How do I live an interesting and exciting life Veeky Forums...

how do I live an interesting and exciting life Veeky Forums? All I do right now is lift and sit in my room in my free time

>no friends, no social media account
>average income

what can I start doing that will get me friends and a gf? and stories to talk about with people?

what are some approachable hobbies that are fun and will make me more interesting? (watching movies and playing vidya in my room is fun, but not that interesting to other people). gym is not very fun or interesting, but coworkers have asked about my workout routine (but just to be nice i think)

what can I spend my evenings and weekends doing instead of staying indoors?

t. 33 year old kv

Just do whatever you want, lad.

lol the guy in the video

fuckin slavs

>t. 33 year old kv
go to an escort

Chat up some woman at the gym that you see often.

Pic related; aftermath of some qt woman at the gym i finally decided to talk to. Turns out she lived a few streets away from me and she came over a few times now.

>f-fuck y-you ch-chad

I was a HHKV until 29 years old and I've only fucked Veeky Forums qts from the gym.

whoa bro, three condoms, all empty and clean. you gotta be a sslayah booi

looking for ideas, i don't know what i want to do

i have a home gym. thinking of signing up for yoga classes, but don't think i would have the guts to talk to qts there. they might already think of me as a creep for going to yoga classes as a single guy

>empty

The cum went an off-stale colour after leaving them there for a few days. I didn't think that's something you'd want to see, unless you like the sight of stale cum?

>taking pictures of condoms to brag on a japanese anime imageboard
I'm a 27yo KV and I hope I kill myself if I ever end up like you.

Do kickboxing , way less creepy than going to a yoga class+ kickboxing is fun

what women are at kickboxing classes/gyms?

I'm 28 kv, figure i got nothing to lose so im gonna roid up and bang hookers until i die of aids.

keep fighting the good fight lads.

i wear glasses, and don't wear contacts, so i can't do most sports

which is why i lift and was considering yoga

sauce on op

Friendzone girls so that you meet their friends and so on..

Find a place where they host mtg tournaments. A friend of mine was super depressed after his divorce, so he jumped out of his shell and be made a bunch of friends. They travel together to tournaments all the time.

find a meetup group for your area on facebook

>looking for ideas, i don't know what i want to do
How can you not know what you want to do? Maybe it would help if you imagine yourself as you want to be, then consider how I can make my life closer to that.

transition from male to female

Any hobby that makes you leave your room? What the fuck man, any hobby at all will do. Start hicking look for a hicking community on your region, join them. Start running, join a running community in your region. Pick up drawing/painting/sculpting, join classes, meet other people that have the same interest as you and talk to them about it. Music? Join a conservatory, get classes, go to amateur music events and concerts.

Now if you're an absolute blob of nothingness and you have no interests at all in your shit life but you still want to connect to other people? Then take your head out of your ass and join a charity, do volunteer work. Do good and people will like you no matter how boring and autistic you are.

Jfc i want some milk

who tf saves used condoms? Flush those things after you sue em fag

i don't have any friends in the first place though

how do i find these girls to friendzone?

i don't have a facebook account

>mommy gib me tendies
>tendies bendies I want tendies
>lets watch Jurassic park mommy
>Oh oh its so scary mommy!
>I gotta bury my face in your breasts mommy
>OH what a scary lizard mommy
>O mommy I am a little more brave when I suck your nippies

>The cum went an off-stale colour after leaving them there for a few days

wtf

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Hiking in weekends is a good start.
Consider not being gay

who tf flushes used condoms? throw them in the trash you sperg

>Durex
lmao at your life girthlet
Fuck you enviromentpig. Just throw them in the trash but don't flush them down. This just blocks the pipes and condoms aren't biodegradable

>being this innocent

>not keeping trophies
>not making it

pure and simple

Just make a list of all the things you think are cool but would never do for whatever reason, like because you would be afraid, too beta or too weak. And then just do the things on that list. It's all in your head and the only thing we can ever really control is what is going on in your head.

Literally everyone?
You fuck, pull it off and tie it and throw it on the floor. Take it to the bathroom when you gotta piss and flush it. Easy.
>This just blocks the pipes and condoms aren't biodegradable
And?

thanks for the advice

thanks, i'll try this. but some things seem out of reach without friends
like, rock climbing seems cool, but don't have friends to do it with and show me the ropes

same with camping

fake lips make me cringe so much

There are special rock climbing gyms. If you go there regularly (like once every two weeks, you should meet other people. Bonus: a lot of fit qts do this
Fuck you for ruining my planet

There are courses for rock climbing and bouldering. Just join some of those.

Nigger my toilet rubbers arent making a difference. Go talk to all the companies pouring pollution everywhere.

You can sometimes sign on to group activities for this, with guides and everything.
Stop being so self conscious about it, accept that out there, you're the newfag, and sign up to some beginner's activity.
The group activities are beyond normie-dome, someone might even bring a guitar. Just accept it and drink in the view.
Look up stuff in yellowstone, it seems nice

actually i tried a 2-week trial at a bouldering gym. i didn't meet anyone.

everyone there, including qts, were already with their friends

i think i will pick it up again though, in the hopes i do meet people

op get into skateboarding, go skate a bowl all day for your legday

Gym girls fitness freaks etc are the best.
My Lord...

>how do I live an interesting and exciting life Veeky Forums?
What do you define as an "interesting and exciting life"?
>what can I start doing that will get me friends and a gf?
Terrible mentality. Do things for yourself that you WANT to do, not because you think you'll be arbitrarily rewarded for doing them.
>what are some approachable hobbies that are fun and will make me more interesting?
Hobbies don't make you interesting. The most annoying people to be around are the people who won't shut the fuck up about all the "epic" shit they did last weekend.
>actually i tried a 2-week trial at a bouldering gym. i didn't meet anyone.
Did you approach anyone? Did you even talk to anyone? Do you think that life is a video game and if you repeat a task x times you magically get rewarded with an item you want?

Please tell me that picture was just taken for the sole purpose of this thread. Please.

NO ASS

This fuckin guy

Learn some instrument and join a band. You are guranteed to live some crazy, exciting and interesting stuff. Plenty of chicks too

Sometimes I believe tho, that this life is not for me, and I'd prefer a comfy life of just lifting, reading and playing vidya

i think i might be too old

>What do you define as an "interesting and exciting life"?
what is considered interested by the general population
i.e. vidya isn't considered that interesting at my age

>Hobbies don't make you interesting
how do i have my own stories? the most popular guys (both good with women and have large social circles) are good storytellers and have stories to tell.

>Did you approach anyone? Did you even talk to anyone? Do you think that life is a video game and if you repeat a task x times you magically get rewarded with an item you want?
i did not talk to anyone, but i did not know what to say.
if people are in a group with their friends, i don't know how to approach them and come up with something worth while to say to them

t. Woman

Start by not having dozens if not hundreds of pics of half naked women saved on your hard drive you fucking loser

>Learn some instrument and join a band.
let's say i learned guitar. what band would accept an amateur guitar player?
where do i find this band. why would they pick me over other guitarists?

>Start by not having dozens if not hundreds of pics of half naked women saved on your hard drive you fucking loser
This is honestly the best start.

Youre giving off a boring vibe with all this whining and pics of women you probably jerk off to all day long

Pro tip: most "interesting" people are not that interesting. They just have really good social skills.

What do you think makes other people interesting? Something they do or that they have friends and are social? That may be a good starting point. Though I will say, doing something for the sake of being interesting will get old likely. Instead of that I'd suggest try exploring your own interests, even if you're not sure of them. If you like sports, see if there's a local team to join or if some of your coworkers are in a team, ask if there's a spot.

Something that requires other people to play would be good as it would offer you opportunities for friends and potential partners. Avoid things that leave force you into solitude as you won't be making meaningful relationships that way. Of course don't go overboard.

One hobby I'd suggest that has a dual purpose is learning a language. In order to become fluent you will need to speak with people who live in a country where your target language is native. It would make you interesting, offer you potential friends, and open up your options for connections. Hell it may even be good on a resume at some point, but it won't be easy and must be a habitual hobby to work out. Otherwise any and all effort you put into it will be wasted.

Best of luck OP, and remember it's never too late to change. At any moment you may begin to break a habit and form a new one.

>that picture
Makes me hate white people. Imagine being this cucked. Imagine being sorry for a bunch of niggers who got themselves enslaved by Arabs and sold into the best Civilization to have ever existed.