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I lifted weights

Do you think everyone is a fat fuck?

I think there are more skinny people here than fat people so stop implying, fatty

nice pupper

>hit 2 pl8 squat
>hit 2 pl8 bench
>in the same week

stare while qt 3.14 squats

skipped the gym for 10 days because of laziness

put that beast down before it kills someone

>doing nofap
>"Its okay to fap if I just don't cum"
>accidentally cum fountains

I have a date with a girl next weekend, hopefully I can recoup my lost power before then.

Piss in the gym showers every goddamn day
Feels so good man, and there's also the thrill of strategically positioning myself to make it look like it's just the water from the shower

>OHP on the squat rack
>bb rows on the squat rack
>curl on the squat rack
I'm the only one in the whole fuckin gym that uses the squat rack, anyways. Everyone else is doing dumbshit on the smith machine, or ego lifting in the leg press.

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK? I TOOK THE BAIT

What's ur height, mate?

>hitting an all time high of sex drive
>uni is out and so there are practically zero young people in town
>start sending dick pics around like a degenerate
>got nudes back of a chick who wasn't half bad looking
>she said she wanted to fugg when she got back, made plans
>ended up ghosting once I realised how I don't really want to fuck a chick that acts that way
>a few months later see that she is pregnat by a dude who wasn't her boyfriend
>was gonna go raw

Dodged a bullet there lads. Got catfished a few times and even ended up chatting with a few fatties who sent pics back with their face as well, felt very awkward seeing them on campus (they only saw my body though).

>finally completed my homegym
>don't need to prepare before going to the gym
>sometimes lift naked because it feels amazing
>my life feels complete now

>I work from home too
>haven't left my house for 3 days
>haven't spoken to another person in 4 days
>no girlfriend
>does this mean I made it?

yup

JELLY
AS
FUCK

Fuck, you're living my dream life.
Well done user.

Get girlfriend, slip in a quickie b/w sets then you've made it.

>Lifting naked
How glorious that must feel, i'm mirin hard

You sick fuck!

can i fuck ur gf

It might be a good idea, but just always remember the consequences. You did gud user.

jelly

>haven't left the house in 3 days
>haven't spoken to another person in 4 days

I leave the house everyday and still haven't spoken to another person in what feels like months

BEGONE NORMIE!!
Wasting valuable test for a 30minute quickie will ruin any mans gains.

Not him, but that shit feels awesome. Need to be a bit careful about placement of the twig and berries and anaerobic exercise is a hazard. But it's ultimately awesome.

What happened afterward? Did guy look fucked up? I did SS for my first 2 weeks in the gym before switching to a PPL routine. Should I be glad I switched?

...

I brapped while squatting

only niggers and tryhard white faggots get pitbulls.
I legit lose all respect for a person when they say they have a pitbull.
I already know you are a garbage human being.
You try so hard to be cool.
Scum bag fagot liberal

bud im not sure how to say this but i think you have a bigger problem, i think your gf might be a

Easy there, fella. Not him, but I've worked as a vet tech for 5 years and have never seen a pit i didn't like. If you want to hate on a dog, try German Shepards or huskies. Fuck those fucking psycho dogs

Finished my 3 day fast with a 4000 calorie meal. Felt something in my bowels move comparable to an anaconda slipping into a hole. Just shat something out the size of a healthy baby and I'm not sure it's even poop

>have legs tomorrow
>have no legs

What do I do?

Start growing your legs breh it's ez

>tfw my dad's dog is a husky/German shepherd
Can confirm, he's a spoiled little brat of a pupper

Get a car jack, put it under your wheelchair, and pump it up and down with a barbell resting on your traps.

I brapped while doing leg presses. The music was loud so no one heard, but the smell was noticed. Some guy laughed complaining about the smell and he looked at me. I just said it was the last rep smell.

never talk shit about loyal Germans, Huskies are imbred so whatever.
Pits have the nigger gene in their DNA. It's like its always there and when it triggers, something dies

what the fuck even is that pile of shit