Hate doing cardio

>hate doing cardio
>it's boring as fuark
>get a working dog
>have to walk 3 or 4 miles every day, other wise he'll shit in the house and be bored and destructive
>get leaner without even trying

Dogs confirmed for the most Veeky Forums animals

>hate doing cardio
>it's boring as fuark

whatever man seriously

>get a working dog

how. my dog is a fucking neet

Well what kind of dog is it?

Get a doggo from worker line of the race of doggos you like.

know that feel brah. got a lab/blue heeler mix and dude is hyphy as fuck if i don't spend an hour in the morning walking him and playing hard with him. they just want to please in the end. working dogs goat. and its rewarding as fuck. unconditional love.

Animals in general are pretty fit.

That's great and all except for when it barks at 3am and you lose your sleep gains

...

>be called mans best friend
>actually be mans best friend
>be shocked

One of these days that barking will be a burglar and you'll be glad they borked.

does walking actually count for cardio? I walk a ton, all the time, and otherwise hate cardio. was assuming you needed to at least get that heart rate up for any benefit

You don't get the benefit of improving your VO2 max and all that, but it selectively burns fat over carbs, especially if you do it fasted.

Depends.
Walking fast in hilly terrain is a decent amount of work
Strolling casually around in the park or something, not really.

>got a fucking chihuahua from sister after she has kids.
>try and take it for walk
>it starts crying after 5 minutes of walking
>ignore it and keep going
>it starts screaming
>people looking now
>cancel the walk and go home
>lay down on couch
>it starts baying like some kind of hound
>too much of a manlet to get up with me
>it looks pretty frustrated
>laugh at it for a bit and finally scoop it up

>always laid in the center of my bed and stretched his limbs out as far as possible
>got pushed to the edge while he used up 90% of the space
>get pissed because I can't sleep and try pushing him to the foot of the bed
>he'd get all pissy and bite me and I'd bap him on the nose
>we'd stare at eachother for a bit, and then he'd scoff and lay in his own damn bed
>eventually got cancer and I had to put him down
That dog was a colossal pain in the ass. I miss him, I'm so lonely.

He can do 8 hours straight of ball playing in doggo heaven.

Don't worry for him famalam.

i want a highly realistic robot dog

I guess robots do dream of electric dogs

well played, fuck you

Any dog breed that wasn't originally for hunting or working is a bitch-tier dog and should be put down.

Impressive patience with that samefagging.

Blue heeler confirmed best doggo. I have two.

I miss my doggo

How can you see that it was samefagging? I'm seriously asking

Rate my doggo. Is he natty?

10/10 friendo.

My cardio bud

>that wojak/bar ratio
will they ever learn?

Norwegian Elkhound? He looks like a g o o d b o y e

Yeah man. He's fuckin rad

I was in a thread like this once where a guy said that distance cardio with dogs is bad for the dog because they're not built for distance running like we are. I always got the impression that dogs were about twice as fit as humans were when it comes to running anyway and that running with a dog would be barely a workout for the dog and that a human would have trouble keeping pace with them. What's up with that?

Blue Heelers are GOAT OP

Mine is a runt I think, but she still works hard and plays hard. Great running companion