Mirin thread: DYEL edition

Mirin thread: DYEL edition

>be in gym
>doing shit like chinups and ab wheel rolls at the end of the gym
>got my earbuds on
>finish ab wheel session, on my knees, drippin' sweat
>look up, see cardio bunny / gym employee I always say hi and smile to
>she smiles at me and I smile back, no words necessary

It's not much, but I had to get the ball rollin'.
Show me where she mired you on the dolly, Veeky Forums.

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Sounds like you were dressed really chill. Basketball shorts and band T?

Dat girl on the right is THICC

>be at work putting salads on shelf
>bend over to put some on the lower rack
> hear an "oooh nice" then feel hands grab my ass cheeks
>look up and see 50ish lady smiling at me
>"th-thanks"
>she laughs and walks away

First ever mire in public feels pretty, good

>be soldier
>be home on leave
>14 year old brothers gf and her friends knock round
>answer door topless as I always chill at home in shorts only
>greeted by lots of woos and "you're well fit"s
>not a deviant so don't act on it

Still feels good to be mired

ahah

shorts and no shirt? p chill

>in gym doing legs
>dead lifts
>wear cap that covers peripheral vision so not to get distracted
>finish set
>glutes feel tight and right
>look in mirror
>see cardio bunny Mirin
>she quickly looks away

I know she was checkin me out but she could at least lick her lips or something. Why do girls have to be so shy?

Gay as fuck but my first mirin moment in uni
>water polo team first day of practice
>Lifting for about 3 years
>getting changed
>Strip down to speedo, turn to mire my own results of lifting+cardio in mirror behind me
>little freshman guy behind me: "Dude you have like..Adonis abs.."
>Another guy I didn't notice before: "Shut the fuck up, Sam."
>I don't know what to say think of replying with "you too" but just say "I'm on a cut" (probably sounded even more autistic)

Guy turns out was gay. Also turns out he was a shit player and couldn't keep up so he quit the team later in the season.

>in back seat of car
>making out with ex gf
>we worked it out when we broke up so she was my speed dial booty call for the last year
>"Wait stop" she says
>what
>"flex your arm real quick"
>obey
>she feels up and tries to wrap her hand around my upper arm
>"Oh my god. This wasn't here before, user"
>mfw

>be me
>in bed with a sloot
>cuddling
>she reaches around to grab me
>grabs my tricep
>"oh wow that's big"
No gasping or oggling, said it like it in a normal conversational tone like it was just a fact of life.

feltgoodman.jpg

>>I don't know what to say think of replying with "you too" but just say "I'm on a cut"

>go on a camping trip with some friends from college
>drive to campsite, we start unloading the truck
>dyel in the group tries to unload a propane tank
>it's too heavy but he refuses to let anyone help him
>eventually the whole truck is unloaded, except the dyel is still struggling with the propane tank
>when he's not looking I lift the thing off with one hand, zero effort
>girl who watched it all happen tries not to bust out laughing
>dyel guy is pissy for the rest of the camping trip

imagine what if you did this to a random 50yr old lady employee

I was waiting in line at the supermarket today, right after a grueling workout when a 13-14 year old kid was with his mom getting some stuff, and he kept turning around and looking at me over and over again.

I just realized that finally at 30, and with a pump, I look to kids like that like a huge, jacked man who has his shit together.

Meanwhile I still don't feel much different than when I was 14 myself.

Imagine if a 50 year old man did this to a girl employee

> Be me, been going gym for roughly a month
> Start to see some slight gains in my upper body
> QT Black chick at my work says I'm starting to look muscley
> Older milf who works later shift ask's me if I've been working out
> Might make it after all

>two years ago
>be dyel manlet
>fourth ever workout at near bankruptcy local gym
>squatting lmao 1pl8
>Chad saunters up to me
>miring his joocy ceps and tris
>intimidated that I'm about to get a lecture about form or get ridiculed for lmao1pl8
>tells me "props to you for squatting, I tried it and my legs were so sore that I never did it again. Keep it up"

I felt so proud.

Holy fuck how weak can someone be to not lift a propane tank, I mean I'm assuming you mean like one for a grill. I could do that as a kid.

>falling for the squat meme
NOT GONNA MAKE IT

Why did she call you user?

>at home
>walk down stairs to grab a bottle of water
>chill like the other user said, most I wear at home is shorts or trousers, so shirtless
>completely forgot my Spanish tenant was downstairs because he eats at like 8 pm
>walk into kitchen
>"Oh hey, you're pretty big man, you been lifting the heavy weights?"
>said something autistic and left

Bit awkward but that's the most recent. Anyone else get more comments from men than women?

>about month ago
>started work at pet store
>stocking 40 lb bags of dog food and kitty litter
>basically work all day with small water break every 30 mins
>other employees do less than half the work I do
>Wearing large shirt because out of mediums so my gains are under wraps
>lesbian coworker feels arm, says woah, and parades me around the store having people feel my muscles
>tells me she has lots of bi and gay friends who would love me
>quit a week later and never go back

>be chad at shitty gym I bought a daypass at
>see this little twink motherfucker squatting lmao 1plate with legs shaking like a leaf
>perfect for grooming into a femboi fucktoy
>walk over to him
>before I even speak he's already looking like a deer in headlights
>tell him he's doing great, say some shit how I never squat (cuz I just do deadlifts like a man lol) and to keep it up
>soon I will have another thick assed femboi to bounce on my dick

Good, lgbt "people" are bad company

>be at middle school for practicum
>Walking down to the cafeteria to get a drink
>Walk in front of two girls
>Hear them suck their lips and say how good my ass looks
Nippon was right, all JC love dick.

I was at a college party when a group of sluts felt my bicep up before beckoning me to the dance floor. I didn't give a shit.

I mean the sexes are not equal so it would be reasonably more alarming and potentially threatening if a man did this to a woman. (These drunk bitches outside my door are really activating my almonds)

this. double standards are there for a reason. men and women are fundamentally different

>Soldier
Confirmed fat body

Get on that Marine status, son
>Marine
Confirmed faggot

It's almost like you don't want to make gains

Who the fuck chills with a shirt on at home anyways?
Shirtless master race

Dude's body sucks. Has no waist and not lats. Calves shape suck too. He looks a lot more happy with himself than he should be, and the nigger doesn't know what's what. Fuck this old ass pic, 2/10

nah he's cute

Tell us how you really feel.

didn't know there were weones in Veeky Forums

You can't see his lats. His shoulders are just narrow. It's all about the FRAME

Damn.
Here you go.

because she is made up? NOBODY HERE HAS A GF!

>"well fit"
British infantry

British inf. =/= 'Murican Army fags

t. British person

>putting some furniture together for my grandma
>she comes over to me and sticks a $20 in my back pocket
>leaves her hand deep in the pocket for a few awkward seconds

UHNFF, DON'T STOP, KEEP GOING
WHAT HAPPENS NEXT

Lol this, tho I'm only 24 I get ever more often called sir and shit and it always still feels weird.. also whenever I say something to a group of teenagers they're immediately all intimidated and act autistic.. lol

>had sex
>feedback: (gasping) you totally have washboard abs!

Where is this pic from?

Grandmas don't give a fuck, I got groped even when I was sttill a skinny teenager

It's my facebook profile pic

>girl last night kept touching my arms
>go home with her
>morning after she woke up and told me this bizarre dream she had focussing around my arms; said she thinks they're really hot

I'm DYEL but with a bit of muscle on my arms and vascularity. I'll take it boys.

>no waist
Wtf are you even talking about?

>be at a bar
>drunk but cute girl starts talking to me, feels my arms
>'you know, ive never kissed a man with a mustache' (recently grew a goatee)
>m-me neither
>she laughs akwardly then walks away

...

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How do I achieve negress-attracting mode?

go to any African county like Uganda and unironically be yourself or even a shitter version of your self

200 banana splits a day

Have a functioning penis.

is negro speak also necessary?

No just don't have any standards or sense of self preservation

This.

White privilege is alive and well in the third world. Make sure you bring extra-strength condoms tho.

How do I get a Jew gf?

Do I need to be rich?

>On a tinder date with a hot blondie who is a junior doctor
>After the date we go our own ways
>Get home and find that I've been locked out of my house since i forgot my keys and my room mate was deep asleep
>fuck
>Call the girl to ask if i can sleep over at hers for the night
>she says yes, and continues "user you have to sleep in my bedroom because i dont want my room mate to find a stranger on the couch in the morning
>Ok
>We sleep in her bed (fool around of course)
>She feel my biceps
>"Whats wrong with your arm user, why is it big?"
>Proceeds to feel it for 3 mins
>Feels gud bruh

i lol'd

If you ddint have sex with her legit kill yourself

why is he getting that kind of mirin? he isnt even big?

Black women love BWC.

normalfags cant tell

>gay guys wanna grab my my ass, full hetero myself
>friends gf's mirin n touchin, friends salty af
>gf mad because other grills mirin
I got more than I bargained for, just wanna be asspie again tfw no gf

>last year
>I was 18 years old
>at a water park with 3 more friends
>they were also 18
>lifting for a year at the time and seeing some gains
>looking better than the average joe, but obv still dyel by Veeky Forums standards
>we get in to a big pool
>see 4 young girls are looking at us and giggling
>we start to play around at the pool doing dumb stuff like jumping and shit
>they start to do exactly the same as us and stare a lot and giggle
>we don't want anything to do with those girls because they're probably 12 years old
>even at that age they're already pretty slutty
>one of the girls flexes a 'cep looking at me and giggles
>they start swimming and showing their ass in the bikini
>one of them looks at me in the eye for a good 5 seconds and bites her lips
>they get closer and closer and I decide to ask how old they are
>they look at each other and all of them say they are 13 years old
>probably lying
>they ask how old we are
>we all say 18, one of the guys lie he is 16
>one of the girls says "no one has to know"
>they get away for some reason
>me and my friends just get out of the pool because we're not pedos

I don't know how girls that age already have tits and butt, it's mind blowing

Here user youtu.be/mhzMisyaeT0

wena nido

fucking kek

Sort of a mire

>always see qt from my course in uni gym for about a year
>with the boys last weekend at welcome back social
>she walks up and starts chatting to one of the lads
>don't say a word and sip my can of beer
>she turns to me and says hi
>manage to suppress spaghetti and maintain eye contact
>"I always see you deadlifting in the gym haha" she says
>says she wants to try but doesn't know proper form
>asks me to show her some time
>agree but don't get number

That's the okay bit but I messed it up today

>fast forward to today
>waiting at bus stop
>see her also waiting but not facing me
>pretend like I haven't seen her
>bus pulls up so everyone gets in queue
>"Hi user, I didn't see you waiting" she says
>she's smiling right at me
>say "alright" back
>she gets on the bus first
>not sure whether to sit next to her once we get on the bus
>could be weird
>play it safe and sit alone to read my book
>realise I have made an mistake as soon as I sit down

I'll blow your mind further, they can aeven have babies at 13! It wasn't unheard of that girls had kids at 15 in the old times...

you about to get cucked and see her in the gym deadliftan with a dude soon and THEN your feels will be even worse.

Time will come youll think back on it and be full with regret

Huh, this image perfectly defines me, nice.

But girls are getting developed younger today because of estrogen in food and water, and they're also sluttier because of that

And boys are low test cucks because of it

That is true, still doesn't change the fact young girls have been sloots historically

>Be me
>End of shift, stairs are getting painted so I have to take a tiny elevator with 6 people squeezed in to this tight space
>A petite female coworker squeezes in next to me.
>As the door closes she looks up at me and says "Wow user, you're huge, how come I never notice before?!"
>Another coworker comments: "How could you not notice"
>They proceed to socialize and comment on me while I just awkwardly smile and stand there not knowing what I'm suppose to do with my hands.
>The elevator stops, we get out I say bye and virgin walk my way out of the building.

At least I didn't have to share the elevator with the IT guys again. I'd rather ride a gas chamber down 25 floors.

No but your penis needs to be mutilated.

why don't you talk to them or something you FUCKING BETA FAGGOT I WOULD KILL TO HAVE SOCIAL FUCKING INTERACTIONS FUAHCVEJALWVHNAWKLVAEVKA

You know why user.

if you're attractive she'll think you're mysterious but also slowly lose interest, if you're ugly she'll think you're a weird and immediately lose interest

How is that mirin? Sounds like normal human interaction... Oh wait, I'm on Veeky Forums

>At least I didn't have to share the elevator with the IT guys again. I'd rather ride a gas chamber down 25 floors.
story pls

fantastic

You're a faggot

no he's just hot

PASTA

>The setups the same
>Still me
>Had o work later than usual
>Place is empty
>I'm fucking done. going home finally
>Wait for elevator.
>Open the door
>Down the hallways leading to the elevator I hear what sounds like an angry stampede of elephants.
>"user, HEY user"
>"Hold the door man, we don't wanna wait for the next one"
>2 morbidly obese IT guys, ones a gypsy or Indian as HR makes me refers to him.
>They walk past me and get in the elevator
>It smells like raw sewage had real bad diarrhea
>I reconsider my life choices. Why did I have to go to college, why do I have to work for this place, I could have worked for dad putting up dry wall
>But I'm too tiered to dwell on the past so I walk in
>The door closes and my got the smell gets worse.
>I try to hold my breath but they insist on talking.
>I don't know magic the gathering or something
>They manage to get in to a fight in the elevator
>Flubbing their cellulite encrusted arms around
>As they move the elevator shakes and the stench gets a whole new flavor of disgusting.
>I start pressing the fan button like a rat hooked up to electrodes but it's out of order
>Fuck it I'll die in here. Or at least get some horrible skin infection
>The elevator arrives
>The Doors open
>Salvation
>They say their goodbyes
>I'm out of the building before they are out of the elevator

I wanted to talk to HR about it. But they're good enough with what they that i never see them. So best not to step on any toes.

BLEACHED

The most endearing mire I ever:
>>Walking to shoprite to get some groceries.
>>Little 11-12 year old girl staring at me holder her moms hand as they are walking back to their car.
>>As they pass hear the little girl say: Mom thats the kind of guy I want to marry, he looks like a disney prince.
>>Mom says: Thats nice honey, but you should keep your expectations lower.

wew lad was she qt? get her number and meet her in a few years

Lies

She is like really dark black but with caucasian nose and face shape. Where do qts like that are from?

>but you should keep your expectations lower.
no
fucking
way

That particular girl is obvious just a really good looking Bantu but the type of girls you're describing are from Ethiopia.

What do you think Veeky Forums? My mom says I look good but I think I look like a pimp

Goddamn oven dodger

You look like a total homo.

Buddy you could be the hunchback of notre dame and your mother will still say you're handsome