ITT: Historical figures you could beat in a fight

ITT: Historical figures you could beat in a fight

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I could take on pregnant Anne Frank

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Probably him but i don't want to bully, only be nice.

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Good answer user

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SAY THAT TO MY FACE BOURBON SHIT

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>Good luck faggot. I'm behind 500 praetorians.

I thought this was a 1v1 fight, tfw wrestle and it slowly turns to us making out because i never wanted to bully.

Meanies

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Enrico Dandolo

All of them

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>SAY THAT TO MY FACE BOURBON SHIT

>Makes a Bourbon his heir.

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>Implying that a blind eighty year old man recklessly charging at your every sound wouldn't fuck your shit up

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I would give that guy a good slap on the back of his head.

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Fr*Nch couldn't to do it while ol' Charlie was still alive and kickin'. They had wait for him to die.

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you can not handle the retard strength

Fucking easily. Pussy wouldn't even fight back

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From all accounts he was a pretty shady and possibly violent motherfucker, though. He was a soldier too, unlike you.

Most people born before 1960.

t. 2.05m Norwegian

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Lies

lil shit

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Doubt

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BOW YA FUCKIN SHITS

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Wrong

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Dude killed redcoats with his sword in close quarter combats
He'd wreck your shit

Kick him off his wheelchair

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He's 3'6"
He couldn't reach the redcoats

DELET THIS AWFUL POST YA SHITE

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GOD I WAS WELL-ENDOWED THEN

Haha no

easily

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>implying

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Romans were all manlets. He probably was only 6'0 so yeah. I could beat his ass.

manlets when will they learn

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Yeah fucking right. He was the son of a butcher.

is that supposed to help him, they'd probably murder him before I get to him

WHEN

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He’s like the cross between a jewish nerd caricature and a comic relief mad scientist
And l would break his glasses and make him cry

Veeky Forums please

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Woody Allen?

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>nu-males ITT

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>wolf sack at bottom center
OwO

Why, this is violence!

probably this.

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Easy

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This deformed bastard

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This twink bottom.

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they guard the empire from shit emperors that can't fight. like christians who fear them to this day

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Caligula was great though. Fucking Venus couldn't handle a little banter

he was physically weak, he admitted himself

I dunno man, he's one determined autist
>REEEE GIVE ME BACK MY LEGIONS

I often fantasize about punching Joanne D'Arc aka the original trad thot, I bet she had a glass jaw.

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This man survived a bullet to the chest how do you think you could take him

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