Rest day

>rest day
>no idea what the fuck to do

What does Veeky Forums do on rest days?

Get a hobby, faggot.

Autoerotic Asphyxiation

Swim. Or hiit sprint

train other muscle groups that don't need to rest

I've found lifting on rest days works well.

Interesting. When do you rest?

Spend 2 hours on social media stalking oneitis
Spend 2 hours after that browsing pornsites looking for amateur vids that feature someone who looks like oneitis.
Spend 2 hours edging myself to the various vids I have found, building up to the best one I have, then switch to one of my top 10 vids to actually bust a nut, these contain actresses who look nothing like my oneitis, cause nutting to her would be completely haram.

6 hours of my day filled already, spend another 8 at work, 2 hours on preparing and eating food and the remaining 8 on sleep.

>top 10 vids

yikes

Go do 90 min of cardio and shitpost using gym wifi

This but there's a porn star who looks really similar to my oneitis so it's a bit simpler.

non-days
aka night time, when i sleep

What?

Sweet life bro. Start injecting meth before your fap sessions from now on. It's not like it can make your life any more miserable than it already is. You'll thank me later.

if you find watchmojo erotic you need a hobby lad

Part of me hopes this is not true and just a bullshit shitpost. Another part of me knows it probably isn't.

No you idiot, I mean my literal own personal top 10 favourite porn scenes. There are a handful of scenes that make me diamonds near instantly and bust a nut in record time, these vids from my top10 (although to be fair there are about 14, not 10).

Not actually miserable though.

I will one day either have my oneitis, or make her wish I had.

Romantic. Good luck to you

Thank you.

>he actually takes rest days

I lay on my bed and watch the ceiling for 24 hours.

...

My oneitis finally told me she loved me but I DROPPED her because she was cheating on her boyfriend and I don't date cheaters. What do, where do I acquire a new oneitis brehs??

You dun screwed up. I did this a decade or so ago. Still regret.

What's your story? I told her I can't see her anymore literally last week. You think I made a mistake? I love her too but I need to move on and I don't see how we can be together without me always looking over my shoulder...

KEK

Contemplate the gradual decline of society and Western culture, starting from the apparent children all over Veeky Forums.

Masturbate, i believe rubbing one out on the same days i work out will hinder my gains

>3 days lift
>3 days cardio
>1 day 10km walk