High test thread

High test thread

Once, high test meant hourglass figures, now it's just code for fat bitches. I don't care, but why can't you guys just admit to yourselves you're chubby chasers?

Fucking best comment ive read all day.

That girl isn't fat though

if you think OPs picture is "fat" you need to kys

Prove how she isn't

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This is before she got fat

Can't tell whether I like or not.
The picture is kind of hot but in real life she probably is just fucking fat.

The one on the left

So got fat? Shame

Looks like she could be an offensive lineman in the NFL

Yes

>infinity weight dumbells

nice

Delicious

>what is BMI

How's Hurricane Harvey, guys?

>before she got fat
>before

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Chubby chasers leave

Jesus Christ why would you post that

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>girl in OP
>that face
>that chubby body
reddit needs to leave

This is not chubby wtf

tru test commin through

I never denied it. And I will gladly admit that the burgeoning number of "THICC" and "high-test" threads flooding most boards lately are keeping me awash in top-tier fap materiel. No regrets.

hnnnnnnnnnnng my dick

Would eat ass/10

bueno

>No gut
>Under 30% bf

Possible photoshop on the ass but, not fat. Also, there is no real "proving" it since taste in women is subjective and fat to one person may not be the same to someone else to a certain degree.

Real high test.

holy moly. you have good taste m-lord. spare a few more?

And no self-respect either.

>small tits
>no hips
>fridgemode gut
Fat
Post one where she isn't bending halfway over and arching her back

>Once, high test meant hourglass figures
It originally meant fat, then people changed it to wide hips and hourglass
I was here for the first threads it meant the guy dating the girl is so high test that he'd fuck anything and the pictures would have a skinny dyel with a fat girl, then a poster called high test saviour started creating threads of godlike hourglass women and that made high test seem like it meant hourglass to new posters

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>a poster called high test saviour started creating threads of godlike hourglass women and that made high test seem like it meant hourglass to new posters

Then go back to that. Christ.

ugly af

Truly hightest

No, why wouldn't you fuck a fat chick? Are you low test or something?

What does your gf look like?

Bro. That's the same person.

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I think user was generally implying the wrong use. not that OP's pic was fat.

Straight Outta Insulin

Here's your QB

You right now.

Got a 6/10 high test fwb.

She's Latina and lifts with me.

Only problem is her farts are outrageously smelly.

Pros:
Awesome cook (dat Peruvian)
Sucks my dick and swallows every time we link up. Think she has a cum fetish bc she comments on the taste and consistency when she's drunk
Tight pussy

Cons:
Farts randomly and thinks it's funny
Thickness increases every month it seems
Uses up all my toilet paper

She's pretty much your dream / no drama chick that knows the importance sucking dick and the power behind it.

Pretty much satisfies my blowjob fantasy and never gets old.

Peruvians are the ugliest latinas, fucking squat, ugly, big faced indians. If you are gonna go latina at least go for quality, not bargain brand.

>high quality
>latinas

I can't tell if I have high test or if I'm desperate

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Sounds pretty good except for the whole farting thing. That's straight up disgusting.

I live in a city and I have a new FWB every few weeks, and they're almost always thick Mexican 6/10's. Chubby Mexicans love white guys so it's like shooting fish in a barrel. I get to fuck and dump them and they get to fuck a Veeky Forums white guy so we both get what we want.

>problem
>her farts are outrageously smelly
Choose one

Elite athlete

MAXIMUM HNNNGGGGGG

This is objectively wrong. Delet pls

In no part of that post is written the word "high" you imbecile

So I might have just committed to eating my gf's ass out. What am I in for?

point still stands
>quality
>latinas

>he's never eaten ass before

You gay son?

Eating ass is awesome, it's like eating pussy but the girl goes even more fucking nuts for it

I'm a WHALE chaser. Get it right.
If you wouldn't fuck this 578lb land WHALE, you are gay.

I agree user, but when I said go for quality I meant go for the highest quality of latina you can get, peruvian and bolivian being bottom of the barrel, perhaps only surpassed in ugliness by pardos in brazil.

Eating ass and pussy is fucking nasty. My gf wants me to lick her pussy, but that is never going to happen. Fucking nasty.

nice

And you're a fucking zoophile

I will never understand this dainty borderline gay mentality. It reeks of closet homosexualism.

>I like pussy
>b-but I also *don't* like pussy!

Faggot

Wew, thats good. I've never been with a girl that wanted it before.

I like having my dick in pussy and my fingers in pussy, but I'm not having my mouth inside a wet hole from where she pisses or shits.

generally I am against doing what you don't like to do.

but one day you will meet a girl with the most perfect pure juicy puffy pussy and you will salivate like a dog.

Until then keep it how u like it.

>Vaginas are disgusting
I have news for you user

fugg natural thicky

Yeah I guess some pussy looks disgusting, like with protruding flaps or whatever. But sometimes pussy looks fucking great, and looking at a girl's big titties flop around while you lick her clit feels good man

Fucking A+ taste my man

Tfw making my gf thicc and high test with powerlifting.

My gfs pussy is an innie, no shit hanging out. Still not sticking my mouth down there. I'd rather look at her beautiful face or body than a wet hole.

patrician taste

>getting off to gaping orifices

disgusting

The next redpill is clothed porn

I love seeing lowtest girls for comparison. Anyone got more?

Whats her butthole look like?

Can this myth die already?

How'd you convince your gf to lift with you?
Asking for a f-friend...

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>Fat bitch with terrible diet

Bet her pussy smells like hotdog water and tastes like battery acid

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this dog got me ready to risk it all..

That's a man baby, look at the upper body, shoulders as wide as fucking hips.

>people on Veeky Forums of all places are proud of dating rhinos like this

>belly piercing

Safe

belly piercing, tattoo

safe

tattoo

dyke colored degenerate hair

belly piercing

tattoo

safe

extra safe

belly piecing, tattoos, tramp stamp

Insufficient data for a meaningful answer

amen brother

Need them mesomorph Cambodian genes for my kids.

>gain 10~ kgs of lean mass
>starting to like short thiccies more and more
>used to like skeletons near my height (6'2")

I think you people did this to me. Thank you.

I told her form the beginning of our relationship that if she got fat I'd dump her

Love has made me blind

>your answers
>no gf
really makes you think

>doesn't like fatties
You gay lad?

>Rate safe and unsafe women
>Some of them are the exact same person with different answers

So what exactly was the purpose of this?

Pic related you said she was "safe" in one and "had piercings" in another although there were none visible.

i know
i'm saying she is unattractive

The fight is over. This woman is full of oestrogen, ready to be bred by a high test male. Look at the hip to waist ratio jesus christ

B R E H S

Because of her non-existent piercings or because of your subjective taste in women?