He can't grow a beard

>he can't grow a beard

lmao

earrings are a surefire way of spotting a fag

hey grandpa, the 1940's called and they want you back

I can but it's a shitty balkan beard where it's mostly a neck-beard and not a lot of fuzz on the cheeks.

>too much of a pussy to let someone drive a needle through your earlobe

>calls others fags

>earrings
You look like a bottom

>being this dumb

>beardlets automatically have their masculinity insulted when they see a beard so they start projecting their own homosexual ideals

tell me, how did you end up with the knowledge that bottoms wear earrings? you must have watched a lot of gay porn to be able to ascertain something like that

>not stretching them 2 inches
lol fag

beardlets on suicide watch

growing a beard is torture, how do you make it past the itchy stage?

the emo/scenefags can have that trend all to themselves, pass

i just scratch it when it itches

>the emo/scenefags
what year is it? us normalfags wear them now not the faggots in tight pants in 2005

when i was in school there was a kid who had huge holes in his ears and another kid ended up clamping a masterlock onto his shit and they had to use bolt cutters to remove it

personally i just dont see the appeal, i always laugh to myself when i see it, so trendy

everyone realises that this is a fucking poverty beard right?

>> " " " normalfags " " "

nah i dont think anyone sees the correlation other than you.

must be an autism thing

I'll help you out

>moustachelet
lmao

The reddit army has arrived

so yeah, it's an autism thing. thanks for clarifying

pro tip: not every beard is going to look the exact same and the difference has nothing to do with poverty

>everything i don't like is reddit!

you're like the Veeky Forums version of an sjw, getting all triggered

Nah he just looks the type that will freely offer his ass up, see I'm a warrior a booty warrior to be precise and earrings are pretty much a way to tell me you want my dick.

Projection

of course not, but some are objectively better than others, namely those with pores which better accentuate the cheek bones

we're on the chon, autism is a badge of pride here

am i doomed with this gap forever lads or will it ever fill in? i just turned 18 so is there a chance my beard genetics havent gone all out yet?

>being so gay you can just look at people and claim to know whether or not they'll offer you their ass

are you some kind of homo fortune teller?


what other buzzwords do you use when you lack an argument?

let's see some Veeky Forums beards lads

I don't think I filled in that gap until I was 21/22

Holy shit that beard looks like crap and I thought my beard was bad. I legit feel better now, thanks.

okay cool thats reassuring. ty beard user

>no pic

fake news

>are you some kind of homo fortune teller?
It's just experience from getting lots a booty see for me booty is more important than food or water.

as a veteran booty warrior, what's your opinion on traps?

americans lmao, hiding weak jaws with frizzy beards, the classic combination

Enjoy the curly pubes on your face dude.

t. 3rd worlder and a beardlet

Enjoy the inferiority complex dude.

If they have a nice booty I'll go for em loadsa traps try to do squats and end up having man glutes which isn't great.

Those two things are not compatible honestly

lets see some beards brahs
you're not all beardlets are you?

>Try growing beard
>Comes out alright except for one detail
>The "goatee" part of my face grows zero hair whatsoever
>I look like I have a reverse goatee

I've tried letting it fill in but it doesn't seem to want to, apart from 3 or so pity hairs.

>calling this a beard

now that's something to be jealous of