So today I got a written warning from my boss telling me to stop bringing my food because it makes people not wanting to eat with me. A co-worker told me he gagged once as well.
They don't understand macros I think... What do I do? I want to keep eating my food.
Macros: 103g protein 14,6g carbs 66g fats
I take 12 whole eggs, 140g tuna, and 25g strawberry-jam and mix it together then microwave it for 6 minutes. it's really good because the jam makes it taste sweet. Also it's cheap
What do I do brahs?
Jaxon Hernandez
Consider the following: kys
Ayden Diaz
Eat by yourself, in the bathroom.
Logan Gutierrez
ewwww wtf is wrong with you
Gavin Lee
That's pretty disgusting, I would agree with your coworkers.
I think you're mentally challenged. I eat maybe $2 a day total, but I pretty much only eat rice and beans, with some flax seeds and spices and herbs every now and then. Also fruit smoothies. Been doing this for several years already and it's amazing. Surprised people spend more money on food than they need to.
Daniel Parker
i feel with you though
Jaxon Myers
It does sound pretty nasty .... maybe eat something different during work?
Angel Watson
you never microwave fish in an office, i thought everyone knew this.
Elijah Lopez
just add milk and turn it into a shake. then gulp it down in 5 seconds so you don't have to gross out your coworkers. ez gg
Gabriel Collins
Cover it in bread ball Also stop cooking fish in office. The smell is
Chase Roberts
If you're in the US just keep the letter and sue for discrimination if they ever fire you.
Carson Rodriguez
Sue your boss and company for discrimination Go big, on twitter and huff post Company will shit their pants, fire boss and settle with you for millions
Austin King
Just don't microwave it. Or fucking do it at home and eat it room temp at work.
Camden Anderson
How? I need to start spending that little..im moving out
Nathan Martin
Pajeets can eat their nasty shit but toucant eat your nasty shit? Keep letter sue if fired
Carson Gutierrez
This, what the fuck is wrong with you OP
Ryder Richardson
Veeky Forums dietitian here, how are your shits and hows your metabolism? Unless you want to shit out a good portion of your macros, I'd suggest adding some fiber.
Brandon Mitchell
FUCKKKK thats disgusting man, please stop eating that horrible stuff. Listen all you need is bread and butter, potatoes, rice with omlette. Also biscuites with milk for tea time.
Jeremiah Johnson
THIS
James Cook
eggs = $5 g tuna = $5
where the fuck do you live? Venezuela?
David Moore
if they fire you, get a jewish lawyer to sue them for millions and then put all that into crypto and HODL. you'll be on the moon with two lambos strapped under your foot in no time. you're going to bake it brah.
Isaiah Nguyen
>12 whole eggs Veeky Forums diet in a nutshell desu
Robert Cruz
Stop eating eggs, they crush baby chicks to death at birth if they aren't male. It's sickening
Robert Johnson
Aren't female*
Lucas Lee
Wtf I hate eggs now
Aaron Roberts
>103g Autism >14,6g Virgin >66g Assburgers
Isaiah Baker
you ain't making gainz eating that granola shit.
Cameron Torres
This is the type of shit that made me aggressively go into this market, just so i don't have to be a wage slave to these filthy corporate shills anymore
Thomas Price
T-take a picture of it. Six minutes in the microwave is a pretty long time too. It would be like a solid cake because of the eggs but it would be blood red because of the jam and it would have bits of fish sticking out of it.
James Martinez
lol
Josiah Jones
Eggs don't have crushed baby chicks in them, dumbass. You eat the unfertilized ones.
Hudson Cox
fucking hell this image always looks like he's pushing the fork under his chin
Joshua Lewis
pft i live in venezuela and i can buy 122 eggs with $5
also i probably could eat in a nice place every day with 2$
Anthony Bell
They don't crush em retard, they shred em. Seems a pretty humane killing method since it's over in .2 seconds for those chicks.
Justin Flores
>So today I got a written warning from my boss telling me to stop bringing my food because it makes people not wanting to eat with me. A co-worker told me he gagged once as well. >They don't understand macros I think... What do I do? I want to keep eating my food. >Macros: >103g protein >14,6g carbs >66g fats >I take 12 whole eggs, 140g tuna, and 25g strawberry-jam and mix it together then microwave it for 6 minutes. it's really good because the jam makes it taste sweet. Also it's cheap >What do I do brahs?
1.) You shouldn't have gotten a written warning for this. Your boss should have had just a quick 3 minute conversation with you explaining the situation.
2.) When things don't go your way, you have to adapt. It's not about right or wrong, it's about continuing to get a paycheck.
3.) Lay low for a month, then look for a way to use the company rules against your coworkers. It will be hard for your boss to argue with anything you present against them if it is a violation of the rules.
Good luck OP.
Jonathan Lopez
Have a (you) kek
Asher Powell
Strawberry jam and tuna thats a legit combo Will try
Robert Ortiz
You mix.... Tuna with strawberry jam in a blender?
Camden Lewis
you probably look like a facially asymmetrical subhuman incel
just the thought of your disgusting meal and the filth eating it (you) was enough to make me avoid eating breakfast just now.
Isaac Hernandez
>12 whole eggs, 140g tuna, and 25g strawberry-jam I like your style.
Ian Gonzalez
>I take 12 whole eggs, 140g tuna, and 25g strawberry-jam and mix it together then microwave it for 6 minutes.
Hahahaha! I know this is bait, but it still made me laugh. Nobody, even on Veeky Forums, is THAT autistic.
>Microwaving fish AND eggs for six minutes at work >microwave fish and eggs for 360 seconds >THREE HUNDRED SIXTY FOOKIN SECONDS >and cover it with jam >at work
Nathaniel Green
>venezuela >buy What? But I thought ownership is considered theft by comrades and nobody has to buy anything because their fellow comrades share with them everything they need.
Wyatt Fisher
People that microwave fish need to sudoku
Adam Moore
Holy fucking diabetes
Thomas Jones
>14,6g carbs what are you a girl
Samuel Clark
Six minutes isn't 360 seconds idiot
Jaxon Perry
Make food at home and put it in a non see-through package. Eat from package. Problem solved.
Landon Kelly
fucking 'murricans with their shitty 'sue everything' culture
Eli Morales
Thnx for the (you) sweetie
Jeremiah Brown
Do you also shill /pol/ for lefty shit? I've noticed a lot of those people calling others sweetie lately. Get out.
Samuel Watson
Yes, it is you dumb shit eating pajeet
Luke Adams
what's wrong with you? I want to vomit now
Grayson Bennett
Holy shit dude are you fucking kidding me?
Like I genuinely hope this is a joke or a roleplay or something.
Because if you don't understand why that is so off-putting, you are very socially oblivious.