Just finished setting up my room for college!

Just finished setting up my room for college!

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yeah looks like a 100% straight room mate will definitely get you laid

>homo

>user brings a girl over

Fucking faggot.

The best contraceptive

>no chocolate golem

>Implying anyone on this board brings home a girl

cool posters
though i prefer classic era bodybuilders

>h-hey user why do you have lots of huge black guy pictures framed on your walls?
>y-you know... i like fitness stuff hehe
>really? you don't look like the kind of guy that lift weights

congrats on being the laughing stock of your campus

>user's date's face when she enters his room

>user you're packing more than those right?

DELETE THIS

Should have put a bunch of mirrors instead to do this

Please post your current body, OP. I need to know what the shape of banter to come in this thread is.

>you calves... you said you worked out

nigga you gon wake up and have ronnies balls for breakfast

>implying he'll get to do that

At least she'll have something to look at if she wants to get off.

>bring white girl over
>she looks at the posters and bites her lip

No girl gets turned on from roided out manlets.

>not hanging several full-length mirrors on your walls to mire yourself at any time

girls (male) do

>girls (male)

No rich piano man?

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checked those redpilled digits
what's his name again?

Stolen from reddit
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This is him, from his comments

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Mike "Blast gays with tesla's rays" Pence

>how to make sure to be the dorm weirdo - the room

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Mike "gay erection lethal injection" Pence

seems legit

I actually do this. What does it mean?

GOTTA CONFUSE THE SEXUALITY, RITE BABE?

This is my fetish. It's called Katoptronophilia.
>tfw you're lying down in bed staring at her naked ass in the mirror while she's on her knees sucking you

>no mike mentzer
>no arnie
>no dorian yates
> no samir bannout

why

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I wanna pull his arms back and fuck that twink ass.

>no homo.

Haha, OP toasted proper.

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Thanks for giving it a name user. I assumed it was just something everyone did
>pounding gf from behind as you watch her tits sway and correct your thrust form from the side

Everything's a fetish, I guess. I always thought it was some random thing to do, for variety - maybe she feels sluttier watching herself get pounded, that sort of thing.

100% Pure Uncut Narcissism.

You're supposed to be having an intimate moment with someone else, but you only care about you.

That said I bet 99% of Veeky Forums would do the same.

Mike "Clinton and Podesta meet Nikola Tesla" Pence

Aw yissss. My ex did that once, had a really nice arch to her back too so I could watch her fingering herself while she sucked my dick. Good times.