Fuck you Veeky Forums

Look at those hands...
You fucked a post-op male, you dingus

>being so unfit that a girl is in better shape than you
Damn dude

>implying

It's a bonus if they fuck dogs

>brrraaappphog
fek ded

You gotta be a dyel if that woman put you to shame.

>only going to fuck braphogs because of callouses and bacne

Braphogs smell because they cant wipe properly, braphogs are still capable of having acne and not just on the back. Among other things braphogs are

I'm telling you the pics don't do her muscle development justice. She looks pretty hot in the pics but in person she's way more defined.

who gives a shit about definition shes still small. id recommend getting bigger user

No she's small as fuck. I had at least 10 inches in height on her (6'2 master race). But the level of definition she had was insane. I'm trying to find her Facebook/Instagram.

>backne
fuck, i would have barfed on her
...and kept fucking

Tfw bacne and know its disgusting but it wont go away how hard i try

after working out I take cold showers now, and I don't know if it's a placebo effect or not but it seems to have reduced it

>this
>Big

Get off my board, you dyel shitter.

Dude you can look at her hands and tell she's manly as fuck.

>Dude you can look at her hands and tell she was a man
You fucked a tranny. Hope you wore a condom, they are full of diseases.

>from the back the body outline looked like I was fucking a man
>implying that's a bad thing

So she was more defined good for her shes doing something awesome and excellence scares you. Enjoy your mediocre life with your fat diabetic woman

but how big was the clit?

I'm not putting her down at all, in fact it was extremely impressive at how developed she was. But that doesn't mean my dick liked it, if anything she seemed like she could be a cool gym-partner not someone to fuck.

Don't worry about fucking dudes OP. as long as you fuck more girls thn guys youre still straight.

Enjoy your genetically inferior children. We still need trashmen in the future

>clit

You mean dick?

You're literally gay

*your

You just know...

>those hands
shouldve known my friend

That doesn't mean (((she))) was big, faggot.

How about you fuck natty Veeky Forums girls instead of going for those on anavar?

>this is my dream

No natty for girls are nasty too because they are too tight and firm.

Uhm, is there any chance you accidently fucked Matt Kroc OP?

So are you saying a manlet who has huge amounts of muscle can't be big simply because he's short?

I fucked a girl once that had wide shoulders and small hips. Just pretended she was a gymnast.

Dated a weight lifting girl once. She had a pretty nice ass but I hated the callouses on her hands, especially if she touched my dick.

Does Veeky Forums only mean in-season bikini competitor to you or something? Usually women will still be somewhat soft.

I literally just asked my bf whether my hands are too rough because of this post. Apparently I'm in the clear.

Jewish. You'll likely be walking into a trap.

Tbh you must be DYEL as fuck because she doesn't look that muscular at all. There are more ripped women at my powerlifting gym, several.

>women
>powerlifters

May as well be men m8

>qt

Dear diary

>bacne
gross

Askhenazi, jew is not a race, dumbecile

Some of the hottest women in the world are powerlifters.

>she sat there for 20 minutes autisticly telling me her routine and diet.
This sounds like the ideal woman for Veeky Forums

Yea op, you shoulda stole the dog, he's a cutie

>not going missionary so you can cum on her abs

what a fag

If my current GF had them I'd probably be fine with it. I just wasn't that attracted to the old one so it was a bit of a turnoff.

>"men" that aren't used to feeling a callused hand

do they have personalized velvet-lined gloves for lifting? lmao

Obviously. Look at GnomeDestiny.

Nigga get on my level

...

do you want to know how i know that your gay ya know?

She's hot, but what the fuck, 989 photos?

>bf

Doesnt say no homo?

Nigga you gay

Lol at you,noob
I know girls that have 1000s

Veeky Forums girls are the most attention whoring beings on the planet.

Women in general are. I've seen fatties with thousands of pics

I thought op was just small by saying her biceps put his to shame but looking at this picture I don't think it's that bad

The worst part was when her balls touched yours

that booty looks nice, dgaf about arms/abs wtf is wrong with you

>yfw no autistic fit girl telling you her routine before fucking

i fucked a roided out brazilian hooker once for what it's worth. She had a huge clit.

Worst lay of my life, couldn't even nut from fucking her loose pussy. And i'm 8x6. Still furiously jerked off to cum on her

Wouldn't even let me hit it from the back. Lik what the fuck was that about.
Ive paid for hookers 3 times, twice to fuck, once for a handjob.

Really, it sucked all three times. Fucking normal sluts is much better. Even if you have to go out and talk to them n shit

Why the fuck would you pay for a handjob? Every hj I get so far was way worse than my own and sucked

My gf has a female dog. What dis mean?

>Starting to get callouses on my smooth babby hands
Should I be worried Veeky Forums? I'm a guy btw.

>Girls that have dogs either fuck them or have personality disorders.

This is definitely up there with the most retarded things I read on Veeky Forums

>faked a nut
how

the secret is to jerk yourself 70-80 % to splooging and then let your girl just kinda rub you and squeeze it. Your legs will be shaking after dude

HAHAHA I CAN RELATE TO HER

It means don't listen to Veeky Forums

said no one ever

Someone post the greentext about that user who found out about his gf fucking her dog

Wtf pls for science

Nevermind. Found it myself
I had it wrong. She told him about it

What the actual fuck, sounds so incoherent it might be real.

post abs

Do sterons make grils have meaty pussys?

I'm calling BS. The OP image looks like a DYEL. OP you are smalltime

OP here, she had a foam roller in her room, a little tray of pills to take each day (no idea if they were medical pills or Sterons) and a fucking female body lifting statue/trophy thing on her nightstand.

I am telling you the pictures do not make her look as ripped as she was IRL, because if she the pics looked like she did in person I would have skipped out.

Well? Share the routine and diet

>OP here, she had a foam roller in her room, a little tray of pills to take each day (no idea if they were medical pills or Sterons)

WTF WHY WOULD SHE FUCK HER OWN DOG?

WHY WOULD ANYONE FUCK AN FUCKIN' DOG, MATE?

put some peanut butter on the clit, get a lick,

more fucking pictures faggot

wew lad look at those hands. the women you fuck must look like rich piana with a wig

Thats all the ones she sent/had that were not just selfies. And I am surely not going to hit her up asking for more.

>Not fucking fat bitches

Women being muscular should be against the law fucking hell.

faggot

That's what this entire board is, you faggot