/FPH/ Fat People Hate General

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That's a fake fat suit, right?

Fear the flawless physique of xer GAIA-gifted body, shitlord

yes, the face prosthetics give it away

oh user, you have so much to learn.

That isn't how it works. That's not how anything works.

so we have this fat fuck that works at NY hotel as a Front Desk Agent
>he eats at his station, food crumbs and drippings are all over the keyboard
>never does any of his front desk duties, only goes to work to book tours to earn commission
>barks down at guests and new employees
>he hates Mexicans even tho he's a a fat fuck Cuban
>he's introduced himself as Manager On Duty even though he's our worst fucking employee

how do I sabotage him?

Look him square in his round face and tell him to knock it the fuck off.

make him a snack with laxatives in it
or you can go full chad mode and put some poison like cyanide in it

Yes.

You're an idiot, this was some sort of experiment for tv.

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Make sure you've got a good relationship with your boss i.e. he trusts and likes you because you do your job, at least.

Steal his food/lunch and trash it.

When fattie's winning personality begins to shine more often than usual go to your boss affecting a "concerned onlooker pointing something out" tone.

Repeat. Don't get caught taking the food, lol. Should work eventually unless you're at one of those permanently understaffed workplaces that never lets anyone go unless they get violent or sexual.

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Holy fuck

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they literally just look for all the most outlandish justifications for being fat and unhealthy, jesus fuck

>implying a fatass dad like that would be standing, ever.

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Don't be like this guy, Veeky Forums

Holy hell this makes me mad.
As if some fat slob would ever do anything with their child besides sit on the couch drinking beer and making their kid a fatass too.

here's another great dad

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That's what the cunt gets for selling ED out

Remember the days when they would beat the shit out of him for stepping in their pub?

haha slowly dying is fun

artie used to be the strongest man in the world, what the fuck happened?

Fixd

[spoiler]Let them die. Darwin will be doing his job for once[/spoiler]

What if I want my mom to die? She's a bitch and won't let me go to the my chemical romance concert

yeah, hands aren't fat enough

WTF is that Randy?

How do you gain weight only in your gut like that?

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Maybe if she lost weight she might look good?

That's a fukin lie. Everyone knows MCR broke up 4 years ago.

One of my pet peeves is when fat fucks draw themselves skinny or cute

be strong weeping wendy

I'd fuck left

Since he has food that drips, ruin that keyboard with food that he regularly eats. The boss will take notice that tech is breaking due to food clogging it up and either fire his fat ass or stop him from eating at work.

That shit irks me too.
Even worse when they are uggos and fat and draw themselves as cutesy chibis.

That woman looks so old the fact that her hair isn't gray bothers me.

Anyone got some more of those catfished stories where a girl turned out to be fat and the anons left?

i feed you wendy

be strong Wendy

mmm good

mmm yes

Become strong and unsermountable wendy

Thought that was some kind of layered cake from the thumb
>when you're so fat they bury you in cake

Fukingg kek

I worked at digging graves for people once. It was a tough job, but ironically enough the fat ones were easier. We made it extra wide but we didn't have to make it extra deep.

It's because they're so heavy, the weight of the casket and the body would compress the earth downward. It just amazing, we would save some time by not digging 6 ft deep but rather 5 ft because of it.

You go girl

>that's the face of a 25 year old woman

>dat pic
Is she the Michelin Woman, or the Sta-Puft Marshmallow Woman? YOU decide.

You can do it

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She tried to destroy Encyclopedia Dramatica

stay stronk

The fat-fuck man-children in the too short ties crack me up every time

i lol'd

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The virgin prank, the chad assassination

They're not even morbidly obese to where they potentially can't fit into nice clothes, how do none of them know what normal formal attire is supposed to look like?

I'm the fat fuck from the last thread that lost 25 lbs

Whoever was asking, i'm on a keto diet with intermittent fasting.

>keto
So more than half of that is just you dumping water and glycogen.

did they throw candy on the casket?

Thanks Wendy.

Go get em weepy

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2/3

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Notice how he admits in the first comic that he draws himself skinny even though he is fat, yet makes sure to meticulously ink every tattoo correctly. Guess image and what other people think of him does matter when he wants it to.

Sic em Wendy

The guy's almost attractive. The "woman" is something else.

>Id rather be reading, drawing, playing music or talking with friends

Guarantee this guy, like most people out of shape, spend atleast a few hours a day doing something usless like watching shitty youtube video's, watching shitty TV shows, or browsing some shitty internet site, all of which adds no value to your life, whereas lifting and being in shape adds SO MUCH.

Also getting sick of "the only difference between us is muscles!", it's such bullshit. You feel SO much better going from fat to fit.

word

>"Id rather be reading, drawing, playing music or talking with friends"
>implying he does any of that shit
>implying he doesn't spend all of his free time on his computer eating shitty food and making shitty webcomics

bump

Have some power

Whoever thinks like this just wants an excuse

Michelin Man looking joocy as fuark

>yfw there will never be a dictatorship of body builders
>yfw Adolf Fitler will never rise to power in the Third Rep
>yfw Fitler will never start the Weight War
>yfw he will never force fats into camps so they lose over 6,000,000 pounds

>implying I wouldn't smash that fatty with the force of a thousand winds

Did you steal this pic from me?

>I intend to set up a thousand-year Rep and anyone who supports me in this battle is a fellow-fighter for a unique spiritual—I would say divine—creation
Talk about time under tension

>>yfw Adolf Fitler will never rise to power in the Third Rep

>Repeat. Don't get caught taking the food, lol.
>in a business with cameras everywhere

Kek
instead we have the american plot of trying to copy cell mitosis, increasing in size before splitting to try and catch up with chinas population

Here's some energy Wendy

uhhhh go wendy

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yeah

walk this world oh weeping wendy

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full homo the dude is cute

I feel like that is. . . more impressive when done by a fat person.

Kind of like half of Kevin Owen's moveset.
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The guy is homely af
would hug/10

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would strangle to death then bang

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