came to Veeky Forums again, for some reason expected to see positivity and motivation
again all i saw were life hating autists who shit on anything even remotely positive for the sake of being cynical pricks every chance they get
reminder the next time you see a fat neckbeard at the gym who thinks he is better than you because you aren't doing his approved list of exercises, and refuses to keep eye contact with you when you try to say "hello" with a smile, that is probably a Veeky Forums regular.
Oliver Barnes
La la la la la deus vult la la la la la
Luis Murphy
Thanks for contributing to the positivity :)
Jonathan Scott
Yo bro, I think we are following each other in threads lmao.
Welcome back again.
Jordan Young
heheh hey user
its the tren
i literally have been fantasizing about starting a confrontation with a guy at my gym simply because i think he may not like me
Bros I need some help. How the fuck do i dose liquid clen without killing myself? I overdosed on this shit a week ago and made myself puke it up, but i felt like i was gonna die for about 3 hours. I have syringes for measuring out the dose but the concentration is so damn high. Should i do like 10 drops on my tongue?
Daniel Bennett
Wow. About 1-2 years ago I calculated the average of the most popular dildos on Amazon and it like like 5.1". Now I search for dildos and they're all 7-11".
Yet the biggest dick that can fit in a Tenga flip hole is 6"x4"
Carter Foster
>implying it's women buying them
Easton Adams
>tfw you'll never please a woman
Nathan Hernandez
No it won't, I've been here since Zyzz was still alive.
>200mcg/mL
Get a fucking milliliter oral syringe and some basic math skills.
Hey mossad you crazy motherfucker, how've you been?
Noah Allen
>implying your penis could ever feel as good as simultaneous use of both hands and your mouth
Don't worry about it nerd.
Chase Phillips
>being too beta to use THE phallic object
David Lee
I have no idea but I'd imagine women get their dildos off Amazon.
Well my dick can't fit into the tenga flip hole 'black edition' at all as it's designed for asians. I have a 6 inch girth and can't fit into that shit. Waste of $50 as I believed the shills.
But it's really hard to believe other men are so tiny. Does anyone really fail the toliet paper roll test? I don't even think I'm big but according to the studies, 99th percentile. Whenever I try for anal they're like "hell no, you're too big". Still seems small to me.
Still crazy but have a real career and regular pussy now. Trying to get back into this shit. Might start selling if I perfect it. How was jail?
Matthew Gray
Uhhh... I have an 8inch dick and can cram my entire dick in my flip hole (black)
Colton Perry
I'm speaking mainly about girth. But even length wise you couldn't stick your entire dick in there.
Mason Perry
I thought the paper towel thing was a meme Fuck My loli pussy toy is too loose for me desu
No wonder I cant get a gf
Austin Murphy
Testhater reporting in. Closing in on week 5 and I'm definitely growing. Can't fit into my old fitted polo despite losing 10 pounds from when it did fit
Kek
Logan Bennett
You're too inundated in porn, and other bizarre concepts.
You should accept you have an above average penis. It's strange you'd be so conscious of it. I did porn and everyone in that industry doesn't give a fuck about dick size; it's all editing and angles.
Landon Gomez
I'm sorry, Jerry. I don't know if it's a meme. It's hard to tell. I just know I can't fit my dick into anything
It's not really a self-conscious thing. I just have a fetish for extremes and a love for hacking.
It's like when I offered to increase the size of my gf's clit so she'd enjoy sex better. She doesn't get it and assumes I have insecurities. But I'm really just chasing perfection. And it's fun to break the rules.
Adam Torres
150/150 test/deca indefinitely, yes or no?
Daniel Lopez
If my tdee is 2600, how much over it could I go on 400 ace 200 test e?
I'm thinking 4K.
Jace Bailey
Its hard to tell on the internet cause everyone adds inches to their dick, but irl everone assumes all my dick comments are jokes so its impossible to tell
Probably a bit high desu But it depends on diet and timing and lifts dunnut?
Daniel Murphy
Call this retard-mc-retardface but if all I have for the next 2 months is an olympic pool, is it still alright to take gear?
In this case it'd just be Ostarine and Mk677 but do you think there'd be any gains at all?
Jordan Perry
>Ostarine and Mk677 >gains Pick one. At least you're not wasting anything by not being able to work out.
Brody Smith
you'll make gains on both of them, stop living in the past where the only options are test and tren
Colton White
>6 inch girth >girth
Christopher Ortiz
Yo, I don't do anything more than lift casually just to keep in general shape, but I have been seeing a guy for about two months and I'm pretty sure he's on roids. He works out pretty much every day except Sunday (sometimes takes Saturday off) and is ~130kg at 6'3" and doesn't look very fat. He's kinda "soft around the edges" but no belly and visibly very muscular.
So, what do? I like seeing him but is he going to like fall over and die or give me sterAIDS through sex or something. I don't know shit about roids and I very rarely browse Veeky Forums at all. I got sent here by /adv/.
Will I have to inject shit in his ass or is that a meme?
Isaiah Hall
>So, what do? I like seeing him but is he going to like fall over and die or give me sterAIDS through sex or something.
How did we get from "my mate does gear" to "he'll fuck me in the ass".
Brandon Torres
I would help you but I simply don't like homosexuals.
Christopher Thompson
In my country if you're "seeing" someone that means a relationship.
It's not any more than tentative so I didn't use the word "partner".
That's okay, you're entitled to your opinion.
Matthew Peterson
Oh...well just ask him man
Maybe how do you get buff like him.
Thomas Anderson
>Oh...well just ask him man I will eventually but I was just wondering what I am in for.
Redpill me on steroids, I guess.
Cooper Long
Steroids are four-ringed organic molecules present in most eukaryotic life, and in involved in a number of biological processes.
Robert Wood
Depends on the guy, some don't give a fuck and will tell you outright, others might be shy about it but will tell you, others will deny it all and others might sodomize you against your will and dump you immediately.
Jack Rivera
>That's okay, you're entitled to your opinion.
That's the gayest shit I've heard.
Ayden Hill
Thanks user.
Do you think he's likely to be on roids though? His stats are 130kg at 6'3" and judging by pic related I'd say like 15% bf, maybe a bit less. I can see his abs really faintly.
I'm just buying time for the gay agenda to fully take root, and then breeder scum such as yourself will be strung up by the ankles to serve as incubators for superior homosexual society. Straightfags will be lobotomised and put to work in the pleasure palaces etc. etc. etc.
Gay enough yet?
Luis Hill
Put that all into a fat free mass calculator and show us the results, there is some range that is the "on gear" range because being natty inside it is very rare.
Colton Nguyen
30.34 FFMI, which the website tells me means he's on roids because apparently you can't get over 25 without steroids.
Matthew Davis
Mystery revealed, now the rest is on you man.
Austin Ortiz
Thanks user. So he's on gear.
Last question: how should I approach the subject? Should I even approach the subject? I'm under the impression that most of you guys are/are considering taking steroids. If you were, and were in a relationship, would you care if your partner brought it up and asked you? How would you respond?
And my other question is what are the health risks, but I guess I can just google that so don't need to answer that.
Josiah Nelson
Best cutting drugs besides DNP?
Jeremiah Ross
Kinda depends on you and the relationship man. If it's a casual thing there's no point, but if you see some kinda future with him it might be a good idea to bring it up. Just ask his opinion at first, don't come out of the gate accusing him of being a fraud. Let him tell you if he's willing to.
>130kg at 6'3" Are you dating fucking Jay Cutler? How do you find normal people that size?
Hunter Cooper
>6'3 >jay cutler lmao
Carson Watson
He's pretty tall isn't he?
Lincoln Carter
he's 5'9
Ryder Hughes
>How do you find normal people that size? I met him on [spoiler]Veeky Forums[/spoiler] of all places. On /v/ actually.
Cheers user, I'll test the waters.
It's a pretty casual relationship at the moment but it's working well so I'm considering attempting to make it more serious which is why I don't want this issue to explode. I guess I just wanted to know from steroid users whether they'd prefer if their partner just kept their mouth shut about it or what.
Evan Carter
>been feeling sad >Don't talk to gf about it because I know it upsets her which makes me even worse >She keeps pressuring me to tell her how I feel >Complains I never tell her how I feel >Tell her it'll just make her upset >Promises she won't be upset >I do >She asks if there is anything she can do >No >Tells me she feels sad now that she can't help >Makes me feel even worse
Fucking hell women are idiots.
Wyatt Morales
My friend whos been on gear for a couple of years recommended a GH source and says its legit... Yet its $7 per 10IU vial. Is it possible to be that cheap?
Brandon Russell
Reported for offtopic, and filtered.
Hunter White
>gf cares about you and wants to help you >gf is upset that there's nothing she can do to make you feel better >gf is clearly an idiot for having these emotions
I'm only seeing one idiot here and it ain't her.
Brody Collins
Reported for offtopic.
Colton Barnes
>says its legit How the fuck would he know? Does he have a pharmaceuticals laboratory in his basement? Why would you trust him?
Joshua Rodriguez
Reported for announcing that you reported someone :)
Grayson Phillips
Reported for announcing that you reported someone for announcing that they reported someone.
Also, sage.
Daniel Jones
Daily reminder that for every ML you pin, you're adding 120 calories of oil to your body
Lucas Turner
He's used boatloads of gear throughout the years and knows what stuff is supposed to feel like.
Christopher Garcia
This so much, desu it's a huge confidence booster to see how fucking pathetic so many people here are.
Easton Foster
Depends if you want to give him shit about it or geniuen curious how it works etc.
If you start the conversation with "i read steroids are dangerous please stop. Or why do you take them cant you train without?" Or shit like that he will drop your ass faster then you droped your pants. With 130 @ 6'3 he is on a lot of stuff for a long time already. Almost pro level so he clearly knows what he does. >tfw only 105kg @ 6'3
Jeremiah Hughes
this is my fuck the world fuck u too bitch ass nigga what u gonna do cycle
75mg Test C 75mg NPP 200mg Tren E 600mg EQ 600mg Primo E
10mg Dbol 10mg Anavar 10mg LGD
3.5iu GH pharma IV post workout 5 shots GHRH/GHRP subq throughout day
160mg micardis 5mg singulair
starting it in about a month. come at me bros
Evan Wright
oh yah some proviron as needed to make dick feel good
Ryan Watson
Welcome to /fraud/ you dumb fucking kike.
>tell her the exact outcome of her actions >tells me that outcome won't happen >that outcome happens >is upset that the outcome happened
It's like being told not to smash your head into a wall because it's going to hurt. But you promise it won't hurt and the person goes okay whatever. And you crack your skull open and complain that the other person let you do it.
Austin Campbell
...
Aiden Barnes
what kind of faggot beta asshole are u to even let your girlfriend know your emotions?? a real man hides everything he feels and lets himself turn black and rot internally
ur girl is going to be craving that next good looking happy go lucky guy she sees because of ur faggy emo shit
Jacob Wood
Just what exactly is your goal with this?
Jordan Collins
what the fuck do u think nigga
Blake Barnes
I dunno dude. I feel sad all the time and nothing makes the thoughts go away. Maybe I should take a DHT for mental health gains.
Jeremiah Bailey
It's a true cluster fuck. Although I admire your patience to pin so much oil from so many different vials.
Adrian Wood
unless i become buddhist monk i will struggle always with this shit, so i just drink kratom. makes me feel nice and not care. occasionally i will shoot heroin up my butt but usually regret it the next two days after when i feel like warmed over death but i get by.
Cooper Perry
i actually probably wont run that, i just want to try all sorts of shit and had a moment and thought id type something retarded out.
prob just 800 eq 140 test 200 tren that sounds about right catch me outside howabbout dat
but the GH and peptides will stay, i love those
Carson Green
hey guys, if my nose is bleeding often on cycle that's probably because of high blood pressure right? I measured my blood pressure and it's higher than at the start of the cycle but still inside the normal healthy range. Also I heard some people donate blood during cycle to lower their hematocrit. So nosebleeding should be healthy for the same reason right?
Nathan Cruz
I'd probably be an alcoholic by now if I didn't despise the taste of alcohol so much.
Dylan Ward
yeah bleeding out your nose is good for you, when its out your ass is when u need to get concerned
nothing to be concerned about just proceed as usual
Jackson Reyes
just go lick ur girlfriends butthole then finger her pussy then slide ur uncovered penis in and slowly but gently work up to a furious pace, then when its time to cum tell her to open her mouth then stick ur dick in and shoot it down her throat
u might feel better after that
Nolan Bell
I'd love to see you bleed as much blood out your nose as it taken during a donation.
Sebastian Evans
Same here man, according to the stats my length is like 60%ile but my girth is 95%ile. At first I thought I must have measured wrong, but then I tried to fuck a smol asian girl and it literally wouldn't fit in her because it was too thicc
James Collins
Yeah it's not that much blood each time, but I get a nosebleed every single day, sometimes 2 or 3 times in one day, so I think I'm actually losing more blood than I'd lose from donating once a month.
Ryder Ortiz
how do you use both hands and mouth?
Carter Sanchez
Wouldn't a rope be cheaper?
Julian Williams
>went to the gym yesterday >looking JOOCY in front of the mirror >clock some guy behind me getting ready to use to bench >"What the fuck, is that a child? You have to be 14 to get a membership here" >doing my bicep curls while occassionally checking behind me >he's struggling so much and nobody is helping him >normally don't give a shit about the other plebs in the gym but this is a kid here, I don't want him to hurt himself >finish my set and go over to him >"Want me to spot you mate?" >as soon as the words left my mouth I realised he wasn't a fucking kid, he was just a tiny man, literally about 4'9 in height
Not even juice could save that dude, he was dealt such a shitty hand in life. He wasn't a dwarf (because dwarves tend to have small arms and legs but normal sized heads). Everything about him was in proportion, he was just the size of a 10 year old. I'm actually surprised they let him get a membership.
Off topic but I needed to share with you lads, it was bizarre.
Landon Jenkins
It's quite clear you are the idiot. Stop feeling sad for yourself, no woman is going to wait around for you to sort out your emotions.
Austin Thompson
>frequent nose bleeds BEFORE starting on gear >now that I'm juicing I don't get them anymore
Hmm, not sure if fixed or my brain is just getting ready for a massive stroke.
Jace Stewart
This is about to be the stupidest question, but I want some anecdotes about this: I am prone to getting acne. I still have some pimples on my chin even after doing accutane like 5-6 years ago. Sometimes get some on my back (like 1-2 big red ones at a time) Will 500mg test e /week for 15 weeks, in all probability, increase my acne and bacne?
Adrian Garcia
Yes, absolutely. If you're prone to acne then test will just make it worse.
Evan Ward
Thumbnail looks like his skin was ripped of. 10/10
Just do accutan along side it. No cripplimg depression dosage bit like 20mg e2-3d to keep it in line.
Evan Edwards
>sharing feelings with woman >share feelings with someone else NOBODY CAN AND WILL HELP YOU
I never share any of my emotions with anybody. All they do it, is making it worse
Do you have literally zero life experience??
On cycle you can basically control it with an ai. PCT is a different story, you will be completely bombarded with craters the size of nickels
Luis Reed
Clean shirt at least x2 a day Drop dairy Accutane, taper up to PCT DUAC daily gel
Joseph Fisher
fucking hell the truth is hard to hear. but ty I'll get on that goddman accutane again I guess fffffffffffff
Justin Taylor
Just suck it up mate, also get a tan if you're pale.
I don't get acne normally but when I'm on a cycle I get it across my chest and upper arms near my biceps/shoulders. It's pretty embarrasing but it goes away a couple of weeks after I finish.
Getting a tan has helped, not only to hide it but also to treat it. On a cycle I go to the tanning salon twice a week because I'm a pasty white guy from the UK.
Aiden Reyes
What do you chums think of SARMS?
Carson Cook
Kek
Tyler Perry
Not gonna be able to drink for 6 months then after starting my accutane cycle lol rip yeah Im pale af, and noticed tanning beds are the shit (except all the cancer n that)
Joshua Morris
>except all the cancer n that
You only risk cancer if you're an idiot who sits in the sun (or lays on a tanning bed) until you burn. Burning your skin is really bad, applying protection and knowing your limits is fine as long as it's in moderation.
Nathaniel Wood
>knowing your limits is fine as long as it's in moderation.