What are some Veeky Forums approved alpha names?
Both male and female names are welcome.
What are some Veeky Forums approved alpha names?
chad
stacy
brad
Angus.
Ryuuji.
Meh, I wouldn't want people calling me "beef"
What’s more alpha than that?
Robert
Abdulla
Tyrone
Chad
Shinji
Getting called cow meat seems like something a fat-as-fatass would experience.
Bradley
Chadwick
If Asian - Vince Chung. No, it goes: Vince Chung [Last Name]
The Golden One
My husband wanted to name our boys some fucking bullshit new age quack crap.
He wanted to name our oldest Dayton, or some foreign fucking word meaning stars or some shit. The second he was hooked on Finn and Apollo.
Matt and Paul.
Everyone that matters on this god forsaken earth will know how to spell their fucking names and what fucking pronoun to use when they call their name when they grow the fuck up.
There's no god damn confusion about Paul being a boy unlike his shitty fucking friend who's parents named them "Sky"
Pedro
tfw I'm Matt too
Hugh mangus
Richard, because Dick is a raw expression of masculinity.
Lance, because same idea.
I think most monosyllabic names are pretty damn alpha, especially ones with hard sounds.
T.b.h. just name your kids after Biblical figures or an old king/queen
ex. Isaac, Adam, Charles, Elizabeth, Louis, Henry, Daniel, Alexander, Joshua, Isabelle, Victoria, Sarah
Alfadæstini will be the name of my daughter after my grandmother alfaë destino who fought for Sweden in WW2
Anything with an x cuz thats cool
Max, Braxton, Alexander, Alex, Jaxon
on a scale of 1 - arnold, where does the name bill sit boys?
Richard McBeef, duh.
Rich is that you?
Richard
William
Matthew
Jonathan / John
Bradley
Johnathan
katarine
jackson
or just pick a name from history
> imagine naming your son Heracles
George S. Patton
>Braxton
sounds like the name of a hollywood celebrity couple
Elliot
hahahaha
God damn, he really is short. Kind of pathetic to see him chasing after a normal sized college student like that
>5'10"
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Had a hearty chuckle from this, user. My fiance and I often argue about what we'll name our kids.
Friedrich
Benjamin
Charles
Just stick to biblical names and you're good.
>Jesus
>Son gets vilified by the racist president and deported
Fan-ucking-tastic idea, bible thumper
*unsheats katana*
don't reply to me ever again you dumb cunt
Turn the other cheek you bigoted bitch
Josh
chris
:3
Morgana
Mohammad
Omar
Achmed
Tyrone
user
Tank
Cruiser (met a 6'7 huge slavic guy who only went by the name Cruiser)
Get of this board you retard, shitheads like you are ruining this place more than it already is.
Gabriel
Constantine
OMFG LMAO
Male:
Sigismund
Derek
Angus
Harold/Harald
Robert
Norman
Reinhard
Julius
Alexander
Robert
Bruce
Hugh
Female:
Blaedswith
Aethelwalda
Xavier is the ultimate chad name, not to be confused with havi
Lucifer
amelia
William Alexander reporting in
My initials are W.A.R.
Don't care about your sexlife mate
Clint Turbodiesel
Lance McLargehuge
Magnus
Penis McHardfuck
Lol what a cuck. Sucks to be you
Dom