It's finally happened Veeky Forums, I've matched with an archaeologist

Doesn't matter, would smash any and all of them.

It's done, will post results if I don't get unmatched.

Please, for the love of god ask

is it just me or would she look great sitting on my face

DO IT OP YOU FUCKING FAGGOT

>if I don't get unmatched.

There's no way she would do that dude. This shit was in the stars. It was meant to be.

No fucking way the blonde thinks she has a "4" face, or would even self deprecatingly joke about that.

Gotta be one the zipperheads probably red helmet.

Holy fuck go in for the kill OP that chick is spicy

she's a paleontologist you fucking idiot
you imbecile

better than being a vegangist

It's the blonde
linkedin.com/in/danielle-peltier-316424b2

When are we gonna get drunk and play Mario
Kart? Always works for me. Try your luck OP she looks cute.

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Okay, at this point anyone doubting which girl she is in the picture is just baiting. Read what she wrote numbskull. She identifies herself

> Says her face is a 4
I guess she had to make that line work somehow

You can do it, user, we believe

Except she doesn't identify herself, user

>college softball player
>actual archaeologist
>thicc ass qt
>tall

literally perfect breeding material. let her uncover your bone OP

Are you simple? There was nothing in her profile that indicated which one she was.

The two chicks standing are roughly the same height, they're both doing stupid girly leans. And the two sitting down you can't discern their height.

She says she's tall. That fucking zipperface Asian certainly isn't tall

>4 of a face

This bitch needs to see an opthalmologist or a therapist.

instagram.com/danny_pt4/

she's just fishing for compliments bic boi

>fellow New Mexican

Hell yeah brother. I live outside of New Mexico now, but whenever I go back, I punch WAY above my weight. The majority of New Mexico is full of manlet browns guys, and I'm a white king of manlets with a decent face/bod, it's like shooting fish in a barrel when I go back. Almost makes it worth living there.

Also Aggie girls are easy, but she still looks QT so good luck

>private

someone needs to acquire this girl's ass pics

See > Taller than you in heels

What are you doing, user? C'mon

shes /ourgirl/

The fact that she feels the need to do this bothers the shit out of me but whatever get the ol' cock in the ol' pussy I guess.

>w-what's the best city in new mexico for a non-latino tourist

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New Mexico has two cities, one of which is unfortunately Albuquerque, so I guess you should visit the other one
If you decide not to arbitrarily restrict your desert vacations to cities, however, there are lots of cool places to check out: Chaco Canyon, Acama, White Sands

>Albuquerque
thats the only place to do coke with jbj though

where are the blonde PAWGs like in OP? just the universities?

Post convo faggot

yup. after that they die off. better go quick

Post already, this has alot of potential

he got unmatched hunny p

is this danny? lmfao

Send it and post reply user

She is 21 and a paleontologist while I'm 25 and working retail. Why do attractive women have life so easy?

You guys are socially retarded if you don't understand that she's fishing for compliments.

>I'm really ugly ain't >:^(
>no babe. you aren't ;^D
>Oh thanks hahahah :^OOO

She's a 9/10....post more bonegirl.

>don't do anything with you life
>ugh why do women have it so easy

How about do something other than working your dead end job faggot

Someone shoop a dicc n balls in the soil under her hands

The reason she had the self discipline and wherewithal to earn a degree out of high school is not because she's hot dude. Try again.

No response yet.

While we wait, what do?

Tell her you are carefully unearthing a massive bone and you need some help. Some experienced hands, if you will...

Oh shit lets plan out what exactly you're going to do when you fuck her. We need a gameplan

post pics of yourself bro. i wanna know what gets this kind of qt in new mexico. bout to fuckin move

She's not very qt, just thirsty

>waiting til September to message a match from april

Since we're waiting, does anyone happen to remember the tinder thread a couple weeks ago? A poster was saying how he made a pillow fort while his female friend was basically trying to get him to fuck her. I want to know if they ended up fucking cause I love a happy ending

you're literally gay lol. cute face, tall, thicc college softball player. she would reject you bud

Downloaded tinder when I was in Europe, now it always puts date in European format

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that's not the paleontologist tho

That is a different girl

>swiping right on a grotesque fatty
Get some fucking standards faggot

> dog filter
> actually talking to her

Cmon have some self respect

Surprisingly not actually a fatty

Yeah bro she fucked her way to a degree because college is like your pornos.

>messy room

kek

I also live around here. White people are like less than 5 % of population. She probably has to use tinder to find white people.

>implying I'm white

He posted in a thread a couple of days ago. He fucked the girl user. Good feels

oh you're trolling ok got it

>taller than you in heels

D R O P P E D

Why even use tinder, you could just walk 2 mins in aany direction to find a sea of brown people.

not OP, but I like girls around 5'10-5'11. My last GF was 5'9 and 150 pounds. Perfect if you ask me

Fuck how many days ago? What's the best 4 chan archive? I gotta see the green text. I just got dumped so I live through fit success stories now

You guys are missing the bigger picture. It is incredibly hard to find work as an archaeologist or paleontologist, with only a BA degree if you go to a really good school. She got a job right out of college, working in the field, in her chosen major, with only a BA from New Mexico State Uni....

Her vagina and overall Stacey type got her the job.

old pic dummy. She's clearly fat in your first picture. Have you ever tindered before?

If your girl is taller than you everyone will look at you as a joke. Fuck that.

>she's the one on the left

>not fat
>clearly a fucking chubster in the bottom pictures
that's an old pic dipshit

but she wasn't

also you just revealed yourself, manlet

I think it was sunday and I believe it was also in a Tinder thread of sorts

Some user may have capped it but it wasnt too long of a greentext

Just know all is well now and he still builds pillow forts

Shes barely a couple inches taller than the asian girl and the two little hispanics sitting down. She is probably 5' 7" at the tallest.

Even if she isn't a perfect 10/10, it still sounds like a good night, chat about dinosaurs for a bit then fuck the thirsty bitch.

People only want to take cute girls with them out into the field. Get a real job that actually requires skill and a little bit of pain and you will find work easy.

>partysaurus
Sounds more like a cumdumpsterus-rex to me
>6 personalities
Borderline personality disorder
>Makes me the perfect 10
How modest
>taller than you in heels
Not even taller than the Asian on the right
>Her anthem: Some Nignog song
Coalburner

2/10 wouldn't let her examine my huge bone

Bro I found it. I went to the archives and searched "pillow" hah

Forgot pic

Need help real quick brehs

gril I hooked up with 2 days ago texted me saying I left bruises on her hip (playfully)

a little small talk but her last text is
>nope. fingers on love handles will do the trick
(after I jokingly said she banged my bedframe)

what do I say that is witty or playful? no idea what to say and i don't want to end convo

Reading comprehension is hard for you huh? She's rating her personality a 6 retard, not trying to say she has 6 personalities

Warms cockles of my heart you bros remember me. We are going to Ocean City Maryland in a few hours. She accepts me for all the goofy shit I do. Life is good fit

I shall handle you with more care you fragile little girl

What are you doing tomorrow

(And then do exactly the same)

>21
What the fuck they all look like mid to late twenties.
>tfw 22 baby face

What is relativity are you a fucking dog or something

Story time, you fuckin legend