Just finished setting up my room for college!
Just finished setting up my room for college!
yeah looks like a 100% straight room mate will definitely get you laid
>homo
>user brings a girl over
Fucking faggot.
The best contraceptive
>no chocolate golem
>Implying anyone on this board brings home a girl
cool posters
though i prefer classic era bodybuilders
>h-hey user why do you have lots of huge black guy pictures framed on your walls?
>y-you know... i like fitness stuff hehe
>really? you don't look like the kind of guy that lift weights
congrats on being the laughing stock of your campus
>user's date's face when she enters his room
>user you're packing more than those right?
DELETE THIS
Should have put a bunch of mirrors instead to do this
Please post your current body, OP. I need to know what the shape of banter to come in this thread is.
>you calves... you said you worked out
nigga you gon wake up and have ronnies balls for breakfast
>implying he'll get to do that
At least she'll have something to look at if she wants to get off.
>bring white girl over
>she looks at the posters and bites her lip
No girl gets turned on from roided out manlets.
>not hanging several full-length mirrors on your walls to mire yourself at any time
girls (male) do
>girls (male)
No rich piano man?
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checked those redpilled digits
what's his name again?
This is him, from his comments
Mike "Blast gays with tesla's rays" Pence
>how to make sure to be the dorm weirdo - the room
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Mike "gay erection lethal injection" Pence
seems legit
I actually do this. What does it mean?
GOTTA CONFUSE THE SEXUALITY, RITE BABE?
This is my fetish. It's called Katoptronophilia.
>tfw you're lying down in bed staring at her naked ass in the mirror while she's on her knees sucking you
>no mike mentzer
>no arnie
>no dorian yates
> no samir bannout
why
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I wanna pull his arms back and fuck that twink ass.
>no homo.
Haha, OP toasted proper.
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Thanks for giving it a name user. I assumed it was just something everyone did
>pounding gf from behind as you watch her tits sway and correct your thrust form from the side
Everything's a fetish, I guess. I always thought it was some random thing to do, for variety - maybe she feels sluttier watching herself get pounded, that sort of thing.
100% Pure Uncut Narcissism.
You're supposed to be having an intimate moment with someone else, but you only care about you.
That said I bet 99% of Veeky Forums would do the same.
Mike "Clinton and Podesta meet Nikola Tesla" Pence
Aw yissss. My ex did that once, had a really nice arch to her back too so I could watch her fingering herself while she sucked my dick. Good times.