What's the male equivalent of being a pretty anorexic white girl?

something like this

literally me

That boot choice is... interesting

Tell us more about your 3d waifu.

I hate the chaps but love thigh boots so i'm torn. Oddly enough its hard to find pictures of her in boots. I guess they don't really suit taller women as well because they don't reach as far up their legs; pic related.

She's like the only skinny girl I find attractive

I like thigh highs too, but those leather ones just look kind of goofy and don't match her outfit.
The picture with the white sweater looks better. Also, I love tall women in boots. Just need to be the right size. People who think women over 6' shouldn't wear height adfing shoes need to kys themselves b t w

Being a femboy

She looks great you ape

Completely agree

I don't care if she's 6 foot I want her in fuck me heels even if it means she's taller than me.

I'm 6'2, I absolutely want her to be taller than me.

I find her autistic stroke-tier full toothed smiles incredibly endearing.

>tfw no tall awkward gf

pretty anorexic white boy

I like her huge awkward smile much more than Taylor's sociopath stuff.

They play nice dom/mean dom

Taylor whips you and makes you lick her boots while Karlie edges you and whispers that you're a good pet

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jebus, user
jebus

>Donald Duck
Karlie is actually super into Disney.
youtube.com/watch?v=2TwtX7egYLg

Karlie Kloss is the closest i've ever come from to having some autistic /r9k/ tier breakdown about never being able to be with her desu lads

God damn. That's fucking hot.

Tell us more. Favorite pics plus your origin story with her.

Kloss posting is simply the evolved form of taylor posting.

Pic rekated is my favourite klossy because she's just out and about shopping by herself and just looks CUTE

This is my 2nd favourite

>STEPPING ON THE BEACH

>Karlie and I have a mutual friend
>on the six degrees I'm only one degree away
KARLIE AND I ARE BASICALLY MARRIED NOW
OUTTA MY WAY 6TH DEGREE FUCKING SHITS

Being pretty anorexic white boy obviously.

I have the benefit of not having to worry about the final boss yet though (her influential jewish businessman husband)

Well I guess I know what i'm jerking it to this evening

Eh they don't live together and he let her date Taylor too. Maybe he's too old and uses cocaine so he has ED and I can swoop in.

which is your favorite of her vlogs-

I LOVE SKINNY GIRLS

wtf i love skinny girls now

Oh my

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Shes a bitch irl, n does sht for show, she also dates a lot,
She was a really good fuck though, but she never hit me up afterwards
Like her alphaness but not her

Legs for days

Legs into next week

So Kloss is an alpha Stacey?

what the fuck is this what nowadays men are into? her face is ugly, average at best

what's her shoe size? 14 us?

Dick status: muh

US 9 UK 7 EU 39-40

Her feet look huge on her though. I don't think she's as tall as she's listed; I'm 6'3 and have size 10 feet and they don't look as huge as hers on my frame. She's supposed to be 6'2.

This girl is anorectic? She's just tall and not obese. Fucking americans.

>edges you
good cop/bad cop
hnnng

Storytime!

She's definitely tall as hell. 6'2 doesn't seem like an exaggeration at all. Maybe she has a deal to publicly list her feet as smaller than they are; people make fun of footbeasts.

>having to buy specially made ballet boots for her freakish feet

You're asking a lot out of our fantasy fetish relationship, Karlie.

beggars can't be choosers

>ywn turn karlie kloss into a freakish 6'9" leather clad sub after locking her into a pair of ballet heels

Why live?

>Why live?
More Klossy vlogs. What are your favs?

I don't watch her vlogs desu lad

you're missing out

Boner pls stop

Wtf how can you autists like her? She has a bad case of man face.

Veeky Forums here. the most aesthetic anyone can look is anorexic.

as a /fitizen/ I must say though most females will be initially attracted to you if you are ana but will eventually be totally turned off by your weakness and frail physique.

You mean good sub/naughty brat
One follows rules and knows that any punishment you give her is for her own good; you care and want her to do good even if she needs an occasional spanking. The other is willful, disobeys the minute you turn your back, and constantly tries to manipulate as much attention as possible out of everything. But no matter what she does, you know that you're going to tie her up for orgasm denial, humiliation, and sadistically rough anal; a choke collar is never enough to keep her occupied long-term

I only know her as "that annoying bitch who spends 5 seconds before youtube videos telling me she just created her own website." Go fuck yourself bitch I'm not here for you.

If you don't used an ad blocker you deserve to have her bully you.

>tfw gf is 5'11 and weighs like 128 lbs
>dat dere blonde sorority girl

otter twink

Jelly af desu senpai

Looks like a fake tanned escort here. Unashamed to admit that I jerked it due to this image.

>You did WHAT with a picture of my big sister, user?

She was p cute in the one she posted yesterday giving a tour of her office :3

Young Klossy, best Klossy. Pic related is still my fav shoot she did.

Stroked my MAGNUM DONG to it

i-is there more

it was a pretty tame shoot user (she was 17). She just looked aesthetic as fuck in every shot.

You'd better give me a story with this claim, nigger. Also, pics?

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