Can we all agree that penis size doesn't matter and that 7.5 inches is the optimal size...

can we all agree that penis size doesn't matter and that 7.5 inches is the optimal size? im sick of fucking fags pretending to be 9 inches and saying how good it is when it's fucking not. i hope you cunts enjoy lugging that thing around and not being able to get a full hard on, while I'll be fucking your girlfriend with my fully hard dick because she prefers someone who doesn't hurt her and hit her cervix.

fuck big dicks, size doenst fucking matter

t. 10th percentile

>tfw 6 inches, 15cm
I'm just a regular, everyday, normal motherfucker

>dicklet argues that all dicks are better
Awwe

who the fuck has time to make these pictures

>tfw 8x6 in

not gonna make it brehs

7x6 here, seriously you don't really want anymore than this. For everyday use 6-6.5x5 is optimal desu. You definitely won't be omg the biggest guy I've had, but you also won't be the guy who can't get bjs from petite qts and doesn't have to spend 2 hours on foreplay.

penis size is a male fantasy. women largely don't really know what they want in regards to it and women pretty much don't select partners based on penis size. if they had to choose they'd choose averagish because that's what most dicks look like. 7x5 btw

>spend 2 hours on foreplay
how is this a bad thing? seriously. do small guys only care about ejaculating? at least big guys enjoy foreplay because it's a necessity.

>7x5
fixed your pic for you m8

the pic isn't an avatar dumpshit and flaccid size is meaningless

>9.25inches long 6.25 inches girth
>Actually posted(and was banned hardcore)it on fit to prove it.
>Debated on taking that certain steroid that gives you a permanent .25-.5 inch girth increase just for the freak dick factor when I go on cam or sling it out at parties
>Am deeply depressed and have no real plans on using said dick for the foreseeable future..unless the porn gig comes through
>Only show up to these threads because...I'm not the only man on Veeky Forums who seriously worries about this and it's nice to know that.

OH and I get stone hard boners.

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>humble bragging

Why? Just go post on /soc/ or something

>everyone on Veeky Forums is 6x6 or greater
>complain about it
>I'm 5x4 on a good day

>tfw 5.5x4

im fine with the length. its the girth that hurts me

I honestly don't know how many people are lying, they are taking credit from my ACTUAL 7x5.9 dong. Fucking posers.

Guy with actual 9 inches here.
Stop larping.

Anybody wants proof then post your kik

dicklets who pretend to have big dicks but say how much they hate it are so sad.

I have 7" x 6.25". I've had no problems except with girls that are naturally very tight or haven't had sex with me much. In other words, they eventually get used to it to some extent. It definitely means that going hard sometimes makes them pretty sore.

I really do like my length though because I can go all way in and then if I feel like it, sometimes hit the uterus in certain spots.

This.
I love having a big dick and wouldn't change it for anything.
Some real COPE going on by larpers ITT.

The reason I know that 99% are lying is because 6 inch girth is literally 99th percentile in every study ever. You can't fit in normal condoms with 6 inch girth, yet pretty much every guy in every college dorm gets along fine with regular condoms. This is one of the only places where you could vent/ask about this stuff without getting ridiculed, and I know there are a lot of underageb&d guys on here who will believe they are tiny and potentially have their first time ruined by anxiety or lose confidence due to a bunch of fags pretending that 90+ percentile is the new average.

this chart reminds me of the booty blasted manlet chart

>girth
..Shaft up-slides

that's because it's based off of it

>girth
..Shaft up-slides.

Yeah there is only one brand of condom I have found that works well, unfortunately they are expensive

Calling bullshit. 6.25 girth and have zero problems with normal trojans, durex, etc.

which part of your dick are you measuring? mid shaft or base?

Obviously it's possible to wear other brands, but it is uncomfortable and suffocating, the brand I've been using is mysize which specialize in specific sizes, give them a try.

mid shaft, but i'd say that 60% of my shaft has this girth (base is a little bit smaller)

maybe i've been wearing them wrong then? maybe it isn't normal then, but the condom usually wraps so hard around my dick that it leaves a wring around my shaft and squeezes the hell out of the rest of it

See that's what happens with regular condoms for me as well, you can order them online and give it a try.

i'll check 'em, thanks for the tips m8

someone was so mad at being a dicklet they spent their time making this.

My dick is 5 inches long should i just kill myself???

This. I tried every other condom that is normally availabe at drug stores and shit still hurts the next day. I sometimes wish I had less girth.

Is your dream qt a slut who's had too many turns on the chad carousel? If so then yes you should do it now.

tfw basic trojan enz are too tight but the skyn ones are better
I don't really get how condom sizing works desu

bawhahahaha


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