What are some Veeky Forums approved alpha names?

What are some Veeky Forums approved alpha names?
Both male and female names are welcome.

chad
stacy
brad

Angus.

Ryuuji.

Meh, I wouldn't want people calling me "beef"

What’s more alpha than that?

Robert

Abdulla
Tyrone

Chad

Shinji

Getting called cow meat seems like something a fat-as-fatass would experience.

Bradley
Chadwick
If Asian - Vince Chung. No, it goes: Vince Chung [Last Name]

The Golden One

My husband wanted to name our boys some fucking bullshit new age quack crap.

He wanted to name our oldest Dayton, or some foreign fucking word meaning stars or some shit. The second he was hooked on Finn and Apollo.

Matt and Paul.

Everyone that matters on this god forsaken earth will know how to spell their fucking names and what fucking pronoun to use when they call their name when they grow the fuck up.

There's no god damn confusion about Paul being a boy unlike his shitty fucking friend who's parents named them "Sky"

Pedro

tfw I'm Matt too

Hugh mangus

Richard, because Dick is a raw expression of masculinity.
Lance, because same idea.
I think most monosyllabic names are pretty damn alpha, especially ones with hard sounds.

T.b.h. just name your kids after Biblical figures or an old king/queen

ex. Isaac, Adam, Charles, Elizabeth, Louis, Henry, Daniel, Alexander, Joshua, Isabelle, Victoria, Sarah

Alfadæstini will be the name of my daughter after my grandmother alfaë destino who fought for Sweden in WW2

Anything with an x cuz thats cool

Max, Braxton, Alexander, Alex, Jaxon

on a scale of 1 - arnold, where does the name bill sit boys?

Richard McBeef, duh.

Rich is that you?

Richard
William
Matthew
Jonathan / John
Bradley

Johnathan
katarine
jackson
or just pick a name from history
> imagine naming your son Heracles

George S. Patton

>Braxton
sounds like the name of a hollywood celebrity couple

Elliot

hahahaha

God damn, he really is short. Kind of pathetic to see him chasing after a normal sized college student like that

>5'10"

/thread

Had a hearty chuckle from this, user. My fiance and I often argue about what we'll name our kids.

Friedrich
Benjamin
Charles

Just stick to biblical names and you're good.

>Jesus
>Son gets vilified by the racist president and deported
Fan-ucking-tastic idea, bible thumper

*unsheats katana*

don't reply to me ever again you dumb cunt

Turn the other cheek you bigoted bitch

Josh

chris
:3

Morgana

Mohammad
Omar
Achmed
Tyrone

user

Tank
Cruiser (met a 6'7 huge slavic guy who only went by the name Cruiser)

Get of this board you retard, shitheads like you are ruining this place more than it already is.

Gabriel

Constantine

OMFG LMAO

Male:
Sigismund
Derek
Angus
Harold/Harald
Robert
Norman
Reinhard
Julius
Alexander
Robert
Bruce
Hugh

Female:
Blaedswith
Aethelwalda

Xavier is the ultimate chad name, not to be confused with havi

Lucifer

amelia

William Alexander reporting in

My initials are W.A.R.

Don't care about your sexlife mate

Clint Turbodiesel
Lance McLargehuge

Magnus

Penis McHardfuck

Lol what a cuck. Sucks to be you

Dom