What are your vices and how are you dealing with them, Veeky Forums?

Oh dude can't wait for football as well.
BBQ's and lots of beer incoming...

bump, Veeky Forums could use this thread.

>mfw fall beers and wings

Drinking. I don't. I'm about to start drinking right now.

I overeat and am always hungry. So to stop overeating, I eat my food in very small chunks. Now I can eat 24/7 while losing weight.

cant get over my ex that admitted to kissing another girl while drunk at the very beginning of our relationship.

We were together 6 month before she told me and its been 4 month now, but i still cant get that bitch out of my head

Whenever she calls i cannot stop myself from coming over and fucking her.

Im also fucking other girls to get over her, but these sluts dont cut it

>porn
I just fap 3 times a week, even though i have a gf

>cigarrettes
I smoke every evening. I try to do a lot sport cause I dont feel like smoking after sports

>junk food
When I'm stressed I crave junk food. I eat some chocolat at work , and dont buy shit so I'm forced to eat normal at home.

>farting
I need to fat a lot especially when eating junk food or drinking coffee. But i love the feeling of being totally relieved after a fart. It needs to be loud and obviosly dry, but then it is perfect.
My gf doesn't like it so I have to restrain when with her. But it's not that hard

I drink way too much. I'll down a 6-pack every few nights, strong stuff too.

How do I into replacing booze?

I was an alcoholic and quit cold turkey by replacing booze with La Croix. I now drink 2 cases of La Croix a week. Probably not good for me but its better than pickling my liver.

inb4; faggot

>tfw no gf
>lifting and praying for a gf

hold me bros

Smoke too much weed/dabs for sure. I write a lot of music so it really does assist in the creative process, but I know it lowers my energy levels and overall drive. My dad was/is a lover of the leaf since I can recall, so it's familial as well as habitual

I would say sex, but after my last gf who was a part time escort into incest fantasies, and was ridiculously hot, I am literally top-tier spoiled and can't seem to accept perfectly acceptable women.

It's worse than you think it is.

I have a cigarette with my morning coffee so I can take a shit.
Also, can't casually have a couple of beers. It inevitably spirals out of control and I end up wasted.

Alcohol and solitude. Bad combination.

>video games
>booze
>Veeky Forums
>porn

No fucks given.

Crippling loneliness. 29. 0 friends. No family. I am completely alone in this world and after nearly 7 years of this I don't know how much longer I can go on. I thought I'd make at least 1 friend in the gym in 2 years but nope

You have plenty of friends! Right here in the wonderland that is Veeky Forums, bro-friend.

Now turn that frown upside down!

Replace the morning smoke with a high or moderate level nicotine vape. As far as the drinking goes,another user said they drink LaCroix. Wouldn't work for me but at least try something other than drinking to much

I'm perfect in every way and hence can't find a good man. Not even memeing. My standards are high because I'm a fucking catch. But also my personality is shit and no guy is willing to put up with a nasty bitch no matter how tight her bod I guess.

Where do you live?

Sooooo.... you're just an average American woman?

That i can't get over the fact that my ex-gf will some time down the round find some other guy, have sex with him and ultimately share something similar to what we shared

This is hurting my gains, hurting my lifting and making me sad so much that work colleagues are asking if i'm ok

Literally a female neckbeard.

>Implying there are women here

Thanks, m8

I'm Australian but yes I have a complex.

>vaping
>not being gay

Pick one.

Dated a Veeky Forums chick once, 10/10 body, personality was very unstable but could've been my one woman for life if she would've tried

>alcohol, drink lots of beer. 1 liter a day. Binge on the weekends
>weed, quitting with help of gf
>mdma, use it three times a year (controlled dose and I try to be safe)
> psychadelics, this is my fucking shit i love it. 4 times a year

That's a good point. I think we need photographic evidence to verify.

Bruh all this shit about drugs and alcohol and im just sittin here like, "eh i feel like ass, gonna play some videogames for an hour before i go to bed."

Not the same.
Southern Alberta. I live in the middle of nowhere where nobody exists so it's even worse. I need to move to somewhere there are more people like me but I'm dirt poor so I can't really do that.

It sucks because I was doing really well until recently when a girl thing happened and reminded me what it's even like to interact with people. It's like finding out you are allergic to protein, it fucks up your world because you think your gonna stay small, but then you find a way to start to make it without it. But then some company comes out with a protein that you aren't allergic to so you get to try it and you make insane gains, but then for whatever reason it's gone out of your life. I would have rather never have found that protein.

procrastination

failed my first year at an amazing university doing my dream course because of procrastination

any other dudes in the same position? how do I deal? im not dumb I just don't try hard. I never tried hard in school and did amazingly well somehow but now that shit don't work no more and idk how to change my study habits

I gave up gaming but now I just spend all the time I used to game on Veeky Forums. I can't stop using Veeky Forums because I have no friends and I like talking to people here, and you guys are funny as hell.

>E-Cigarettes
Using it less and less throughout the day, leaving it in my dorm when I go to eat or to the gym
>Alcohol
Only drink on the weekends with friends, drink a lot of water throughout the night to avoid being dehydrated/hangover. Never drink the night before I have to go to the gym

you're insecure, just need more experience/ not ready more a mature relationship or just need tons of therapy

you too?

>26
>0 friends anymore
>0 family besides my mother who is living alone in another city
>no gf since a couple of days, making me feel even lonelier than before
>stopped going to the gym

i have no drive to go back to the gym, i'm scared again at going and starting anew
and i made the bad choice of making my ex-gf the sole reason i lifted

Put headphones on and stare at your notebook until you start writing/calculating/whatever schoolwork you need to get done.

You're overthinking it my dude. I live in a densely populated area and it sucks in the same way it sucks living in the middle of nowhere. Life is shit all the time but you have to find the fun in between the shit parts. Not even memeing here, look for the silver lining. If you don't, you're sure to end up an hero or just miserable until you die of alcoholism.

Cocaine, only think about it when I drink tho so I guess drinking? Not drank for 2 weeks and if I do it's only ever at the weekend so it's not really a problem, sure does affect those gains when I go on a 2 day bender tho

Alcohol and escorts.

Its cliche as fuck but I try to take it one day at a time.

The problem is the fun in between is wearing away. Just wish I had someone to talk to because all my hobbies I used to love are disinteresting

Whycome nobody is willing to admit masturbation?

not him but it's not that easy as everyone makes it out to be
not if you're not that good at initiating communication with people, i haven o problem talking to them but starting and saying "hey" i feel like a fool

1. nicotine
2. alcohol
3. moderate fapping addiction

I really need to stop smoking for my health. I really need to stop drinking because its liquid poison and it has given me a criminal record. As far as fapping I just feel like a degenerate if I fap too much. Also I feel more energy and confidence when I'm on nofap.

Pls teach me your ways

Weekends are your vice

Same here. I can't even lift anymore and after I quit drinking it was literally the only joy in my life. I had cycling to fall back on, but that's worn thin as well. As for someone to talk to, you'll probably have to move. Shit just go to an AA meeting, those people are always nice and helpful. In my experience at least

If they're willing to disregard you for that, they're not worth having as a "friend"

Masturbation. Porn, really. Failing NoFap lads.....

Trying to make every relationship with a girl into my only relationship as in wife and getting my heart broken again and again, not stopping dating the same type of girl because i somehow like the crazy ones with daddy issues buried behind a nice face, confidence and pretty eyes

Never thought of it like that, guess you're right, I'm chilling out for a couple of months now tho

addicted to traps, no cure senpai

I knew I had a drinking problem when I downed a whole bottle of vodka in one night. I'm surprised I didn't die from alcohol poisoning.

I think you made a wrong turn

/pol/ is over there ----->

Little girls in bikinis :/

I let sex take up too much of my life. I usually have 2 or 3 tinder/Bumble chicks on the hook at a time, and when I'm horny and can't get one over I wind up sending regrettable snaps/texts to other chicks trying to get it in.
I have to drive 10 hours today after I leave the office and I'm fucking exhausted because my FWB wanted to hang out last night and I didn't get any sleep at all. I've already contacted a fuck buddy in my home town that I'm going to be around, but she hasn't responded so who knows.

I don't have any friends really in this new city because I've been devoting all my social efforts toward sex instead of building a friend circle, and its really unhealthy.

how do you people in america get so many tinder sluts?

Nosurf. Internet addiction for 20 years. As a teen I used to have to sell my computer and have someone hide the fuse to my room every summer to make sure I went outside.
She is probably out there sucking dick right now she likes to do that as do all our ex-gfs. Accept it.
You are living my dream. I can't stop people from trying to befriend me, so I stay quiet and feign autism or just generally be abrasive. If you really want some form of mutual entertainment like friendship then keep trying, lots of dirt must be sifted to find gold.
it's always lose-lose with chicks who assume the masculine virtues. On one hand they can join in the bantz and seem bro-tier but on the other hand if you buy into their persona at all she will too eagerly credit herself as a major contributor to your confidence and punish you for compromising towards her as a normal woman would.
No touch works, try switching the style of underpants, and exercising everyday helps but still makes you very susceptible on rest days.

>She is probably out there sucking dick right now she likes to do that as do all our ex-gfs. Accept it.
I can't, i was the one who showed her that sex isn't just for the mans sake and that she has a right to get something out of it too, she told me she's grateful that i showed her that.
Now some other guy will be getting those abnormaly good blowjobs? she'll ride him which she practiced with me before?
Fuck this

>it's always lose-lose with chicks who assume the masculine virtues. On one hand they can join in the bantz and seem bro-tier but on the other hand if you buy into their persona at all she will too eagerly credit herself as a major contributor to your confidence and punish you for compromising towards her as a normal woman would.
this is spot on man

Live near a University and be slightly above average.
I literally just throw out a dirty pickup line and get a positive response like 50% of the time. If they laugh or just say it was funny/pretty good I follow up with
>would you like it better if it came true?
Then set up a time to fug.
works about 30% of the time. When college is in session i can pull maybe 2 girls a week like this.
If the line doesn't work I'll just play it off for laughs and usually take them on a coffee/drink date, then relocate the date to my place.
It's easy as fuck.

what if you don't want meaningless sex?

My vice is weed and I smoke moderately, stoners are fags.

Then don't try to fuck on the first date, and realize tinder girls probably aren't going to be true love.
I try to be very attentive in bed so the girl wants to come back. And after sex I'm a always game to cuddle and pillow talk, unless she's annoying/boring. This occasionnaly leads to more involved stuff.

but what about your heart user

Sex is good cardio.

Really I'm trying not to dwell on it. I havnt felt anything close to love in 3 years, since my last real relationship (Despite several girls who really deserved it, and fell hard for me). She used to tell me she liked how innocent I was. I guess thing are different now. That's why sex is a vice for me user, it's how I cope with my stunted emotions, loneliness, and stupidly overclocked sex drive.

nothing good will come of this user give yourself the chance to at least take a risk and get into something serious

I'm aware. But for now my career and lifts are progressing despite how existentially terrible my dating life is. It's a work in progress.

Tough luck

They fucking pic

I have an abusive and destructive personality.

I have really bad PTSD that I've suppressed well for a few years but in the last 18mo or so I've been pushing people away increasing and it's been getting a hold of me. It makes me drink (I've cut out alcohol by and large-I am down to three drinks a week, mostly on Saturday or Sunday) and I used to smoke (now quit-only lasted two years)

Lifting helps. It's why I started to come to Veeky Forums.

Biggest problem is I hate where I live so much and I want to move back to where I came from but I cant currently.

A..at least so have Veeky Forums memes.

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Smoking. My gf hates it and always tries to get me to stop. But I'm a shitty person so I don't.

porn addict. been trying to quit for 8 months and havent gone longer then 4 days without it.. fucking pathetic.

my vice is masturbation. I usually do it once a week or two. Whenever I masturbate I lose all desire to go out and get a GF even though I been getting mires from a few. when I masturbate I feel like I am disappointing myself,grills, and my ancestors.

>Also, can't casually have a couple of beers. It inevitably spirals out of control and I end up wasted.
kek same
>go out
>I'll just drink 2-3 beers
>end up drinking 10+ and going home at 7am
fucks up 2-3 days

You are the ultimate dumbass. If your girlfriend kissing another girl threatens your masculinity in anyway, you're a beta. I don't give a fuck if my gf kisses other girls. In fact I find it hot. Been dating my gf for almost three years now and she's made out with two girls. Early in the relationship she told me she was kind of bicurious. Not enough to actually be in a relationship with a girl, but enough to experiment sexually. So now we are planning our first threesome. Friends that I have who have been in a threesome say it always starts with your gf or fwb being flirty/touchy with other girls, then you, being the alpha male, escalate it into a threesome.

I could never imagine breaking up with my gf or even feeling threatened because she kissed a girl. Lmao. What a cuck. You blew it.

Me too man. No more, its fucking killing me. Im going to force myself to actually fucking try this year, im at a point mentally where if i dont start making drastic changes im afraid ill never be the same.

We can do this, im buying a dailyplanner tomorrow and im going to plan every fucking day ahead. You do it too nigger.