>Female PTs

There is this female PT at my gym. Her existence annoys the fuck out of me.

Her whole body is all fucking fake, its all plastic.

>eyelocks lifted
>nosejob
>botox forehead
>botox lips
>fake hair
>chin job
>boob job
>fat removal on her tummy 100%
>ass fat injections

How is that a good impression to let someone train you that hasn't worked for that body at all?
she wasnt working at that time and worked out instead, asked me if she could take the bench, i was done so I said sure.

She first started with the barbell only

>"ok shes probably just warming up"

Now its time for a "real lift"

>she puts on 2.5kg on each side
>shes exhausted after 5 reps

HOW THE FUCK IS SHE ALLOWED TO BE A PT? HOLY SHIT. These standard are so fucking horrible.

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kek u're jelly

>expecting commercial gym to give a shit who trains their clients

you won't lose weight with all that jelly.

Are you a woman?

No, what does it have to do with it?

you sound like a woman

I want that girl to fart in my mouth tbqh

Serious question....: do you really need a PT? Can you just ask a buddy for tips?

>so many times on this board.....anybody has the sauce of this goddess?

I'd fuck her. What's your point OP?

i concur with this sentiment.

I dont have a fag PT, who needs that. Im just annoying that these people exist.

The girl is STPeach

>what is google image search

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nice fucking link retard

OP WANTS TO DICK HER, BUT IS TOO AUTISTIC, SO HE PUTS HIS FRUSTRATION OUT FOR US TO SEE

agree

other bishes envy her
chad fucks her

what more can I gurl want?

PT's are paid company for the intimidated and clueless. What do you expect OP?

she only farts in the mouths of chubby rich asian kids

And here I was thinking there are no girls on the Internet

>female PT at my gym
>smol as fuck, maybe 1.40 m
>fairly cute
>clearly roided at some point
>look her up online
>national BB champion for five years, roided pics of her are impressive
>face and voice is still feminine
i want to fuck her so bad lads

...

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPP

Give link.....for researching.

>Mum bought me some PT sessions at a powerlifting Gym near me
>I'm super averse to PTs cause muh autism and she knows this
>Look into the Gym, the PTs are all competitive state power lifters
Would this actually be worth it to get my form perfected for current lifts? I have 6 sessions to burn, but I honestly don't want to go.

hehehehehhehehhehehehehehdhshshdhhdhdhehhehehehe le science porn meme, get it? get it? hehehehhehehehehehee so funyy
>>>/r*ddit/

Personal trainers are a meme that fat boomer fucks fall for because they can't use the internet

If a young man asked for a personal trainer they will look at you like you're a special needs child because literally the only people who need constant attention to motivate them and prevent injury are 50 something spoiled brats that had everything in life handed to them out of highschool

The irony is they will call this generation spoiled.

>This is now a boomer hate thread

Do it to show you're mom that you aren't the worthless cunt she sees you as.


Aside from that, yeah PTs are worthless. They get paid to exercise and stand around the gym looking pretty.

i ask pt's to check my form all the time

your theory btfo

>bring in a Barbie doll to attract more male gymgoers
>PTs are so useless that one more useless PT is like taking a piss in an ocean of piss at this point
Simple. Besides, female fitness on social media is basically hot chicks and models who couldn't land actual shots so they took up """fitness""" instead. Some of it is just borderline porn at this point

Gee OP you sure know a lot about this so-called fake-ass PT, I think you want to make babies with her, LOL

Was talking to a PT who's a distance runner; he competes in triathalons and the like. Smart guy when it came to fitness, but he found out pretty quickly in college he had no hope of working as a gym PT when some guy he was supposed to train laughed in his face.

I got 4 free sessions at Golds when I signed up for a year. Been lifting for years so I figured I don't need them. Then realized im going to get 4 different hoties to "train" me. Except my goal was to hit on them all. Unfortunately I got no where with them all. Dem feels brah.

A pretty face, a desireable level of ass fat and nice hair are all down to genetics. Fat loss is the only thing on your list that a person CAN work for.

Who wouldn't want to make babies with women who care about how they look

why the fuck do you care lol

in what way does her lifting baby weights affect your life other than the fact you autistically watch her? why dont you just concentrate on yourself and not worry about what others are doing?

you are the cancer

Alright I know evpsych isn't falsifiable but I'm gonna stay as general as possible and use it to make some of my arguments. Hopefully it stays "common sense" and doesn't require any "evidence."

Argument:
If you fuck a girl with ass implants you're getting at least a little fooled.

You're basically one of these beetles:

youtube.com/watch?v=VKdP0ifBqi8

Dudes are attracted to chicks with big asses and tits because actual big asses and tits imply that she's less likely to die during childbirth, meaning that we could rinse and repeat and impregnate her a few times. That's really sexy to caveman you, so modern world you pops a boner when he sees pics of chicks like that on an anime forum.

But some women have figured out what guys like and have utilized modern surgical techniques to actually trick men into finding them attractive. I'm not saying she's not hot, I'm saying the fundamental basis of your attraction to her (meaning the big ass and tits) is a falsification. You're attracted to a lie.

It's not that big of a deal, I would never rant about it except on Veeky Forums, but I do judge dudes who waste energy pursuing and trying to fuck chicks with plastic surgery. Also they tend to be damaged, like, on the inside. Look up the increased suicide rate for women with breast implants its a pretty reliable marker.

So if you see your sexual conquest as an extension of something historical or an ode to your manhood I think you should keep it to the natural thickies and healthy looking chicks and dodge the surgerie'd out bimbos as best you can. OR don't and just be real with yourself about how it's an illusion.

Which is fine, no judgment, except actually a little bit of judgment from me.

Yeah but she's getting sex every week and you're not

I dunno about you guys but I think it's really hot when a woman goes full-on bimbo. It's like they're admitting they're just a warm piece of meat with some wet holes for me to stick my dick into, always nice when women understand their role in life

lol women literally have to be mentally retarded to not get sex.

Newsflash: PTs aren't there to make you physically better. They're there to make you feel better.

The people who use PTs just want to feel good about themselves. Half of them just enjoy chatting. They don't actually want to put effort in.

You wouldn't last long as a PT if you actually made someone do a routine at an intensity that had results

This.
The important thing for PTs is client retention, and the average person freaks out about doms, so you take it easy with them, just do enough to keep them healthy, and hope they stick to their diets.
Occasionally you'll have someone who is training for a specific goal, or actually wants to be wrecked, but you need to make sure they actually do want to hobble out after their session, or if they're trying to appear tough.
if it's "gurl stronk" ego shit, do the same as above, but yell and blow smoke up their ass about how hard they're lifting.

t. A professional paid gym buddy and spotter

Was her form shit too?
I don't care if she was lifting 25kg or 250kg, if she wasn't doing it right, she's a shit PT.
If she was, then she's just weak.

Are you fucking serious? Go you stupid slut and stop using """"autism"""" as an easy get out from situations that challenge you

>obese guy at gym yesterday
>with his PT
>bench press
>he's not even lowering the bar to his chest, there's several inches between the bottom of his movement and his chest
>PT doesn't say anything and lets him continue