Who does Veeky Forums lift for?

Some more meg baird for y'all

i hate myself mostly
>not gaining weight as quickly as i hoped, weight bounces between 74-78kg
>therefore whatever gains i'm making now will quickly plateau
>can feel the hate creeping back in

God she's so fucking cute. Conservative without being pathetic, creative without being narcissistic.

youtube.com/watch?time_continue=15&v=RRVxY33LFGs

I used to hate amateur/homemade porn because the women weren't as hot as the pro porn chicks. Now amateur is the only kind I can get off to because chances are those people are doing it because they are enjoying themselves.

I put a mirror between my legs so I can look at my own asshole while I masturbate.

If I'm in a hurry I'll smell my own underwear too, it makes me cum faster.

>lifting for a porn star

I hope you're not really doing this, user.

What a treat, nice post user.

If I meet her Ill be sure to fuck her for you.

>Not liftin so you can becum a big'un and please Gork and Mork by rippin them pink skinz in 'alf.

For Lenny.

A disgusting fat porn whore whom has take 6million nog loads?

I lift so I can save her

This hurts to read

>not lifting to become Iron

>Not lifting for blood
BODIES
CARNAGE
ALL YOU SEE

Goddamn why do I love this fucking braphog

Low standards probably

I lift for my brothers
I lift for my sisters
I lift for my ancestors
I lift for my progeny
I lift as a ritual of sacrifice and seriousness
I lift to remain worthy of speaking with the gods

This shit is so forcibly edgy that it's not even sad

I'd agree with you if I hadn't met people that are legitimately this broken

For the inevitable race war

I lift for this cutie
youtu.be/mngtcfcaVrI

moogah foogah mah bazoogah

For the revolution.

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>Not raising both physical and mental gains
All is Dust m'lads

So I dont feel weak anymore.

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Objectively uggo, big nosed, looks like shes 40.

*tips*

>Lifting

Nigga, the Death Guard were the best powerlifters and cardiofags.

To temporarily forget my regrets.

Which just made them all the more endearing to Papa Nurgle when they embraced rot and decay.

To become better at HEMA (longsword). Building anaerobic strength in order to be more explosive and last longer in short bursts of intense activity.

And learn to End him rightly

Dude how fucking old si she like 50?

4 the strength

How should I feel about getting this meme.

>see this during no fap september
>dick becomes diamond
>despite all, resist

I'm gonna make it.

i don't like being skinny. i put just 10 lbs of lean muscle on my body and i get loads of complements. sometimes even from people who never met me before. Plus . life is nothing without goals. goals are nothing without gains.

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Don't know, but I feel kinda bad

did you catch anything?

Gotta get into that good behind the scenes shit. Look up Natasha Nice behind the scenes (I won't link for all the nofappers here). She cums during a photo shoot and it's hot AF.

Pls pls greentext it all my man

>3 hours, 2.8 thousand dollars
Thots have hard lives.
captcha: please 1600

You are part of a select club , a special club

>implying she didnt lose more than she gained

Give us the Greentext user.

to be an ubermensch.

>not lifting for mute loyalist gf

>Lifting for a mudshark
Kill yourself OP

Damm im want to met some meat-heads like that

>The escort Gianna meme

fuck off

>tfw 6.5"x6.5" dicklet

I'll never be able to fuck such a high test whore, right lads?

For Mosley.

Same here bro i shit on my looks so much and can barely look at my self in the mirror w a straight face

a sekret club?

Any answer other then "myself" is wrong

>paying for pussy
>paying for that pussy
>paying for thot pussy

This

>>tfw paid for her escort service for a night
>3 hours, 2.8 thousand dollars

funny she would reject the idea of her being a whore i bet . despite the filthy gold shekels she filed her hands with.

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>coal burner
fucking D R O P P E D

unirionically

>lifting for used up nigger fucking whore

never gonna make it

my black knight
this is exactly why i decided to start lifting

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I find it fucking hilarious that even among the most jewed corrupt cum guzzling whores there are still lots of them who won't do scenes with niggers even though Mr. Noseberg will pay them a premium for it.

Also
>pornstar
>not dropped immediately

baka desu senpai

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can you name a few?

Ouch.

Miku

imdb.com/list/ls051111999/

Alexis Texas was the only name that came off the top of my head. Don't really watch big production porn because it's all fucked in the head and generally try to keep away from porn anyway. I found that IMDB list in about 5 seconds on google though so you are either lazy or a cuck shill.

Not if I fuck her first!

I'm actually just lazy

She's in her late thirties, and she's on top of your game.

Not getting rock hard for an older woman with her mental and creative shit together is a sign of low test.

Revisit her after you hit 4/3/2/1 or get started on supplemental T from your doc and you'll be happily surprised with your erection.

pornmd.com/sex-search

Also this shows search trends of all of the major tube sites and nowhere does IR show up on any country or globally, yet IR porn is all over the front pages of these sites. Nobody is searching for it, they have to pay actresses more to do it, and it generally doesn't return a profit, so why do they keep making it?

You guys realize that the majority of amateur porn and "behind the scenes" porn is fake as well right?

>Not getting hard for a woman who is a the low end of her fertility
>Not getting hard for a woman who could hit menopause in a couple years
>Not getting hard for a woman who will give you offspring that are waaaaaay more likely to have mental and physical maladies as apposed to a younger woman
>Low T

It's fine if you like the way she looks but older women are a fetish and high t men go after more fertile women, which are women who are nowhere near later thirties (usually not even late twenties).

Because there's a lot of cuck fetishists out there user.

I just wanna stop being a Kissless virgin brahs

Goddamnit, now I'm in love with a poorly-drawn stick figure.

I think you've fallen for the "linear relationship between attractiveness and fertility" trick, which is fine and totally understandable but you've got to understand that evolutionary psychology is generally not based in fact. It's all "just so" stories, basically post-hoc conglomerations of ideas which make sense because of the narrative but aren't supported by anything.

The truth is, men are attracted to competence. We like girls who look like they could make us feel good, who could raise our offspring well (or give birth to them and nurture them well), or who could show us new parts of ourselves or the world.

Hence the meg baird attraction. She would birth and raise your children no problem, she's got a solid decade before nondisjunction risk increases appreciably. She has kind, smart eyes. And she sings in a way that makes you feel like she understands you.

AND she's slim, petite, and would look awesome being forced down on your cock while you held her off the ground, against a wall.

But hey there's no accounting for taste, especially yours.

My gf said I was getting fat...

>cope the post

Man, you are fucking obsessed with this chick who's got an ugly face, big nose and who is walking a tightrope when it comes to years of fertility left. There has never been a time or culture or place where men have valued older women for their sexuality, younger women have always been prized for fertility and the youth of her eggs. You have constructed a whole paradigm based on nothing, defying basically everything we know to be true and claiming that this is the way it is damn everybody else, I am right for picking an old lady to mother my children.

It sounds like you are trying to fill a motherly role for yourself in your own life, and have an unhealthy obsession for a plane jane woman who is at the end of her fertility.

You're projecting, you have a weird relationship with your mom if you're so hung up on older women.

That's alright man. It's no big deal. I shouldn't have brought it up. Hope you feel better.

>Certainly not for that fat bitch.
FPBP

Not him, but it sounds like you're the one who has mom issues and are trying to justify your shit taste with some nonsensical psuedo analysis of "attraction".

> types an essay to justify why he wants to fuck some old pussy
>tries to call anyone who doesn't want old pussy low-T
>makes up a paradigm stating that all of us other men have been duped into liking young women
>wants a woman who can comfort him and teach him new things (wow that doesn't sound like a mommy)

A mentally sane person would have just stopped at "I like milfs" instead of constructing an explanation as to how that's the superior, high t choice with absolutely no evidence to back it up. Lmaoing at your life bro. It's just a fetish, chill