Tfw handsome

>handsome
>smart
>charming
>6 inch dick
>5"6

Eh 4/5 isn't too bad

Post face and body.

Funny how suddenly everyone on Veeky Forums is a 9/10.

>Feels great

until you wake up.....

Absolutely not gonna take pics to impress twinks on Veeky Forums lad, surely you can understand this

>Tfw handsome
>Tfw 5'9"
>balding
>charismatic
>average length but thicc dick
>incredibly short refractory period
I'm not a 10/10 by any means but I've never had a girl fuck me and not come back for more.

>tfw okay looking
>tfw good dick powers
>tfw smart cynical weird and have hobbies/talents/interests
>tfw recovered from drugs
>tfw still getting gangstalked
>tfw lifts suffer

I'll also add that I consider myself ugly/weird looking, in all sincerity. Plus not all girls like me. I suspect I have one of those weird faces that girls love or hate.

I am p. shredded tho

Yea I don't really have any problems with it, getting Veeky Forums helped quite a bit. Actually my voice seems to be what girls fawn over the most. I'm an older undergrad (24) and I never thought much of it, but I guess it's one of those overlooked traits.

>0/10 charisma
>4/10 face
>6" dick
>5'6"
>Very smart
S-surely girls will want to fuck me when they see my GPA, right?

John?

>tfw handsome but socially awkward
>girls want me until we start talking

>I own a 5 story mansion and have $12737382937 in my bank account
>no I won't prove it
>and I'll throw an insult at you for asking

Kek, sure thing bud

> handsome
> tall (6'1)
> getting muscular
> charismatic
> baby dick (5.5x4)
Kill me now

If being checked out is so unlikely to you that I've got to supply proof such that you'll believe it then I feel pretty sorry for you mate. This is one of the saddest, most pathetic posts I've seen lately, and not just because it was directed at me.

Leave the house more and get a haircut or something.

same breh

Post more of these!

Zyxx was that ugly from the side?! THERES HOPE

ITT
Elmer J Fudd, millionaire
I own a mansion and a yacht

>5'10
>handsome
>charismatic
>huge c o c k
>tfw no 2pl8 bench
>tfw tiny neck

>tfw all these things
>girls still don't want to be with you for more than 5 days

I guess you're not that charming then

>not one picture posted ITT

>>girls still don't want to be with you for more than 5 days

you need to be more than superficially charming... you need to have a good personality as well, faggot.

>tall as fuck
>lots of friends
>above average dick
>charismatic
>slightly overweight (not by much though

give me a few weeks boys, I'll have this shit sorted

> #
>Absolutely not gonna take pics to impress twinks on Veeky Forums lad, surely you can understand this
>not gonna take pics to impress
so why did you post your self perceived positive qualities in the first place?

really makes me think, you fucking retard

K good luck

hi

>tfw handsome
>go to japanese festival
>try out a kimono
>get asked if I'm a model
>feels good man

I'm only seeing 3/5 in that list

>tfw same, but a foot taller
Feels breddy gud mang

>0/10 charisma
>6/10 face
>6" dick
>5'9"
>Brainlet
>Rich

tfw no gf

Fuck, to contribute to the thread, why does anyone post in any thread big guy?

>2/10 charisma
>6-7/10 face
>8" benis
>6'4
>underachiever

i reckon charisma trumps almost everything when it comes to getting chicks

>tfw charming
>tfw 6'2''
>tfw ugly

Feels Decent, I guess

how big of a dick do you prefer?

6 is average. He implied it was a good trait to have, the point of this thread is to list your good and bad traits and he seemed to count it as good. Like saying 5'9" girls love it

>be from old wealth
>thinking you want some retards on here who idolize Rich Synthol to know what you look like

Yeah no thank you.

>3/10 face
>2/10 body
>4.75" dick
>5'11"
>no charisma
>can't hold conversation

>0-6/10 charisma
>6/10 face
>7inch long, 6inch thicc
>5'10''
>going back to college, got life back together

I can be charismatic and most people like me, I just have to be in a certain mood to even want to talk to people. Some days I just want to get up, get shit done and go home without stopping for chit-chat with anyone, which is incredibly difficult when you run into socialbros in pretty much any building or street on campus. If I get caught in a no talk mood it takes me a while to get going, I'll start out with one word answers like a robot. Hook ups happen almost exclusively when the girl comes and talks to me and flips her hair and shit and gives obvious signals, I'm at least unautistic enough to be able to pick up on those.

Anybody else just not like talking most of the time?

Seidlet

If you're from old wealth then your name is already known, retard. This is how I know you're not from old wealth, or any wealth

Ssame literally wtf

>indian
>5'2"
>5" penor
>balding
>pearly penile papules

JUST

>tfw autistic
>6'4
>handsome tho

Still gonna make it brehs

You all could better yourselves starting today, instead of posting about it in a Veeky Forums thread....

>white
>slightly above average face but nothing really special
>average height

could be worse i guess

> white
> 6'2"
> Attractive face

Get oneitises and volcel myself because I never approach anyone cause autism probly

>tfw average in all departments except one
>No personality

I'm not gonna make it boys

he had surgery and his side profile became perfect.

>tfw 6'1"
>tfw broad shoulder
>tfw good hair strong jaw
>tfw lean by nature
>tfw wristlet

>3/10 charisma
>0/10 face
>6" dick
>5'10"
>dumbass
>lower middle class

>tfw I decided to ditch the only girl I loved

>find a gf
>kinky as fuck, big tits but dumb as a rock
>I can do better
>dump the cunt
>I can't do better
>get the cunt back
>omg why did I ever dumped you
>mad kinky sex
>dumb as a rock is instantly back once I nut a few times
>ok hold on am I sure I can't do better?
>dump the cunt
>ok I'm sure now I can't do better
>get the cunt back
>mad kinky sex
>ok well let's enjoy this a bit more
>mad kinky sex
>user I am transferred for my job
>ok
>fin

>baby face
>6'0
>skinnyfat
>balding
>5.5" dick
JUST

Hey man, at least you're rich and 3 inches taller than me.

Pls be careful roger don't make mistakes twice

who here handsome and sperg?
getting my first phenibut to kick off the sperg-ness

Top kek.
Underrated.

Lol none of that is that bad

Whatever you say Elliot

nice trips pajeet

>broad shoulders
>wristlet

wat

Not the best picture cuz I don't care about lighting and it's 1 am here. Rate me fit

5'10 and 18 btw

Pls no bully

>indian
no need to list any further

Chipmunk/10

what an insecure faggot

>goes to see grandma at nursing home on Sunday
>lady comes to give grandma communion
>step out of room
>lady comes out and chats me up about my uni (go to one of best in world)
>step back in to room
>grandma tells me the lady told her that I was "very handsome"
>tfw only 18 yo and can't grow facial hair
>tfw grandma is the only living relative you have left

Cheers m8, now fuck off and give me a number

No Macdonald's for you

>0/10 face with no symmettry

at least I have a big frame.

What is your lookism checklist and how far are you into it?

>chin implant
Check
>braces
Not yet. Going to get invisible ones once I have 2k
>under-eye fillers
Not yet. Not sure if I want to do this before or after braces. I have visible blue veins and it looks really sunken
>improve jaw angle
While I am autistic I dont know the ideals for this shit. Going to try a little tren and see if that does the trick. Anyone know the autism angle so I can see where I stand?

>tfw handsome
>charismatic
>fit
>big dick
>6 feet
>speaking 5 languages
>working at a luxus German Automobil Industy
>sitting on a wheelchair

>tfw handsome but depressed
I'm a waste.

Kek you could be me.
I ditched my gf to play vidiyas

lmao just stand up dude

Was she born with roses in her eyes user?
Jokes aside I did the same thing 3 years ago and regret it till this day; guilt, self-loathing, etc. if you have any shot of getting her back or at least finding some sort of better closure than just breaking it off fucking do it, not doing the same is my singular regret in life thus far.

>good jawline
>ottermode
>dress well
>have never had to approach a girl, have had many girls cold approach me
>7 inch dick
>still a friendless virgin despite having been in a bed with a girl who had mutual interest

Life is suffering

I did this same shit when I was in high school. I literally have no idea why I dumped her. Then I felt terrible for the next 3 months. Never talked to her again. I've never been more confused at my own actions.

Kek

My parents passed away this past year when I was at my first year in uni. It sucks, it really sucks, you know?

I know I'm still one of the luckiest people in the world to be going to my uni while being tall and good looking. But I really miss my goddamn parents, especially my mom.

It's gonna hit me hard when everyone is moving in with the help of their parents and I'll be by myself.

And then I found out today from Doctor that my Grandma probably won't make it to Thanksgiving given her health.

I'm sorry for the boohoo rant, I am just very confused and lost and don't understand why God keep on taking everyone away from me in my family.

I just wish I could find older person to talk to and seek advice from. I just don't know how. All I know is I'm not seeing any damn shrink.

You know what to do

7.5/10

>pic related
for you

Not bad nohomo now stop posting pics guys lets get back to larping desu this is going to turn into a "What surgery should i get?" thread eventually

>be insanely good looking
>5'8 but it doesn't matter because i'm a gay bottom
>outlift hetero normies in the gym
>snatch what they're squatting
>do it in designer clothes with very light eyebrow makeup on

lol straightlets

yeah, i like it warm, then rise like a phonix... like a SuitX Exoskeleton Phoenix!

>Tfw so handsome and charming you have actually broken up marriages just by walking in a room.

True story

Ah i saw a porn with you the other day

wow nice. I'm not a marriage breaker but +when I'm standing at some place (for example waiting in a line) and a couple gets close to me the girl gets real close to me and starts making physical contact, playing with her hair etc. Happened several times.

he was ugly all around. disgusting kurd sand nigger with cocksucking lips

>be 6'4
>everyone assumes you have a big dick
>have extremely avg dick
>tfw

What is extremely average in this case?

>tfw handsome
>tfw 6'2"
>tfw zero charm at all
I just smile and rely on my looks to get me by