her clit for like 2 seconds before you enter. not difficult

If you go raw for anal and you feel a slight but faint feeling in the tip of your head, you just got a urinal tract infection, get anti biotics fast to save time.

This. Stop skipping foreplay.

But I'm not...I finger her and she's wet, but then when I go in for the stick she dries up

The vagina is naturally wet, you twat.

When you finger her spread her wetness on the outside so it's easier to enter.

I think it's just because the wetness is usually more inside, so you're fingering a girl and you feel it, but when you go to insert your head hits the drier air-exposed bits first. If you make sure during foreplay to spread some of the wetness from in to out its easier, or just rub a little saliva on the tip real quick I've always found it slides in easier and then her natural lubrication will cover everything up nicely as you get going

Also, wear a condom you fucking idiot.

>hook up with a girl
>fuck her hard without a sweat
>cant orgasm without rubbing her clit

what the fuck ??

Or have her blow you right before putting it in. Alternatively you can get some spit on your hand and lube your cock up for easy entry that way
Source: done it like a thousand times; most girls don't appreciate a dry cock bangin at the gate

I found myself a nice long-term qt3.14 so have no STD worries, trust the birth control, and still usually pull-out.

The rest of you for the love of god use a condom.

lol yeah trust the birth control until she one day forgets to take it

I started working out for the first time in 3 weeks, last week. I had to stop because I had shoulder surgery and have been recovering. So anyways flash forward to this week and I literally cannot get hard in bed with my girl, I can't finish either. Idk what the fuck up

>he doesnt look at his precum under a microscope to see if he's one of the men that has semen in his precum

pure plebian. no bc or condom here and havent gotten her pregnant in 2 years of raw doggin it. learn to control your cocks dudes and youll never creampie her.

i dunno, the feeling of finishing inside a girl while wearing a condom kind of balances out having to pull out while barebacking.

reminder to enter your gf slowly, too fast is painful and makes em dry

cant feel shit with a condom on

this, most girls will do it themselves because it's unpleasent for them

poop my dude sometimes theres poop

the veins in your nuts are sore they lead right out of your leg, go check if thats where it is

Shit its unpleasant for the guy too; dry dick pushing on dry outer pussy = painful

Fucking vaglets man, my first time was completely ruined by one, no matter what I did she protested against any kind of motion that approached the definitions of hard fast or deep. I spent a long ass time revving the engine too, she was dripping wet when I was done with the fingerwork but I literally could not get it in past the tip (it gets wider just past that) and any attempt to push through was firstly stopped by her vaglet cavity and then by her being in pain. Ended up not even finishing and going to sleep, she didn't wanna succ and gave handjobs like she was trying to rip it off. I'm pretty big though, so glad to hear that it's truly just a vaglet problem.

>I'm pretty big though
Dicklet confirmed.

My dick is 7.2 inches long and got a circumference of 5.6
Do I have a small pee pee

I'd post a pic if that wasn't an instaban you cheeky cunt.

>7x6

fuck off dicklet

You're supposed to get her wet.
Fingerbang her for a while (gently, slowly on the clit) or whisper sexy shit in her ear for 20 minuted while groping (very tricky to come up with new shit if you don't do it a lot).
Girls take a lot longer to warm up than guys.

yeah thats like 20th percentile m8, you'll never please a girl with that, better git gud at that tongue game.

too small

my bf has a big cock and he measured it and told me its 9inch with 7 inch girth and I cum every time he fucks me

Some girls are just that way.
Some girls are the exact opposite.
It's not really your fault unless you are micro dik.

no homo, but...

but what user?

ITT: The blind leading the blind

Do escorts count?

I've slept with at least 30 of them.

worms are v.good protons user

>not fucking girls who have IUDs
>being scared of herpes

Pussy.

my gf just got on the pill and I can help but cum in like 3 minutes, how tf do i last longer
its no problem for her because she automatically orgasms whenever i do but I want to stretch it out so i get a good cardio workout

get neurocysticercosis

Try jacking off.

b-but worms are good for cutting

Here's a question for you.
I've had sex with two girls. Both of them stuck their tongue in my ear. It felt pretty fucking good, and I did it back to them. Later I was puzzled by it, as it was something I assumed would gross most people out.
How do you feel about it?

jesus christ brb shaving my asshole and bending over in front of a mirror

Try jacking off.

Where do you find good clean escorts user? I've been curious for a while now

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How to fix my penis Veeky Forums?
Will have sex for the first time real soon but i have a problem and it's that my Dinger is curved, not too much, like a boomerang maybe. Mini-me is 16 cm long when i make it straight with my hands but looks 14.8-ish when curved.
I want it to look as straight as possible within 2 weeks, what to do brahs?

Its basically a side effect of jacking off with your dominant hand, maybe jack off with your other hand for a while? Probably wont work

Plus all dudes have a slightly bent dong, dont worry about it, most people know it

i jack off 3 times a day even when i fuck her all night

holy shit bro stop being so fucking self conscious you sound like a woman

but id give my liver to be spitroasted between them

im not gay but theyre 10/10s so

Why does Chad #2 look like he has CGI abs

>im not gay but id let a man fuck my ass while I suck another man's cock

Not sex specifically because I'm a pathetic virgin but it's sex related

>have circumcised penis because american jew
>when i masturbate, it gets badly inflated and irritated
>using lotion makes it worse
>literally have to jerk off through my shorts and boxers with a glove to try to finish as soon as possible to limit the damage

its really unbelievable. even with an okay sized penis (7x5) i cant even have the pleasure of masturbation. i bet if i ever did have sex with a girl, which is unlikely, i wouldnt even be able to enjoy a handjob or blowjob because it would just cause irritation and pain. who knows maybe even sex will

an anus isn't really a sexual organ so getting fucked can hardly be called gay

Sucking a dick, can be argued to be gay, but, that's still up for debate. If you suck a dick, to suck that dick, it's not gay but if you do it because you love that man and you want to please him, I have bad news for you.

inflamed dude, not inflated

Ever tried actual lube or your own saliva you homo?

Who actually jerks off with lotion anymore? Do you guys masturbate so often you cant produce pre-cum anymore? ISHYDDT

Go NoFap for a week at a time bois or someshit

Every time I go to have sex with a grill I can't get hard, I then end up making excuses and not doing it. Panic. I get semi and I feel like a blowjob would get me all the way there but I feel like I should be hard by that point already and she will think it's weird. Also I'm usually wasted

How to boner?

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how do I get over the fact that my gf has had multiple partners before me?

circumcised too and ive used lots of things for lube

aloe vera gel, butter (lol), vaseline, spit, vagina wetness, lotion

vaseline prob the best and most discrete, and theres sex lubes you can buy but the other things I listed (except vag wetness) cause too much friction.

Performance anxiety is a vicious cycle. Go buy some viagra/cialis

The best solution is to have multiple partners yourself. If you are not in a situation to do that, you really just have to understand that she is choosing you over all else. In addition, compartmentalizing sex into a purely physical act will help (ex do not overhype it). It should be seen similar to kissing someone at a certain point.

>Also I'm usually wasted
Found the problem.

Fit so I've only had sex with hookers.
Is sex with regular girls really that much different?

they actually enjoy having sex with you

have you had multiple partners before her? its kinda hard toi tell you how to feel about a topic so touchy but if its something you honestly dont think u can get over then i can only see this ending up poorly. you'll carry on with a relationship harboring contempt towards her and possibly without her knowing if you don;t make it known.

but if ur just looking for a shitty answer jus try and realize shes human and youd most likely not give a dude shit for entering vajays on the regular

thanks, man. that makes a lot of sense and I think your last point is highly relevant for me. I spent around a decade as a NEET and have made sex into something way bigger than it really is.

I changed my dominant hand like 2 years ago and no, no changes.

There are still traces of my insecurities from highschcool

no, I have only had one partner before her, then got a chronic illness and spent years without being sexually active. her history isn't particularly noteworthy for her age (but she's 30, so there's obviously some history). I think the main problem is that I spent all these years as a NEET and feeling excluded, and now that I'm finally in a relationship I struggle with the idea that multiple people have fucked her. To me it's clearly not a moral issue that she has multiple partners, it just triggers a lot of my own scars and insecurities from the past. The good news is that we're able to talk about it and she's very supportive of my situation, so I think there's hope.

penis extenders do this, its what they're actually made for, has a bar each side of your penis and you just use two different length bars

Adults have sex with each other. Maybe take some time to grow the fuck up?

>Adults have sex with each other

hha no they dont thats just in tv and movies right guys

listen to seriously people do have sex with other people because not everyone is immediately looking for "the one."

Are Chads just boys that would have been male concubines in ancient times, that now work out?

Get Okamoto 004 condoms. Amazon has them. Literally the best condoms I've ever tried. I can cum with them on, can't with many others on.

I obviously realize this, but we all have some shit that we don't react to in a logical/rational way. It's a bit like telling someone with depression to stop being sad or telling an insecure person to just be confident. Obviously it's that logical choice and in the vast majority of cases we're able to do so (or we'd all be riddled with issues), but we all have some things where it's simply not that easy.

That's why they get called fuck boys...

Do they come in an above average size?

They're average size but very thin and stretchy. I have a fairly thick penis and they're once of the few brands that doesn't give me the red ring around the base, because they stretch so well.

I've also never broken one, despite them being thin.

They are expensive but god tier.

>Sucking a dick, can be argued to be gay, but, that's still up for debate

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