hey user you wanna join me in the shower after your training?

> hey user you wanna join me in the shower after your training?

yeahup

>ejaculating

no thanks I'd like gains

Y-yeah
>Thanks scooby.

>only if you spit my cum back into my mouth
>I don't want to lose my gains ;)

why though

what good would there be with showering with someone else

there's no space and you'd have to take turns under the water when you could just shower more efficiently alone in your own stall

why do girls always try to waste time doing inefficient things like this?

To fuck, you apex sperglord.

i'd rather shove my nose up her sweaty asshole and take long, deep inhales BEFORE the shower t b h f a m.

>cant see nips or slit

gtfo

Gains to what, an overly frustrated prostate?

Let loose from time to time, who wants to die with a frown on their face

...

people don't actually do this

Yes they do, virgin.

>that lard ass
unironically no thanks.

fuck no, shower sex is disgustingly overrated

and the award for biggest autist goes to.......

t w o t h o u s a n d s e v e n h u n d r e d f o r t y n i n e d o l l a r s

>not practicing tantric sex and busting like a firehose once per month
Never gonna make it.

Wat?

>frown on their face

semen retention leads to complete bliss though

This. Tactical edging is a lifesaver.

>tactical edging

Edging burns you out. I'm experienced to know what used to take 5-30mins can now take 3hours+ on my own. Times like that should be saved between lovers, it's such a waste

>set timer for 10 or 15 minutes
>slowly jerk yourself but not to full orgasm
>stop
>do stretches to relax
Feels good breh. Just don't go overboard and learn to into control and you'll get sex gains you never thought you could get.

Shitposting is also a waste of time yet here we are.

imagine to be her pusy slave

how do you think her pusy smells

my dick isnt long enough to reach through all that brap and penetrate deeply

Like thick week-old cottage cheese left out in the sun on a humid day.

tantric??? what the fuck is tantric???

>I cant google a word that I dont know

underage nigga

t. virgin

Your autism is showing

This is not something a woman would say to me.

i want to breed with her xd

this
no room
slippery surfaces
impossible to hit a good angle

shower foreplay is nice tho

>dicklet
lmao

Showers are for the after-party imo

Hell no, look how small that room is. Two people wouldn't even fit in there.