Ideal gf body thread

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>tfw no gf

Just me and my mommy, hanging out I got pretty hungry so I started to pout She asked if I was down ?for something yummy and I asked what and she said she'd give me her milkies! Yeah! Yeah! I drink them! I slurp them! I swallow them whole It makes mommy happy that her breasts are sore... More mommy! More!! 1 milkies, 2 milkies, 3 milkies, 4 I'm mommy's little baby and she's my candy store! She is so squishy!She makes me feel good! She fills me up like a mommy should!~

yikes

Shooped jessica nigri... SAD!

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I'd do the same desu

I'm about as Jewish as a McDonald's ham and cheese bagel, but I was in chemistry lecture sitting with a bunch of girls in hijabs taking about their "Palestine" key rings, which looked a lot like all of Israel to me.

Professor starts roll, and I'm like, "oh shit, this is about to get awkward." Great great grandpa left me with a Jewy surname.

I was the only person who got a first name only. Thanks professor!

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IU is literally perfect

not shopped. its fresh from her instagram

so cute in dream high :3

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Brappohoggu

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great

okay

disgusting

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t. low test

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T. Low test cuck

> "Palestine" key rings
is this like code for grenade pins or something?

gib!

modern cinderella

>he wouldn't fuck this 560+ lb landwhale goddess
Are you gay or something?

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I hate people who reply to every fucking picture with their two cents.

Who made you a member of the judges panel you cocksucker.

Thank you

who is she?

It takes a true man of taste to understand the importance of the midriff

the queen

low test nigger

damn that peachfuzz is hot

Kys pedo

Someone was selling keyrings shaped like Israel but in the colors of the Palestinian flag. I assume the profits were going to a terrorist organization like CAIR or SPLC.

This is the most muscle definition a woman should have. Anything beyond this is just gay.

Live, pedo. MOAR

Lean/petite, nice ass, small but perky/sensitive tits, kinky.

who's this penis pocket?

literal autism
'I enjoy making lists'

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I find this woman to be very attractive.

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if she doesn't have a thighgap then she's a fatty and you should feel bad

Sticc > Shit >>>>>>>>>>>> thicc

>wants a thigh gap and not a huge fat belly that spills out
Fucking homo. Is that because your dick is so small?

why the HECK is Marina NOT my gf yet?? ?

That's a man baby

Lol no, don't be delusional, my dude. She's cute and sings and also, pours tea.

Didn't know i had this fetish

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Nah, she's just Welsh.

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>shitskin
>Welsh
Nice try Schlomo

pls be in London

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T. only attracted to women and traps with average bf% and no fitness

Unbelievable taste, user.

You too. Forgot to click.

Gervin is that you?

The fit 2D girl with large breasts kind of body

how can anyone compete

she's great

>comparing a 3D whore to Chunners

thanks, im from /hr/ and /s/

I NEED MOAR

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>that FUCKING anterior pelvic tilt on the left
This is what happens when white girls are encouraged to imitate big booty dindu kuwheens n shieeet. Brutal posture-destruction as a substitute for an ass. Years ago I would have thought it hot, but thanks to Veeky Forums I can only see her shitty centaur-posture.

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skinny girls best girls

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THATS absolutely right user!

i call bullshit on her squatting 170 kg. needs video for proof

thank you hungry skeleton

Bretty good

>not having your upper body and lower body in different axes

not gonna make it

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Wonderful.