ITT post lifes simple pleasures

that was a fucking beautiful visual

you should write a book bro.

>Having your fingers in the twat of an orgasming woman

>waking up on your comfy pajamas feeling completely rested and going downstairs to make some hot chocolate to drink in the couch under the warm blankets while you hear and see the rain hitting the ground and then zapping to find some old simpsons episode you never saw

>a pint of ben&jerries after killing a pizza.

>that first sip of the day

>new PR

Cookie.

That first sip of coffee in the morning

>the way your skin tingles when she says she loves you

Laying in your bed like a starfish after 30 minutes of cardio

>put the chicken in the oven
>bakes perfectly all the way through
>tastes delicious

>cumming inside without condom

It's been almost one year and i've never felt anything as good, i also haven't pulled any other girl again, fuck...

The first breath you take after you walk into the gym. It feels like home.

>eye contact with a pretty girl
>she smiles

>user, do you have the...
>here it is, Sir

Jesus christ that is peak comfy is I've ever heard it. Patrician tase user, patrician taste.
I'd add:
>Soft thunder and loud wind

>working out in the gym on a rainy day
>walk out after your workout through the rain to your car

i love this feel

when you sit in a stuffy room and a little cold breeze flows through window blinds and surrounds you like a clean blanket

>when you get home and take off your shirt
>post-workout mirror mirin

when you read the forecast and it'll be storming soon

When a small animal comes up and chills with you for a while

I just recently discovered comercial oatmeal milk. It tastes so much better than both milk and oatmeal alone. Truly a gift from the heavens.

>rich piana and my steroid dealer die in the same fucking week

>that cozy feeling when you just dried off after a shower, following a hard day of work and lifting

>That first step out of the gym in the winter, as the cold air collides with your sweaty skin and you breathe in

das it maine

How long was your fast user?

also how long does food taste amazing after the fast? just the bite, meal?

>tfw first protein of the day
>tfw unflavored whey in water
>tfw drinking water n whey outside
>tfw hot summer sweat slips into whey
>tfw morning whey is electrolyte soup
>tfw first fap of the day
>tfw fapping into sweaty whey
>tfw drinking all the gains up
>tfw circle of life

I thought I was alone, I do this to my balls, shafts, backs of my knees, ass and arms

Fatty on the road to recovery here.

>going down a pants size
>scale shows you're below a certain weight that you used to be years ago

Agree

Honestly, this is the best feeling in the world, desu.

>you suddenly notice your arms are looking more muscular

When you lay down after eating a large meal and there's absolutely no noise and you can just drift off

>been a minute since you've looked at yourself shirtless, but completely aware of your staunch adherence to your diet and keeping some semblance of routine
>gingerly lift off your shirt, peek at the mirror
>see a body you can hardly connect to your face
>the relief and pride shooting through your veins
nothing compares except maybe
>playing vidja and watching movies with friends, drinking cold local beers you've actually earned, and passing out listening to them talk
you wake up mid morning with a blanket lazily draped about you, all your mates asleep in various places around the room
the lights are off, but the cloud's offer grayish light through the curtains easy on the eyes. it's raining softly, a breeze occasionally pressing the glass of the windowpane so it howls but very muted, distant; the rumble of thunder might well be an airplane passing above.
you brew a cup of coffee, hell, a whole pot
and turn on the television, quickly adjust the volume down as one of your friends shifts in his sleep; an old rerun of the x files is playing; you draw the covers up to your shoulders and lean back in the loveseat, the coffee too hot to drink but comfortably warm against your neck. it's not yet the afternoon, and you owe nothing

That feeling as you enter the sauna right after you hit near total exhaustion

Saunas are fucking phenomenal lads

shitposting

>Workout late at night after a long day of work
>Come back home
>Put my lazy clothes
>Get some pop-tarts
>Shut all of the lights off with nothing but the glow of my computer screen
>Shitpost on Veeky Forums while listening to some comfy vaporwave
Honestly no better feeling

If I had, like, my own private sauna, or at least guarantee no one else in there with me, it'd be grand

This so much

>on the bus today, crowded as all hell
>have to stand
>no biggie, grab one of the standing bars
>realize there is a qt on the bus as well, sitting a few seats down from where I'm standing
>immediately start to feel self conscious
>start looking at myself to make sure my flys up, chest doesn't look wierd
>notice my arm is actually massive compared to every other guy standing and holding a bar
>every other guy is skelly, mines got definition
>completely forgot about the girl, just fucking pumped at how proud I am that lifting is paying off

>The aching pain in the muscles after an intense workout
That soreness is the best feeling and it's why I keep lifting

This
Mild DOMS the next day is great. It's like lingering proof that you put the work in

Do you guys say it like yo gurt or yawgurt?

Opening a new tub of protein to find the scoop waiting for you at the top.

I work at Starbucks and get free drinks, so i make sure to add protein powder to every drink so i don't have to pay for protein powder anymore.

This. Perfection.

>see nephew
>Runs up to me hugs me and tells me he misses me

Man sometimes it feels in my heart

>the pinprick feeling I get on my skin when she touches my hand
>The smell and feel of cool autumn air
>The click on my jaw during a heavy lift
>the gentle little gasps she makes when we make love
>The quietness of snowfall
>the sound of a trainhorn somewhere in the distance
>when you get the feeling everything is going to be okay

TWO SCOOPS!?

Underrated

Watching shows like my 600 lb life.

>sneezing
>chips and coke for a meal (high on calories, tasty, and you don't have to cook or clean anything after you finish)
>when a girl glances at you
>when you pass by a girl and brush her ass with your hand "accidentally"

>Rancid lingering protein fart in the break station
>Making back to your desk and watching people walking by react to it like they just hit an invisible wall

>when it's chest day and your chest day hype song comes on your shuffled playlist
>when your gym crush follows you around the gym and finds she's just as autistic around other gymgoers as you are
>when your normie friends mire you
>when you're the biggest guy at the club
>first guinness poured from the tap on friday evening

>when you get to the pool and that girl is not only there and in your lane but she's also wearing a two piece

My 500g of greek yogurt i eat before sleeping. I love cutting.

...

I have sniffed heroin and cumming inside raw is better.

taking a poop after holding it in

>When you stretch and your back cracks and you kinda feel good after
>When you wipe your ass with enough toilet paper before it runs out
>When the gas in your tank is full
>When you find that music that you've been looking for for ages
>When you have a fridge full of food

>not shitting pre-workout
it's like you want to shit yourself during squats

>tfw after finishing a book

>DOMS
>sip of cold water after doing a hard run/bike workout
>that feeling of weakness after you pull through and avoid failing the last rep of a heavy set through sheer will
>new pr
>cute girl mires you
>tfw gf
>seeing that you actually look ok in the mirror
>tfw new Supps or protein

All that come to me off the top of My head

>haven't gotten laid since March

>reading bedtime stories to my kids
>fucking my wife after they fall asleep

I know that feel, bro

>Drinking coffee outside

Waking up to the feeling of my dog shoving his snout up my asscrack.

YES!! Fucking stuck in college dorm with a shower that doesn't come down so can't target my balls for that euphoria feeling. Only do it when I come home for the weekend and damn is it relaxing. Use it right after a nut too and you'll sleep well.

The first few gulps of cool water after working out under the hot summer sun for a while.

>smoking a cigarette after you get home from the gym
>finally getting laid after nofap and then masturbate when she falls asleep/leaves

>Tfw haven't since July last year

>chips and coke for a meal (high on calories, tasty, and you don't have to cook or clean anything after you finish)
This shit just makes me feel worse after. There's no reason to eat like that, those awful macros are good for nothing but fat gain

yes!

>discover a muscle is incredibly sore
>moving it really slowly and massaging it to feel the soft deep ache roll out of it

DELET

THE PUMP

>tfw haven't

bro anything on a rainy day
work on a rainy day
waking up on a rainy day and it's a day off and a rest day so you do some light stuff but mostly just get cozy and watch shitty cartoons
afternoon runs thru light rain

which albums do you like?
This is similar to something I like to do whenever I'm heading home after an amazing workout. You know one of those where youre absolutely and completely at peace with everything. Nothing could tick you off, not a single bad thought in mind. E
Eyes half closed with a lazy smile on your face.

These arent as common as I'd like them to be, but holy shit does that feel amazing.

>heading to my car after amazing workout
>plugging my phone into aux
>put on "You Are Already Dead"

>absolute content and acceptance

the first two so much.
And the last one. Perfection

>tfw you crop dust an entire bus in one go

>January 2015
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>walking past a qt and breathing in the sweet smelling air in her wake
>messaging a qt and seeing she at least read it before ignoring you
>make eye contact with a girl and she doesn't immediately look away
>girl gives you a backhanded compliment but you ignore the insulting part

Gotta be happy with what life gives you brehs.

Underrated

>it starts to rain just a little bit
>calmly walk home while everybody around you runs for shelter

>that first cigarette with your morning coffee

>smoking cigs

>The cool refreshing taste of an ice cold pepsi on a hot day
>sound of rain falling
>walking in the rain
>When she grabs you and pulls you closer when making love

>sleeping in newly changed bedclothes after taking a shower
>smelling cut grass or sawdust
>hearing rain hitting your roof